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Hi robots, tell me your worst drug experiences.
I start.
>took too much ketamine to a techno party
>started losing my contact with reality
>thought I broke my nose after sneezing
>asked everyone a tissue but wasn't able to talk properly, embarassing myself in front of everyone at the club with my nose full of snot
>bad trip, started crying thinking about the void in my life
>randomly revealed suicidal thoughts to a friend
>mfw
This is why most people on the board shouldn't attend clubs.
The key with ket is little bumps bro, little bumps.
>>29544175
I know buddy, I always go with lil bumps. I was already high and erroneously took a fat line that seemed really small to me. Nghhh.
>>29544211
Word. Anyway, my "worst" drug experience was probably the first time I ever took an illicit synthetic substance. Some unknown RC in a capsule (sold as "e").
The high itself wasn't horrendous, I was sweating to an unhealthy extent though. But when I came down I went white and felt more crook than I ever had in my entire life. My body, mind and soul felt NUKED. I also skitzed out and momentarily lost with reality, but that fortunately didn't last long. Could've been serotonin syndrome or something, who knows.
Does anyone know the source or story behind this?
that webm is so pathetic and putrid
fucking normies
Some failed normie manlet trying to grind against that fat black tranny
There's a webm but I didnt' save it because it was max cringe
>>29543989
someone please upload the webm
Women are attracted to charisma the same way men are attracted to an ass and tits.
T/f?
>>29543976
wrong. they're atracted to penis size, face, and height
Real shame because James Earl Ray didn't even kill MLK.
True for the most part, though there may be exceptions.
Final answer.
so far I've got:
>happiness
what heppens when good things happen to you or someone you like or bad things happen to someone you don't like
>good thing
when you want something and it happens, like you are hungry and you get food
>bad thing
when you want something and it doesn't happen, like you want to stop feeling a needle but you continue to feel it (even after it's not stinging you)
>sadness
when bad things happen to you or someone you like but you can't do anything about it
>anger
when bad things happen to you or someone you like and it's the fault of someone
>who to like
people to make you happy
>who to dislike
people that make you angry
Anyone can explain me some more?
Many people have tried to explain me love but that seems like a difficult one.
Love is when I see his perfect face. Had a dream about Robert Hawkins last night just fuck me up.
>>29543965
fear is when I leave the house
>>29543996
>>29544069
I don't understand any of theses two
What does /r9k/ think "The Old Tape" was?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaO6Ktir67g
>>29543901
Someone who digitally edited spooky sounds together.
>>29543901
If you like spooky music: https://youtu.be/luw1-Mpgp9k
>>29544011
U dont think it was a spoopy ghost hijacking WKCR radio?
Don't forget, If friends didn't "just kind of happen" to you, you're a terrorist.
http://waitbutwhy.com/2014/12/10-types-odd-friendships-youre-probably-part.html
>>29543871
Why the fuck would someone write such a long-winded article trying to catagorize and sub-catagorize every possible nuance of friendship?
I bet that asshole secretly cries himself to sleep every night.
tl;dr on the article?
>>29543980
He actually used to make some interesting articles. But now he has a Patreon of ~$150,000 a year so he just shits out a couple of paragraphs every 6 months about a topic nobody gives 2 shits about.
So I was just walking my dog on a sunday morning and I said to myself "which way should I walk her this time" and I told myself to go the other way but I said "you know what let's just go t his way". So anyway I walked the other path towards the trash area and I had to go get a doggie bag but a car was in the way so I stopped and waited for them to leave. And a woman comes out of the car with a skirt and clearly she was wearing no panties on a windy morning. She walked all the way up the stairs to throw away the trash and I could see everything. When she walked back down I guess she noticed me and was embarrassed so I walked the other way back.
My question is, is there a name for someone who likes to take off their underwear in public and hope they aren't seen for the thrill of it? I thought this only happened in my animes. And she was HOT, too, literally had a nosebleed.
>>29543849
>My question is, is there a name for someone who likes to take off their underwear in public and hope they aren't seen for the thrill of it?
Exhibitionism/exhibitionist
Gud fetish t b h
>>29543869
oh right, thanks
origi comment
>>29543849
she's an exhibitionist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZO_tedNgNc
Best video you'll see all week.
>>29543833
>sex is the biggest deal
>most important thing you can do with another human being
>top of the mountain, the pinnacle
#justVirginThings
>>29543909
How would a virgin know how important sex is?
Don't you think you need to have it to know it's important?
>>29543833
console gamer xD
tfw black girl
tfw no one likes them
>>29543805
alot of people like chocolate
>>29543805
Post a pic. I bet all the robots here would date you if you're into weeb stuff like anime and children's movies.
>>29543850
I only like fictional chocolate and my mother who is obvs black. Black women are trash.
Why do you guys say black men can't be attractive?this one is pretty cute.
>inb4 he's barely black
One drop rule. He would have been sold off into slavery as well.
>that
>black
selling this original comment for 1 cent
>>29543792
What the fuck is he wearing? The shit normies get away with..
He's attractive because he has white qualities, light skin, aquiline nose, thin, defined lips, etc.
need some //r9k/ insight on this one lads
>meet girl online
>text for a month back n forth
>decide to meet up
>very pretty girl
>same kind of humor
>spends 3 days at my house
>we have a lot of fun, go to the movies, friends party, sex
>continue to meet up for the next 5 months
>just before christmas tells me she cant do it anymore
>gets back together with her ex
>3 months pass without any form of contact
>slowly start texting again
>i get "i've missed you in my life" messages
>last week
>some more of those kind of texts
>ask her if she'*s happy
>she says overall yes
that was about 2 months ago
during those she texted me more of those "i've missed stuff with you" texts
yesterday and the day before that we were discussing that matte because i'm fed up with having to deal with it
she told me that
>she thinks about us whenever her relationship is at some negative point
>she misses the sex we had, the feeling i gave her
told her that she was still insecure, that she was using me as a safe haven
she agreed, yet always took the chance to tell me over and over that she "made the right decision" and "just has to life with her choice"
while it's clear she's all like "no idea what i want", she still thinks about me even after 6 months
and i still don't really know why she chose her ex, instead of me, if she is still thinking about me a lot
nearly a month ago she told me it wouldn't be "sustainable" to keep texting
She is only using you... better get out of there fast... like you said... ahe only want you to have a safe heaven... you dont deserve that...
Also... dont pay attention when she say that "she made the right decision"
She just what to feel that she has the control of the conversation
(Sorry for the bad english)
>>29544152
This. She's using you. She's getting a self-esteem boost from you.
You shouldn't contact her anymore, you benefit in no way if you do. She gets attention and to enjoy the control she has over you, while you get jack-shit.
She's also probably trying to drag you along so she has a back up if her relationship fails, and is trying to drop little nuggets of hope your way to stop you from finding someone new.
I've been there and if you keep talking to her you're a retard.
>Asking for relationship advice on /r9k/
Kek
![The Fluoride Deception (Christopher Bryson, 2004).avi_snapshot_04.35_[2016.06.26_16.07.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ehPrfQp.jpg "The Fluoride Deception (Christopher Bryson, 2004).avi snapshot 04.35 [2016.06.26 16.07.57]")
>he thinks fluoride is good for dental health
The same guys who sold you the "asbestos is safe" lie sold you the "water fluoridation is good for you" lie.
Enjoy your cancer.
There's a dangerous substance in virtually anything you ingest. Period.
>>29543774
This is not an argument. Try again.
>>29543795
You're a faggot and your thread is already dead.
>watching some youtube video
>f.a.q
>guy picked a highly rated question
>it's some "why is the female e-sport blahblah sexism" bullshit
>guy gives politically correct answer
I know why he did this but it still annoyed the shit out of me. Holy fucking shit.
If girls are so pro then why are they not just registring in any e-sport competition? You have skills? Then show them.
Stop hiding behind stupid shit. There are no female pro because they suck. Period.
>mfw each time someone talks about a "pro" girl she's either a LoL, WoW or CS player
If you know why he did it, stop having a sook
People in power who make decisions are smart and know this shit. Get over it.
darshelle stevens is cute but that thigh tat is killin it for me eugh
>>29544718
>sook
lol long-term inbreeding on an island and being killed by aristocrats for mouthing off has bred you into a complacent doormat
>s'just how it is, m8, bugger me up the arse innit?
how does it feel to come from absolutely demoralized and depleted stock, how does it feel to be a born slave lmao
ITT: Comfy music for robots
Kaori Kobayashi - Walk In The Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDfyuglz8uU&list=WL&index=35
shameless bump
Burial and Four Tet - Moth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKa0ACXPdvU
Radiohead - House of Cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPNU8gRhVqQ
Alredy Dead - Spooky Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozCKbYP8zCM
>listening only to noise and grindcore since one week or so
>laying on the couch with my dick out, still stained with dried semen
>various self-inflicted scars on my body, don't know why I did this shit, I do not show them to people
>distancing myself from my closest friends without any freakin reason, looking deranged to most people
>friends saying to me that I should see some kind of therapist
Have you ever been in psychotherapy? Did it help you in any sphere of your life?
>>29543704
Didn't help whatsoever. They just...listen. No solutions.
>friends saying to me that I should see some kind of therapist
haha you're such a robot am I right
I've seen a couple of psychologists, and 1 psychiatrist.
The psychologists did nothing. The psychiatrist got me autismbux. Other than that, fuck my life.
