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i want to suck chads thick big cock and become his slave who he bullies lewdly
i want him to call be a weak faggot weeb
>>29543103
I have a guy I get to cam with all the time. hes awesome. I recommend it op.
>>29543103
i want to be a little bitch and swallow chad's load, because that's all i'm good at
too bad i'm 6'1 and 300 pounds
I want to get a gf and come home to her getting fucked by Chad then he makes me suck his dick and eat out my gf when he creampies her
What is your catchphrase, robots?
most heard by other people : ""i think i might be autistic""
Most thought off ""god i hate my life""
my favorite ""if you do X thing ill shoot myself""
"You're right, it should be that way."
...
...
"Well what the hell are you looking at me for, it was your idea"
>>29543078
Out loud:
"S-sorry"
In my head:
"I could do it.. but it would be easier to kill myself"
Online:
:^)
Now that I make $90,000 dollars a year at the age of 27 is there any reason why I should date girls my own age?
Why shouldn't I just date 18 year old girls and go through them like toliet paper?
The girls my age have all ignored me and not cared for me during my youth and now after theyve had sex with all these Chads and after I make all this money they start to message me on my facebook I never used ebcause nobody talked to me and reply to okcupid after I update it.
I guess what I'm also saying is what type of girl should i go for now?
>>29543034
>what type of girl should i go for now?
Whichever you think will make you happy anon. If you want sex with no commitment then maybe you've got it right.
Good luck with that.
>>29543034
>Why shouldn't I just date 18 year old girls and go through them like toilet paper?
Because I'd like to marry an 18yr old or younger virgin, and if you deflower all of them, then there won't be any left for me. If you fuck a lot of virgins that means you hate both women and men (anyone who wants anything good in life) it's basically one of the most misanthropic things you can do.
Of course maybe that's your thing, maybe you were hurt by stacies and chads alike. But if you did that, if you became a chad, you'd only create more Stacies and robots and fewer chads. You'd be perpetuating the system that spurned you. You'd be fueling the normies' engine of social Darwinism. But hey maybe that's your thing.
If you do decide to become a chad, make sure to beeeee yourself and to reeeee yourself the fuck off this board afterwards.
>>29543034
>Why shouldn't I just date 18 year old girls and go through them like toliet paper?
Pump and dump? Why not find a good woman your own age.
Aaaaaah. Oh, hello wagecuck. Don't you look tired. What's up with that? Huh. Well why would cram 7 days worth of life into one night when you know you have to do chores all day today. Oh right, someone owns you and all your other days.
Is that. . .instant coffee? Ugh, wagie. Gross. I'm sorry man. I'm just used to a high-quality product.
You see, as a NEETlord, I drink only the purest coffees, watch only the finest animes, and only the freshest foods. I have time to take car of myself, you see.
Ah well, wagie-poo. Back to the desperate, frantic struggle against time that is your life.
Oh, and wagie? Another day, another dollar.
I just want everyone to die. Most days at work consist of me just staring off into the abyss, waiting for a rogue black hole to obliterate our solar system.
I don't want a job, but I need to get one, how do I get something that doesn't make me kill myself? There's also a somewhat recent misdemeanor to contend with.
>tfw government employee
>tfw literally belong to my employer
Hello wagecuck.I hope you enjoy work tomorrow
Another day, another dollar.
>>29542953
about 60% of neet images posted were made by me
>tfw you sold the trust fund your mommy saved for you
>now the market has been falling for a year and hopefully will keep falling
>still get NEET/autism bux
Thanks taxpayers :)
There's been a sudden influx of NEET posting recently after a long hiatus.
>girl is interested in you
>has really big boobs
>tfw closet pedo
>>29542893
I've been there, bro.
I've had women hit on me that looked like the average chad's 10/10, but I just couldn't reciprocate any of it. I can't get excited by giant tits, heavy make-up, or Playboy model "womanly" proportions.
I just want a compact little cutie to cuddle with.
>>29542893
why not both?
original666
>>29543666
>why not both?
Because large "womanly" features just don't do it for pedos. A 4'11" petite cutie with long natural hair in her 20's might fit the bill, but anyone that looks like a "mom", with fat hips, large breasts, heavy makeup, a perm hairstyle, painted nails, lots of tacky jewelry hanging off her wrinkled body... is an instant turn-off.
Sadly, that description fits 90% of women over the age of 18.
>No longer a kissless virgin
>Finally have a gf
Goodbye /r9k/. I'll never forget those cold winter nights I spent with all of you alone.
See you in a couple of weeks or months when she cheats on you or leaves you.
<3
>>29542865
Maybe. But I can at least say I tried at the end of the day.
>>29542929
Goodluck I hope you don't become a cuck. But seriously, Godspeed Op.
Anyone else really looking forward to movies like this?
You gotta love that anti-white propaganda. You just know right after the release there will be news about thuggish blacks curb stomping some bleackmonkeys.
all slave movies are the same
it's just a bunch of muh brutal slave violence omg so bad
yea no, that didn't happen nearly as much as hollywood jews love to perpetuate.
>>29542874
>DA JEWZ DA JEEEEWWWZZZ!!!
>>29542810
wtf, I hate white people now.
> Just woke up from Chad's GF yelling at him for fucking her best friend.
> 30 minutes of her yelling asking why he fucked her best friend
> she wants to stay with him.
> he never answers why, he just stays quiet and watches her yell
So he has free reign to treat women however the fuck he wants yet normies tell us that we can't get laid because we're not respectful to women?
>>29542705
Ye but hes a attractive anon ur just a creep ew
welcome to IRL. Human privilege rating:
A fucking white Chad male > attractive females > attractive non-white males > average females > average males > ugly females >>>>>>>>> lump of shit > ugly males
>>29542705
>So he has free reign to treat women however the fuck he wants yet normies tell us that we can't get laid because we're not respectful to women?
This is why I won't marry a western woman once I'm established.
i share a room with my normie brother and i might commit an hero because of it. he always bitch how he cannot sleep ALL NIGHT LONG. this is how his day goes :
> be a 16 YO normie
> wake up and have a strong black coffee
> have black at noon to fix his mood
> have green tea after lunch to help digest the shit he ate
> have a pre workout before going to the gym to "get a good pump bruh"
> have soda after the gym to get "fast digesting carbs"
> have dark chocolate before sleeping because " fuck it i crave it"
> bitch that he can't sleep
> wake up the next morning, rinse and fucking repeat
fucking kill me already
>>29542699
sorry about your retarded brother.
> pepe 7985
wtf ?
>>29542699
>> be a 16 YO normie
Can summer just end already? Underage b& please
>be me
>be obsessing over cute girl for weeks but not doing anything because of exams
>exam period coming to an end, finally talk to her for like five hours
>she's everything I thought and more and for some reason I don't sperg out talking to her, actually relax for once
>start messaging her
>she's so perfect, really funny, beautiful yet modest, smart but humble all this great stuff
>talk to her all week for hours each day
>don't invite her to events because I don't want to seem too needy, too overbearing
>go to a party she's at on friday, get on well again but don't see too much of her
>vivid memory of me really drunk at 3AM staring across the room at her
>something in her eyes I couldn't put my finger on, just looked a bit odd
>next day I invite her to a local gig with me
>get a message in return saying that she thinks I should know that she likes me and is a lot of conflict but as of thursday she has a boyfriend
It was guilt in her eyes.
How can I be angry at someone who was so nice to me?
>I ask her if I was too bad or too slow
>"too slow"
>"sorry"
I thought I was gonna make it robots. I thought I was gonna make it.
I believe in you anon!
In spite of how much unlucklessness you've been afflicted with here, this must've shown you that you can make it! Just be that much more confident next time and alert the girl sooner to your feelings!
Hugs and kisses! I love you!
>>29542700
Literally the nicest thing I've ever seen here.
Thank you.
>>29542729
Aww we always need to be heaved up sometimes, and not let ourselves toxically relapse into some haze of pejorative sentiments!
I'd hope that with some nudging towards to positivity on my part, that this regrettably unconclusive experience with this girl can be something to learn from, and not some pretense for you to become a hateful spiteful person c:.
You've done well anon! You've been brave for being this outgoing already, and apparently had swayed this girl to you! Next time, you'll do it!
And spread the positivity for the next sad person you'll meet on here!
the popularity of this book is all the proof you need that women are in fact complete degenerate filth
It's porn for women. Replace the 10 videos you watch every night with one or two books a year. It's the same thing.
>Be me
>Have severe Femdom Fetish
>Needed 1 year to talk my ex gf into that shit
>Break up
>50 shades of grey gets released
>Every female in the western world gets encouraged to be submissive
Why even live?
Reminder that this is loads better than your average male's fetishes and when he faps to pornography.
>ctrl+f depression
>no results
I miss skelly and the crippling depression threads
>MY MEMES GOT OLD WAAHHH
Time to leave the site, no wait... See you next week.
>>29542606
Me too Anon
Those were the times
>>29542606
Buying my games will help you deal with depression.
Can a woman like her have sex on demand with most males of her choosing?
>>29542565
beta bux and lower
>>29542801
this. at most she would have to make a post on reddit/tumblr linking to a youtube video where she complains about her hard life. bam, instant 30 beta orbiters.
its literally that simple for women.
>>29542565
No, go make a tinder account with her pictures and say you're dtf. See how no men swipe right
We discuss the archetypal mind of r9k users, the merits and flaws in it's reasoning and in it's function.
Also can someone fix a thinking man pepe and/or wojak?
i dont understand how you guys think
> hates self and think they are too stupid to do anything
> still thinks their opinions on women/wagecucks/chads are valid.
either you are a narcissistic piece of shit or a selfloathing one dont be both.
>>29543287
is that an image of pepe? i hate myself so much i honestly cant tell anymore.
>"i'm smart, i'm just lazy"
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