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I was making a post a few minutes ago, and decided to post a pic from my wojak folder. I was looking for this one particular wojak and realized that I don't own it. Can someone hook me up with it? Pic related is my best attempt at recreating it. Just a wojak with his hands over his eyes, presumably crying.
>>29538940
Are you thinking of this? I like the way you tried to recreate it kek
>>29538958
Nah that's not it, he looks more distressed, with his mouth open like my pic. Thanks for posting that one though, i'll still save it for more specific feel selection.
another day, another dead thread
Who here still uses an old non-smart phone?
>>29538892
me. u there?
Why? Unless you are destitute or something of course.
Smartphones are so useful
>>29538892
Me as well, I don't need the features. Had one before and never used them.
How much money do I need to save before I can realistically start traveling the world and going "soul-searching". I don't understand how people afford to do this.
>>29538851
>traveling the world and going "soul-searching".
this has worked zero time in the history of mankind
I had a coworker who went for six months with only $9k, that's after airfare
>>29538851
$5000. Stay in hostels or couch crash.
Buy Kosuri some ice cream. You have three minutes.
>>29538838
She already has Holy Juice.
At that point I question why anything else matters
>>29538848
It doesn't matter what she already has, she wants ice cream. Are you going to deny her?
You have two minutes.
>>29538864
I DON'T HAVE ANY ICE CREAM AND THE STORE IS FAR AWAY SKCJALJLMSJFJ
I HAD TO CRUDELY DRAW IT
BUT HERE
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/xYSuMgf8lznq
come join us fampais ;^)
we watching the hobbit right now
>>29538820
you've lost anon
better luck next time
>>29538964
i'm jk anon
at least you tried
>your thread gets resurrected and dies with double the replies it had previously
>>29538766
No one reply to this thread for 50 minutes
>>29538788
I was gonna wait for it to reach page 10 first
>>29538766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bBYbgxBVTt
>first girlfriend I've ever had
>didn't tell her I was a virgin
>had sex for a few hours
>"oh my GOD anon, you fuck like a black guy unfff"
I don't know if that is supposed to be a compliment, and what I'm supposed to do about feeling so fucking disgusted. She belongs in the trash.
>you fuck like a black guy
>>29538757
I wouldn't know how to feel about that either desu
immediate dumping, even if she means well
everyone says that being friends with one's ex is a bad idea. why is that?
>>29538720
repressed feels might haunt you.
>>29538720
No man wants to be "friends" with a girl he's not fucking, no matter how much he lies to himself.
>>29538765
you are right i do not want to be her friend, but i do not want to cut her out of my life either
So I tripped on acid today for the first time. I was alone in my apartment. I was completely fucked.
It started with some cool little visuals and shit, like if you tried really hard you could amke out cool little patterns and music sounded good, then as i got more relaxed and more dream-like a different reality started to softly come into view superimposed over what i was seeing. as i relaxed more this veil started to lift then all of the sudden my room was some evil dark carnival and some conducter was telling me to come in. I realized i was starting to trip and pulled myself out of it but more and more that second reality started to creep up and merge with actual reality to the point where one was indistinguishable from the other and i was seeing, hearing, and feeling complex things that werent there at all. The next few hours I spent literally having to constantly talk myself down and fight to keep myself from slipping into a deep psychosis and losing all sense of myself and reality. all while hallucinating shit like ghosdts and witches and satanic temple shit.
at once point i believe i was possessed by some kind of deity which possessed my hand and made me write religious symbols in a notebook. another time i was hallucinating a bunch of satanic ghost shit out of a fucking old darkthrone album cover all trying to creep up on my as i relaxed and induct me into hell. like literally fucking evil ghosts all surrounding me. and john wayne gacy like clowns trying to creep into my psyche and drive me insane. i literally fought off insanity tonight bros it was fucked right up
>>29538668
Who cares? That's normal shit for acid, you're not special
>>29538668
How do you know you won that fight?
>>29538668
sounds entertaining, what dose?
happy birthday to me
25 years old today
pic related sums my day up
Happy birthday, robot.
Are you a virgin?
Tell us about your problems anon, we need more feels in here
Happy birthday. I hope you don't feel too shitty about your bdays, usually I do, but hopefully the bday wishes here give you company.
> be robot
> click on /diy/
> isn't accepted... feels nothing
> returns to /r9k/
>>29538534
Thisis a hidden feature.
this is a containment board, friend
You're not allowed to leave this place
>>29538534
Well, here we are;
burning.
What's the point in caring about relationships or the way you're going to look when in 60-70 years it wont matter?
Everyone puts so much effort into finding a girlfriend/boyfriend and all it's done for anyone that isn't Chad or Stacey is cause them to suffer.
Even when you do find a qt girlfriend it all just seems like a massive waste of time to me. So why? What's the point? Serious question.
>>29538529
Your evolutionary instinct systems flood you with a lot of crazytown drugs that you can only get by screwing around with the opposite sex.
But they're just that, drugs. That's why people feel like suicide when relationships end and why they go seeking another "hit" in a new relationship.
It's better to stay sober or just "take methadone" and jack off like a degenerate.
>>29538529
What's the point in anything? You'll be dead in 80 years.
>>29538588
Giving your life a satisfying arc and subplots like a novel.
Hey faggots. What's up. Former robot here.
I just lost my virginity to my gf. I'm officially a normalfag now. I transcended the shit out of robothood and I'm leaving this place forever once this thread is over. Even if I get cucked, I already graduated from /r9k/ and I don't deserve to make any more posts.
Pic related. Her panties. Rate them 1-10. Any questions or anything to say, feel free. If don't, at least congratulate me. I spent several years here and I'm ready to GTFO.
>>29538528
What was your top10 anime?
Where's a good place to put your money nowadays?
>>29538528
Is she like 13 or something? Jesus fuck
>>29538528
Congrats faggot. Now leave.
Age?
I'm legitimately having dreams about Elliot Rodger.
I think I may be his true biggest fan. I have watched all of his videos, read his entire manifesto, watched countless news stories on him, and read tons of articles about him. He's such a handsome guy, with such a strong, masculine jaw. How did girls not love him? He's the only man I would ever go gay for. Idrk but I think I may be his truest biggest fan. RIP.
pic related, my favorite pic of him.
>He's the only man I would ever go gay for
That's why girls never went for him. He's one of those guys everyone thinks is gay even though he claims not to be.
I never noticed it before but he looks like a lesbian in that picture
>>29538527
he wasn't gay, he just comes across as gay to normies because he's autistic
haha! FINALLY anon we meet
>*teleports behind you*
i see you dont have 99 defence. haha this will be easy, ill try and make it...painless as possible *tips skillcape hood*
>*teleblocks you*
HAHA! not so fast, anon!
>unsheathes bandos godsword
TASTE VENGEANCE!!!!!!!
>>29538460
A godsword baby huh...
*knocks self to one hp and equips full Dharok's, while activating level 99 prayer*
Let's see you take another step...kid
*unsheathes sword*
see you in hell
>>29538460
>ice barrages you to death
