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I have a very big cock, yeah. It feels good walking around, knowing that I have the biggest cock at any given time. In a room full of 1000 different people, my cock is larger than 999 of them, statistically speaking of course.
*sigh*
I just love the feeling of my big cock ramming womens pussys, it's so large that they can barely fit it into their mouths. My cock is so veiny and thick and hard that women would laugh at your dicklet if it was naked and you were standing beside my massive cock. Even when I'm not erect my penis is still larger than yours. I measured my big cock this morning, 9 full inches of hard 100% pure canadian meat. Girls love BIG fat canadian cocks more than anything in the world, more than diamonds or golden treasure buried under the sand in the Caribbean. My thick juicy cock is larger than any black Caribbean cock too, but that's besides the point. My cock is larger than yours, wow.. you dicklets will never know this... feeling, the feeling of stuffing a girl full of BIG cock meat. Or the feeling of possessing such power between your legs.
Wow even though I'm also Canadian with a big juicy jumbo and love the feeling of parting the poon lips with my boner rod I'm going to kill myself now because you and your meat machine are clearly superior.
>>29535725
A fucking leaf lmao
>you dicklets will never know this... feeling, the feeling of stuffing a girl full of BIG cock meat.
Maybe not, but you will never know the feeling of a girl sucking on more than just the tip for more than a few seconds.
Protip: It feels fucking amazing.
>tfw diagnosed with Crohn's Disease
I'm only 18, on the days I don't work I have been sitting in my room doing nothing. Literally nothing.
My gf left me to "work on herself" and I am just not interested in doing anything. Nobody will respond to any of my texts or snapchats, not even people that used to be my good friends.
I haven't been working on music or anything, because I am not proud of anything I do.
>I have never been proud of myself.
I sit here and take 4 (big) pills a fucking day. I've slept 3 times today and have an alarm set for 3pm tomorrow because I work at 4 (I'll go home after crying about a 5 hour shift and probably go back to sleep after sitting on the computer for a few hours.
I don't feel suicidal, I just want to fucking disappear.
Oh and I've put my family in a lot of debt. I have had an X-Ray, Ultrasound, MRI, Bloodwork, a Colonoscopy, and a CT scan. Almost all of those are over $2,000 AFTER INSURANCE.
And, my fucking pills are 500 dollars a month.
I want to kill myself because I'm such a financial burden on my family.
>>29535687
Yo. I was hit with Crohn's at 15; I'm 26 now, and it's a bitch, for sure. I take daily pills to keep this shit from getting bad. But as shitty (kek) as it gets, it becomes...I don't want to say tolerable, but something that blends into the daily life. You shit several times a day, often messily. You figure out how to get to toilets fast. It's a real pain in the ass, and I can def feel you in how it seems daunting right after the diagnosis. I was in the hospital for weeks and weeks, nuking an entire summer. Lost friends. Family get all out of sorts over it.
I can't tell you what to feel or what to do, but I'd recommend letting yourself sleep and lounge. Take time to relax. You went through a bunch. When you can, however, exercise does help a ton to make it feel like you can keep your body under control. It seems to help a bit in managing flare-ups, too.
>in b4 "exercise, normie get out! reeee!
>my gf
dropped instantly
Fuck off
>be me, 26yo man
>work with four women
>one day, conversation about relationships comes up
>I mention that I'm not interested in one-night-stands or one-offs or anything like that; I'm looking for a long-term relationship.
>one coworker, who is a woman, replies, "You just have wait until you get to around 30 then, anon!"
I just.... Did I just get redpilled by a woman? What is happening?
Guys like you have to wait anon, its just the way it is. I'm sorry man.
Well, she was honest. What you looking for is what people, men and women, typically start looking for around 30. Men and women your age aren't usually looking for more then sex.
>>29535681
>I just.... Did I just get redpilled by a woman? What is happening?
kek. yes! They slip up sometimes.
>Tfw No Hot Bf
Hi, i am tomoko poster, i post that i am lonely, and you know, everyone here clearly isnt lonely and depresed you knw, and i wish i had a Bf and i am such a special snowflake because i was clealy the first person here to post this type of thread.
Is this a parody of cebruzposting?
>>29535752
Pretty much. Tomoko posters piss me off, is fucking annual to see >Tfw no bf (whatever) and it is fucking annoying.
>>29535824
>I hate them
>Lets make a thread about it
i like your logic anon, have a nice day
>>29535662
Momcest is not as good as it is in hentai.
I'm very close to my mother. I love her.
My mother is the only human being on this planet that I would kill for and die for. I'm also convinced she is the only non-stacy female.
>>29535755
On a side note:
I wish I could get an older MILF as a gf and have mommy/son sexual role play with. Anyone know where to look for this?
>>29535794
find a place like a bar or something where older women go and get drunk
what are my fellow brobots on tonight?
ill start:
> 210mg codeine
> 15mg hydrocodone
> 20mg adderall
> 20mg focalin (40mg ritalin)
Should i take klonopin or valium for the comedown later and how much? i was thinking 10mg valium or 2mg klonopin, Also general drug thread
About to start taking abilify.
Any thoughts?
liquor
addy+focalin
reporting in
>>29535631
Tom my manz
When life changes to being harder change yourself to being stronger.
>>29535596
no fock off
>>29535596
>Implying choice exists
>Implying that if it does you can choose who you are
>>29535816
Yes, you can choose who you are
I don't fucking understand
Do women.want their boyfriends to be jealous of them or not
they want them to suffer
They want men to compete for them. Women value demand. They want men who other women want. Their source of attraction is the fear that other women get the man.
>>29535623
>They want men who other women want
I hate this shit so much.
There's this one obviously decent looking guy at my job. Of course, nearly ALL the young females are all glued to him and don't pay any other guy attention.
>tfw this was literally me at prom
Your life is a meme dude.
>>29535575
My life is a fucking joke
>>29535609
>Posting Yotsuba B
>On a Yotsuba board.
NORMIES GET OUT
I'm going to miss you guys.
I hope everything gets better for all of you
why would they show an on/off switch for the helium?
you only need it to turn on
>>29535538
Good luck and godspeed, brother.
>>29535538
why would you need a particle mask
confusing as fuck
>women have had inherently higher social bargaining power for thousands of years
>Ever since Chunga ThungaCock realized he could impregnate every woman within clubbing distance if he tried hard enough
>And Stunga realized she could only succ one baby into her belly, maybe two, at a time, and the children would have a high mortality rate
>All or most systemic/cultural oppression of women/establishments of hierarchical cultures has been a result of men trying to elevate their social class enough to find a mate
>tfw now you have to look rich to get the succ
how do you feel about all this
Looking rich may be enough for basic sexual intimacy, but the real question is where do I find a decent woman?
Why do you make a thread and not even post in it you faggot?
>>29536057
I dunno, I was asking for feedback on some autistic shit, what do you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdeLF4u7pi8
Shedding nostalgic tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKoRVTar6cc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8&list=PL65E33789AA7052BC&index=83
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVy7YPNP_zI
>"i'm sorry anon, but your tiny little cock isn't big enough. I need at least 7 inches to have fun!"
>"thats as big as you can get? aww, I want more!"
Wat do
>>29535469
Make her wish it was smaller.
Probably can't even no matter how rough I get.
[Watching thread]
b-but i'm 7"x5.3".
sorry its a bit on the skinny side.
>>29535530
stfu u dont know anything
Dubs dies in his dream
Goodnight and sweet dreams
>>29535458
I am not Dubs,
Hopefully
It's not worth fighting anymore. There's no reason to fight. It's all useless. I just want out. I never asked to be born.
death dreams are always interesting.
Why don't you just have sex with your mothers, robots? She already loves you, for her to not to do it when you're feeling sad would be inhuman.
She's obese so no thanks
>>29535455
>tfw no belly mommy
>>29535440
That makes no fucking sense. I can't stomach any interaction with her, and I know numerous other women her age that I could hook up with.
