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Anyone else with a shit ton of pubic hair? Feelsbadman.jpg
Man that's not even bad. You can take care of that just by trimming.
I LITERALLY have hair on the shaft of my penis. It's a fucking curse and why I was so reluctant to ever have sex.
who /trims daily/ here
>>29536930
same m8 just only at the bottom and some towards the middle
Where do we go when r9k gets so overrun by normies its beyond repair? The day is coming soon. It's already happening. We must prepare.
Outsideblox
>>29536757
r/foreverunwanted is pretty good
Asking this already shows you're a newfag, maybe not a normie, but a newfag
Who else here drinking and smoking ciggarretes to forget the pain?
Drinking and smoking weed here, anon.
Goal tonight is to become completely unconscious.
>>29536788
Nice anon, I havent smoked weed for months , it just make me feels worse. Im just smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol.
Im addicted
>Dreaming
>Be in a train
>See a girl I recognize
>walk up and kiss her, feel relief of no longer being kissless
>Strip her
>penetrate her
>feel greater relief of knowing I'm not a virgin than I feel anything else
Then
>wake up
>still kissless
>still a virgin
One of the worst feels I have ever experienced. Anyone else ever experience this cruelty?
once i had a dream that i was just hugging a girl really tightly and warmly, nothing sexual at all
no hope no harm, just another false alarm
>>29536762
Yea, but can't you agree that it's deeply discouraging to think you experienced something and then have it taken away?
>>29536726
I had a dream that my oneitis from high school came up and began to try and offer to fuck me and I pushed her away. I even have autism in my dreams.
post autistic shit you do in private
when I remember something embarrassing that I did or that happened to me, I say "fuck you [my name]" out loud while shaking my head
>>29536667
I do the same thing but I say "wow I should just put a bullet through my skull"
That's pretty much all I do all day all every day, just experience uncontrollable flashes of embarrassing memories. It's really annoying and a lot of them aren't even that bad, like I even remember times where I didn't hear what someone said the first time they said it and I had to say "what?" Somehow even that is painful enough that I want to kill myself over it.
>>29536667
I'm literally on the spectrum. I think many people here do this as well, it's probably common. Talking to myself is one of the many autistic things I do.
>>29536754
>>29536667
i know how you lads feel, thinking back i can't even fathom how it came to be that i felt that way. i told myself one day that i was a loser and then for the rest of what seemed like my entire life was shitty because i told myself that it had to be. if you stop thinking negative thoughts and just think rationally you will find reasons to be happy way more than reasons to be sad. if you guys want to change i can give you the answers you want
Ask a 29yo married guy anything.
>>29536627
how long have you known your wife for?
>>29536627
>Ask a 29yo married guy anything.
Why?
>>29536627
when will she leave you for an 18 year old black bull
Just a reminder that if you like normie-tier shit like
>Drake
>Game of Thrones
>Going out to drink
you are a not truly a social outcast, and therefore are just a failed normalfag because lack of a gf and need to get the fuck off this board.
>>29536617
>you aren't special enough to be in my club, ree get out i've memed on this board since last year
>by being proud of my outcast status i surely am a real outcast and not just some wanna be hipster
>>29536617
literally everyone is a social outcast these days. the fact that you make a big deal out of it means you are as ordinary as ordinary can get.
Drake feels our pain though. If it wasn't for the fame, he would be here with us.
There's so much misogyny and racism on this website. (T_T)
Because not everyone is equal and reality isn't a loving, friendly place.
>>29536612
Racism is /pol/ stuff. Misogyny is to keep the majority of women out.
>>29536612
The misogyny is understandable.
The racism isn't.
Blame the SJWs and leftwing for that, though. Racism would have died without SJWs.
>tfw i just came balls deep in my gf's ass while she moaned and begged for it
How do you feel knowing you'll never know this feel robots?
>posts no proof
>pretends to be Chad
Try again
My girlfriend is actually female
>>29536598
>anal
What a faggot
Do you guys have hot Aunts? What do you think of mine? Any stories? I have an old one
>pic related is seven years younger than me mum, her sister, my aunt being like 26 when this happened
>I was either 13 or 14
>I had just gone through a huge growth spurt since she last saw me
>she pulls up in her new model Audi
>get's out in cute as fuck sundress and boots
>doesn't see me looking through the window
>I stay in my room until my mom drags me out
>she notices that I'm now a few inches taller than heras does my penis
>she points it out and goes in for a hug
>I retract
>"Anon, you're still not weird about hugging are you?"
>I let her hug me
>she gets her whole body in and does a tight squeeze
>literally feel her pubic region against my groin
>she stops, takes step back, smiles, and pats me on the head
>I look at my mom
>she shrugs
>my aunt say something to the likes of "he's sure grown" to my mom as they go back to the living room
>she ends up staying with us for a week
>had few other awkward instances and exchanges but that was about it, won't go into them because this isn't a personal blog
>>29536567
No one?
ygiuo
>>29536567
>Things that never happened
Wew lad
post more pics
thanks for the story dude Im hard
How do I get my friends to stop playing this fucking game? It's the one of the worst games I've ever played, yet they are all obsessed with it now.
let them play what they want you faggot
>>29536522
I'm trying to get into it but it's complacted as fuck
>>29536522
>obsessed with it now
>now
Wtf? Is this 2006?
What sort of labels do you have attached to you?
How does it affect your life and what has helped?
>>29536473
'tis but a meme
but from my days of being a psych patient, I have built up a collection of labels, they're all basically meaningless however
In chronological order
>major depression
>general anxiety
>social anxiety
>panic disorder
>dysthymia
>bipolar II
>depersonalization/derealization disorder
>schizoid PD
>paranoid PD
>schizotypal PD
and insomnia/drug abuse, I don't know what the DSM names for those are though
>Asshole disorder
That's why i'm alone i guess
>>29536698
that gif was a nice gesture tho
Be black
>tfw white people are extremely extra kind & hospitable in every possible way
>feels good when i just realized this
>don't act like a nigger
>get treated like a human
You're gonna go far, Jamal
Post of us probably hate you. The whole /social justice equality/ meme isn't real. All white people really don't like blacks. Even the progressive left uses niggers as a tool. You'll get special treatment and shit from us just so that we can prove we aren't racist.
>inb4 who could be behind this post
Cooperation is the key to greatness
besides most white people are raised to be polite
Who do you listen to when you get depressed... I always listen to the smiths..,
Good times for a change. See the life I've had, it can make good bad.
So for once in my let me get what I want. Lord knows it will be the first time.
Deftones covered this.
pic related, the most beautiful album ever made. its sad too
They've been on repeat in my head for 10 years.
>tfw given cat allergies so you can never hold a tiny baby kitten without getting puffy itchy red and close to death
WHY HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE THIS TO ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS WHY CANT I JUST HOLD ONE GOD WHY?!
>>29536400
I'm allergic too and my family has 2 cats that I practically never get to cuddle with unless I change clothes and wash my hands after :(
get a doggie you fag
i got a cat and i was allergic for about a week or two but then i acclimated or something and now i can rub my face in my cat and not get allergic at all.
