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is this what she does when she says she's out with her friends?
>>29536387
Who? I dont have a gf lololololololol
>tfw not a cuck
>>29536387
Well, probably not EVERY TIME. Do they?
>>29536387
afraid so OP...better luck next time.
Who here /wish they were gay/?
>99% of women are vapid annoying cunts that go for chads
>clingy, needy, manipulative, too emotional
>no common interests
>the 1% that aren't are autistic and/or ugly as shit
>gay relationships are 50% less likely to end in divorce/breakups, and are on average happier
>no need to deal with all the annoying characteristics of women
>gay sex usually yields higher satisfaction than straight sex
>you will never be gay
>you're forced to endlessly chase after staceys and get rejected
;_;
>>29536364
>you will never have a qt bf to cuddle with
>>29536364
>Who here /wish they were gay/?
Me. 100% wish I were. I wish gay was just by choice. It's probably partially choice, but not fully, unfortunately.
I wish there were some sort of gay camps you could go to that use heavy psychological conditioning, aversion therapy (to make you disgusted with vaginas), and hypnosis/drugs induced suggestions, and stuff like that.
at least i'll never get aids
>tfw no comedian gf
>>29536347
women aren't funny
>>29536347
(You)
oreg0n commoners
>>29536347
They're notorious whores.
I like Cecily though, she has hairy arms.
anyone else think cunt smells like freshly sharpened pencils? not even memeing
you don't smell like pencils to me
Yeah totally bro, all the many totally real cunts I've smelt have been just like that.
>>29536314
oh ha ha very funny you fucking faggot
>>29536343
obviously the question is directed at cunt smellers, not you. there are plenty of whining threads you're free to fuck off to
>$600,000 net worth
>27 years old
>Suffer from horrible depression
>No gf ever
Money isn't everything :-(
Better than all that with no money though
>>29536294
Surely, you can find some things to enjoy with that type of net worth behind you?
Hell, I make $35K annually and even I have some budget room for friends and hobbies I enjoy.
Hey can I have 4k to pay a loan?
Who is stronger, the alpha male or the alpha female?
I'm a relationship of an alpha male and an alpha female, which will be the stronger of the two?
>>29536289
body strength?
even a average guy is stronger than the worlds strongest women
>Alpha female
No such thing. We are not animals.
Physically men every time.
Emotionally men as well. Typically "alpha women" are just stubborn as fuck and bitchy while strong men are groomed and raised to be focused and mature.
I hope you're happy Robots, looks like a majority of people didn't vote for democracy....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia4UXNq0RLk
>That island full of monkey trades only with the EU
>Has to follow the law of the EU
>Now it is out and CANT influence the law of the EU
>They still have to follow this trade laws
>Meanwhile the worth of the pound is getting fucked
>A lot companys will move away from that island
>Ireland will also leave the monkey island to rejoin the EU
They cucked themself so bad
>>29536420
Whatever you say m8
Keep watching the TV
>>29537023
The whole of Scotland and Ireland hate england even more than they already did>Select all images with tea
Graduated from high school last week, fellow robots.
Now what?
Wallow in your misery for another six years like I did. Or go try do something with your life I guess.
So did my brother. i'll tell you what I told him, drink and cut yourself a lot, yea?
>>29536251
get a degree on a carreer you actually like.
>profit
Would rather die of a newly discovered disease and subsequently have that disease named after you, or die in a newsworthy way and become a classic meme?
Classic meme
I want to give back to the fellow memers.
>>29536248
>anon found cucked to death
i wanna die jousting a train
>get drunk
>wake up banned
anyone familiar with this turn of events?
>get drunk
>wake up
>bed is wet and smells like piss
It's one of those days
>>29536247
yes
i kept lewd posting on /v/ and talking to cuties
jannies got butt mad and banned me ;-;
>>29536346
I always wind up posting shit like my original pic on /pol/, or pic fights with janitors on /tv/. "why don't you date a trap" threads on /pol/ guarantee a ban if you persist.
>works dead-end job
>hates humanity (normies)
>has no friends
>women think he's weird
>rejected by society
What do you think?
>>29536189
No, he has a job and a full head of hair
post movie robots
>>29536189
He's able to attract women though. And he's capable of holding a job and is handsome. He's just a failed normie/cybog.
Am I alone because I'm depressed or am I depressed because I'm alone?... I get it, I wouldn't want to be around me either...
>>29536186
Once you're in the circle it doesn't matter which came first.
you're alone and depressed due to your non chad facial bone structure
>>29536277
I can't help being round... Why won't people like me...
every one on this board complains about no gf/no friends, but whenever I give my contact info to someone who asks for it in a BF/GF thread, they are horrible at responding.
As in, literally taking days to respond to a "hey what's up" message.
these are people who are NEETS and are not "busy with other things".
Any idea why this happens? It's like they want to stay alone forever.
>>29536184
people who are here, are here for a reason
>>29536184
give me your contact info.
>>29536184
Because they don't really want friends or to meet people. They just hate the idea of missing out on something everyone else is doing.
>tfw 2014 and 2015 were literal blurs
Same. I spent most of last year in an alcoholic haze.
>tfw it's been a long blur since 2009
>tfw that's a third of my life
>tfw 2014 and 2015 were drug fueled blurs
>tfw addicted to (You)
(You)
oregoon comet
>>29536149
Suck my cock for my (You)
>>29536149
Do not become addicted to the delicious (You)s
They will consume you
Simply put, be an eloquent baiter
Put bait in reply to another's bait to steal their delicious (You)s
![ss-14909890-pencils[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p00UQRF.jpg "ss-14909890-pencils[1]")
