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Draw a schema to your room, anon.
I dont even have a room lmao
>>29538477
So where do you live?
it's claustrophobically small.
Is it possible to live a happy or content life without any meaningful relationships?
I'm in mid 20s. I've been able to convince myself that the vidya, anime, and escapism is enough to get by. Still, occasionally the realization that I missed out on "young love" and will probably be alone for the rest of my life hits me like a freight train.
Tell me, robots. Is the love depicted in my animus all a meme?
Fantasy is much better than reality.
Reality can end in catastrophe that it is impossible to escape from.
Think about what you're risking and giving up, permanently, by involving yourself with roasties.
I can barely stand being dragged out of my inner world.
>>29538450
The thing about reality tho is that it's real. At least for me personally, fantasy and escapism will never be able to fill the hole.
>>29538459
There are a lot of techniques that can compensate for that.
Lucid dreaming, consuming artwork, ERP, just straight up fantasizing, whatever.
You have to realize that fantasy is just bait for a trap. You can eat the bait without triggering the trap. That is being a clever mouse.
>There are people out there with jobs and still live like a neet
wtf is wrong with you? Give me your fucking job so I can go get laid you piece of shit degenerate.
>>29538389
>Having a job = being able to "get laid"
How is that logic not nonsensical?
>>29538421
>>29538389
Also:
>being NEET = not being able to "get laid"
???
OP confirmed for being a tard
Hello neets, what do you do all day?
I'm new to this and I generally just sleep all day
>>29538382
Reach enlightenment.
Find a new anime girl to beat off to.
>>29538382
Play mmos, level up and shit
>>29538382
Welcome to the club? I go through different phases of what I do. Some weeks/months I do as you do, sleep profusely and for long periods of time, during others I obsess over working out many hours a day so as to tire myself out to the point of not being so likely to worry about the innumerable thoughts that fill my mind and also to make sleep feel more rewarding, sleeping after physically straining yourself feels great for example, among other ways of making it feel more novel.
I've been working at this coffee shop and I have this cute coworker that I really get along with. I'm a 22 year old virgin, and I generally don't really care about relationships. But man, this girl is just so easy to talk to. She's Bulgarian and has this really cute accent, and she thinks I'm funny. She notices when I'm not there, and she's smart as well as funny. I've never really connected with people and have never really had anyone want to connect with me, but it seems like she does.
Problem is, she's a part of this work exchange program. She goes back to her country after summer, and then I'll never see her again. Is it even worth pursuing anything with her? Will anything ever work out?
>>29538376
>I generally don't really care about relationships.
Even from a general standpoint as you claim, you're not the type to generally not care for relationships. The fact you even consider pursuing someone who will soon leave the country completely says otherwise about "generally not caring about relationships"
I guess what I'm saying is that you're pitiful, really.
>>29538376
Just get it over with and fuck her, women are all just whores.
Literally no reason to fall for her unless you are looking to get your heart broken.
>>29538375
Seems like you found a good friend there m8, keep it that way.
So anyone else on /r9k/ hear about the new crash bandicoot remasters for games 1-3 that are coming out? I'm pretty pumped. I just hope Activision doesn't fuck everything up
Nostalgia baits
this is hardcore nostalgia bait. You're going to get fucked OP don't bother
I know that we've been getting teased the last couple years that there was gonna be a remaster, but idk with the announcement at this year's E3 I think that they're going to pull through.
Fuck Skylander Bandi tho
What are you cooking or eating? I'm making noodels because I', broke and they'r $1.69
Looks tasty
i'm broke too, but gotta have my pep
>>29538322
Do you cook them like that? Looks pretty good! All I do is boil them.
idk all ive eaten today is three slices of bread, some cheese, and an avocado. i should probably eat something else i guess but its midnight so maybe i'll just sleep and wake up and eat...
>tfw you're 35 and your parents make you feel like a useless sack of garbage for not starting a family
>>29538310
Genertically speaking you are a failure, and that's meant to feel bad. You can at least help out your siblings?
yeah my mom is half-assedly trying to guilt trip me for not having a family/kids, but what burns my ass is that she honestly (because she's a dipshit woman who had all that handed to her) thinks it's my choice to not have onetbf if i had an actual chance to be married i probably would refuse because i make too much money now unfortunately
>>29538310
Holy shit.
Think about how much stress it would be to maintain a bitchy roastie and raise children.
Anything your parents say is nothing compared to that.
Just let yourself off easy, bro. You don't have it in you if you haven't made it by 35, anyway. It would be a fucking mess.
hey guys im feeling kind of weird
i was looking up people i used to go to school with and when i looked someone up i found him attending a vigil for a murder victim, with a nickname i knew and i had been friendly with in high school but a full name i didnt recognize
and i pulled out my yearbook from my graduation year because i felt weird
and i found that full name, with a picture i recognized from the news article
and realized someone i knew and who had talked to me and was even friendly to me when no one else was had been murdered last year
im drunk now so its cool but ill feel really fuckin shitty tomorrow so how the hell do you guys deal with it, when you find out someone you know who isnt old and isnt sick and wasnt in hospice and who was trying their best to get ahead in life had their life stolen from them by some cocksucking piece of shit worthless fuckstain who should rot in hell from now to the end of existence
I think you should kill yourself Dilbert.legoblox
It straight up sucks man. I feel like I should have been around to repay them for what they did, but regrets are regrets. Honor them for what they did and move on.
>>29538246
Idk m8. Never happened to me.
Had a friend lose his life from drugs, but it was his own doing. He was getting then relapsed and died. It must be more frustrating to know someone who got murdered though.
It was the worst funeral I have been to, I have gone for grandparents and relatives, but for a young person the vibe is totally different. My advice is take in all the feels there. Let it really hit you. I think you get over it quicker that way. I was a pall bearer in the funeral and I think that helped me realize when I could feel the weight of the casket... It made the reality sink in. I also did every activity that just me and my friend used to do together to help my brain come to realize that he will never be here again. It is awful man. You will be ok though.
I just realized that there are so many why's in this situation and what if's but you can never truly answer the questions. You just have to accept the loss and move on.
Sorry anon.
Would you date Bebe?
https://www.instagram.com/chibi.kitty/
>>29538234
If anyone's wondering, bebe slept with 8 people. Probably more now.
You can try answering question again with that new info.
>>29538234
I don't know why she was so afraid to show her face. she's actually pretty qt for a black girl.
No. Because of the originality of desu comment desu.
What do you use to clean out your ears, /r9k/ ? I use my keys
a q-tip like literally everyone else
I tilt my ear to the shower and scrape it out with my finger.
>>29538224
alphacum
teeheehee
So HERE I am, kiddo. Watcha gonna do about it? You gonna wipe that GOD damn GRIN off my fucking FACE? Well, go for it you berry flavored bastard. Stink a finger in your butthole and wipe it on my face. Kill yourself.
>>29538203
children
this is bait
>>29538203
Is this the same guy who was trying to get banned from a couple weeks ago?
>>29538284
>>29538332
Frig off gaylords I'm trying to sleep here and you're making TOO MUCH noise. Just be quiet. If I don't get some sleep, I won't be able to fuck the shit out of my OWN ASSHOLE tomorrow haha it takes a lot of MAN POWER to do that.
>You can't be a real robot if you _______
I'll start:
>watch game of normies or any other normie tv show/film
>aren't a virgin
>are in a stable relationship for more than 2 months
Im a normie. So what? Im staying here
>>29538204
FUCKING NORMIE! GET OUT NORMIE! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are in a stable relationship at all really
>post a stupid post
>realize the post is stupid
>don't forgive myself and start questioning my own intelligence
>>29538181
>realize this thread might be stupid
>start questioning whether to question my intelligence or not
>>29538451
considering you have filthy frank saved, I think so
>>29538518
crine
Alright, /r9k/.
In less than ten replies, try and convince me WHY women are scum.
>>29538169
A woman birthed you into the existence you now bitterly regret
they smell good and make my penis twitch
UGGGGGGGGH
REEEEEEEE
A bitch is a bitch
