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>The NEETS breakfast
This is the lyfe
I'm a NEET and eat much better than that because I have all the time in the world to prepare a proper meal, and I'm competent enough at cooking.
I probably have a far healthier and balanced diet than half of all normies.
>>29541180
>eat sausage and enjoy it
>buy exact same product again because I enjoyed it the first time around
>it tastes completely different
what the fuck
>>29541180
>Cheerios
Kek, a real cereal pleb.
>tfw unattractive/undesireable women keep asking me out
I now know how Stacey feels
How do they feel?
>>29541666
Bad. You they'd go away, I don't want to be mean to them, but you don't want them around you.
ugly women ask stacey's out?
i talked to my cousins today for the first time in a few years
17 year old boy cousin has his own car and a gf
15 year old girl cousin has an older bf who is 18
i also have a sister who i haven't seen in years but i'd be willing to bet she has a bg because girls are on tutorial mode
i'm 23 and the oldest of my generation in my family and i'm a khhv
i'm really feeling like shit tonight guys, please try and cheer me up
Don't worry, m8. Here's my favourite album. I listen to it whenever I'm sad. (This band are great by the way)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaJn3QqiIUc
>>29541138
let your emotions out, cry.
just don't do it in front if anyone to give the implication you're sad, it's bot nice to worry or bother others.
cry shamefully behind doors, and go on living life like a drone and do good things that benefit others and make sure oure not a bother to anyone.
your life is meaningless, all our lives are.
https://youtu.be/2IAt9SZwX6E
let's just cry and move on
>>29541138
theres a comfort in sadness that ive yet to find elsewhere. you can always depend on it. it is the only thing you can depend on. embrace it...
>tfw you're completely lost in life
try to find yourself before 10 years go out the window like this.
THEN you will regret it... You're still good as long as you don't waste a decade on it
>>29541198
Is half a decade still good?
>Tfw have moments where I feel so empty an hopeless that I see suicide as the only way forward
Why do the normies have to constantly taunt us and steal what we created?
What does a meme co-ordinator do?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT NOW
Is that Salisbury Australia?
I'll catch the bus there and burn it down if it is.
greentext your past week in 10 lines or less
>go to work
>sleep
>i
>can't
>wait
>to
>fucking
>die
>:loop
>wake up
>eat
>shitpost on 4chan
>watch anime
>fap
>cry
>sleep
>goto loop
robots share your weirdest dream?
being aIive
I dreamed I had a gf with whom I engaged in a physical activity called sex.
>>29540991
All my exes killed me
I worked for Dominos and had to steal Little Ceasars recipe
I ran through a daisy field
I had a dream once where I told myself it wasn't a dream and I could feel the fabric of everyones clothes and I could talk to them normally (that was the weirdest)
I drink lots of caffeine and sugar before I go to bed. Just for writing inspiration, even though I have heart problems
HAHA LOOK EVERYONE ANON WORE CLOTHES ON NAKED DAY
S..STOP LAUGHING
>>29540979
LMAO, ANON JUST GO HOME
>>29540962
I once drempt I was in bed and as I was waking up there was a huge Egg tearing the roof off my house. So I got up, and started running outside. When I got to the main road I saw some of my neighbors that came out because they were terrified by the Enormous egg. They started giving me funny looks and this girl I was cushing on at the time was laughing at me. I looked down and I was ass naked. The weird this was that I was also wearing roller blades. And my natural reaction to this was to roller blade to school, ass naked.
Middle school was weird man
![tumblr_o6xlnqdWkC1vu6hbbo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lKgs8aN.png "tumblr o6xlnqdWkC1vu6hbbo1 1280[1]")
>waifu is travelling the world with her fiance having the time of her life
>I am alone and follow all this on their social media
Anyone know this feel?
>>29540950
>social media
No.
hey well her bf is ugly so at least there's that
>>29540950
>le beard and scarf nu male
yeh fuck off
WHERE ARE THE CHEAT CODES?
right here
*unzips*
>>29540922
> be tall
> be white
> have 6+ inch penis
> be yourself
Just open up the console and type, gfspawn, to spawn gf at your location. Then just be yourself, works every time.
wtf is a senpai?
If you have to ask then you don't deserve to know.
Lurk moar!
>>29540898
sleep tight Gondie
>>29540910
i know what a senpai is i just dont know what a senpai is
>tfw no girl friend (not gf)
>tfw girl friend
>tfw girl friend does not want to be my gf
Reminder that a gf is a social construct, not something you can own or have. Its a meaningless label. What you really want is a women to feel the same type of physical attraction and emotional love you feel for her, but this is impossible. Women do not and cannot love and feel attraction towards a man for who he is, but only what he can do for her. Men's fore in nature is that of an expendable utility to sacrifice himself to provide for the women and children, a life of labor and suffering. You have a choice though. If you are complaining about lack of sex or relationships, you are most likely not very masculine. I invite you to be as feminine and manchildish as you really are, and perhaps you can become peaceful and content ad one of the beautiful ones, the herbivore men of the west, a self absorbed metrosexual. If you have it in you to go full homo (yes, liking traps is gay) then all the more power to you, fuck the system, disregard females and refuse wage cucking.
Jesus loves you.
Hashem Melech
Allahu Akbar
>>29540995
thanks sir!
>DON'T WORRY SOPH, I'M GIVING HIM THE BROOM!
Do you think I would be able to get sauce on the show you are referencing. Then catch up to whatever episode this is In time to understand the reference and come up with a witty comment full of oc before the thread gets out bumped and dies?
>>29540857
>Tfw the social skills of Mark and the intelligence/competence of Jez.
>>29541055
i literally just googled the line and got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4NelsnlsdQ
>finally bored with 4chan
this is it.
I'm free.
You'll be back. Ieft for years. Now I am back again......fml
See you again tomorrow anon.
youre not free because everything else is boring too. you'll stay here because this requires the least amount of effort, commitment, and engagement
THIS SHIT IS NOT FUCKING HELPING IF ANYTHING IT'S MAKING MY PROBLEM WORSE
biggest waste of my FUCKING time
>>29540756
lel
thanks for reminding me this exists
>>29540756
kek, thanks for the laugh orginalo
>>29540756
I feel like there's some unspoken bond between all footfags. Every footfag knows that every other footfag has seen this video at least once. I didn't know a fetish could have a hivemind.
![mgtow_logo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gbJIBAT.png "mgtow logo[1]")
