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>my only good friend has slowly moved on, he has a nice normal life now and we barely even talk
So how do I get used to living a life without any human contact. I was a loser before, but this is too much.
You post on 4chan for 8+ hours a day while telling others that you don't need human contact. Works for most of us.
Only advice I can give you is to just walk around and enjoy the view from time to time.
Staying in front of the PC for months while having little to none human interaction gives you too many feels and it's good to step outside and brush it off.
It shouldn't be very FEELful if you can find new shit to do to ease your mind. Also if you're an introvert then I don't think trying really hard or forcing conversations with people is a good idea, as they will just be cringe for both parties and you will feel even more miserable when somebody rejects you.
TLDR
find some shit to do, the rest will come on its own
>>29544967
Going outside and interacting with people only make me more depressed.
When I live the NEET life I can forget about that stuff with shallow multimedia on my PC in my home.
I mean it looks appealing and enjoyable. But the same way I think doing anything enjoyable is. I don't see the obsession with it
looks like a conjugal visit
females love criminals, just look at mass shooters and serial killers getting or would be getting mountains of tang
>>29544778
Holy shit,
Now that's a passionate fuck.
Thanks for making me feel like shit OP.
>>29544778
>tfw benis too small to fuck effectively in that position
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
It's only a matter of hours before you return to a long, dragged out week, wagecucks.
Better get to sleep early tonight.
Nighty nighty neety neety
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we ever met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers snapped, your ribs broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
You know, I used to envy the frogposters here for having no obligations or anything to do all day. But having been in both situations, I know it's better to be working.
As humans we can't keep ourselves occupied for the whole day. We get restless and end up wasting a lot of our time doing nothing productive. I'm happy to waste half my waking day mindlessly working so that I can take full advantage of my free time.
Especially when you're a broke bitch, what are you going to do all day? Literally all frogposters do is browse the internet, read books/watch movies/consume media, and I guess go out for walks or some shit. You guys live horribly boring lives and you're also all broke.
>inb4 THIS IS WHAT WAGEKEKS BELIEVE XDDD
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
If you had the power to destroy every trace of human civilisation, and also knew with absolutely certainty that we are the only lifeforms in existence, would you do it?
It could destroy everything with the push of a button, and leave the Universe completely dead. There would never be life again. Would you do it just because fuck it?
>>29544677
Sure. I'd do it because I think the human race was a mistake.
>>29544677
>>29544922
I'm not that far gone.
>>29544677
I would do a bunch of stupid shit then press it.
The girl you've been beta orbiting says she'd be willing to be with you but she demands you wear pic related when you fuck her.
What do?
probably beat the shit out of her and hang her off a tree for wanting to be a fucking coalburner
hang the blacks
gas the kikes
fill pablo with lead
race war now
>>29544653
>What do?
Wonder where all my body hair disappeared to.
>>29544653
Switch it out with this and go to town, baby.Ooh yeah baby, can you feel all nine inches?
Getting into uni with 22/23 years. Yes or no.
>>29544628
If it's for a worthwhile course, career-wise, then go for it.
better late than never lil nigga
>>29544628
Started my bachelors at 25 so yes ,but don't get distracted too much.
Hi, I think I'm going insane because of lack of human contact and crippling loneliness.
How to live the hermit lifestyle without thinking about that garbage?
>>29544619
>make fake OKcupid account
>browse women's profiles
>filter results, keep browsing
>keep browsing until you are disgusted by them
>revel in your bachelorhood and freedom
There ya go, friend. Realize that what you're "missing" is a huge hassle that would ruin your life.
Read some Schopenhauer
093045930495
>>29544885
Lol I don't care about females, they are so far away from me in the figurative sense, I don't even think about them. Get on my level, kid.
>tfw 9 year old is more confident and alfa than you
That's because they haven't been bullied into introversion yet
>>29544644
I think that's more because he was raised in a full family, while I was raised by a single mother (she was at work most of the time too).
My Hispanic little cousin got in trouble in Elementary school for kissing a girl under the playground, months ago (in middle school now) had a video of him dancing with a ton of attractive girls for his age. Since he's family I can't feel anything other than being proud of him though. Little guy is going places
Let's crash the (You) market
Give everybody a (You) in this thread.
>>29544522
(You) tbqh fammy
>>29544522
>>29544537
for (you), big guys
damn you robot, let me post
>>29544522
>>29544537
>>29545719
They expect one of us in the kekkage, brothers
hi r9k i missed you. mama and i were to busy helping me get my ged. i did it. i'm doing my best every day, even if its not very good. than k you for being kind to me.
i hope your all proud of me. mama is
>>29544450
Who's my special graduate?
helo miss u to. my dad took me to trade my autism shoes for big boy shoes yesterday maybe now will get gf.
Hey /r9k/, what is a good steam name for my anti Islam steam account? Currently it's Kebab Krusher, any other suggestions?
>>29544392
how about TinyDick00
>>29544408
Clever. Kys mudslime lover.
>the only thing white bois can do is get anti-muslim names on the internet
lmao your women actually defend the brothers even when some criminals use them like the kuffar sluts they are, they LOVE it.
Now get to work, white boi, our children and women need more taxpayer money, and I need a new car.
Does Anime give men unrealistic standards?
>>29544309
Yes. It would be like women expecting men to be like men in anime and to also look like men in anime, then being upset when those expectations aren't met because literally no one like that exists.
Girls can look like Anime if they do their makeup in a certain way
>>29544339
I'm more talking about body proportions and stuff. No one is able to be completely perfect as far as complexion and such goes. Some people come close, but nowhere close to anime perfection, since they're drawn to be that way.
So now that I've officially become a NEET for the first time in my life, what do I need to know? This isn't just some short-term arrangement -- I plan on being a NEET for years on end, perhaps even for the remainder of my life.
My father has recently passed away, which means I've inherited his properties. Now I'm renting these out to people for an average of $450 a week, which I will use for food, utilities and recreation. I don't have to pay rent for my own place, as I'm pretty much just going to stay in one of the houses my father owned in Sydney.
I feel like my plan is fairly water-tight, so I think I've secured my NEET status for at least a few years.
>>29544306
Congrats to you. I heard Australia have very generous welfare too.
>>29544306
Good Job anon, you got this.
>>29544455
Good lord those digits
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>29544260
>Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick!
Never fails to make me laugh
>>29544260
Ok, thank you for posting that.
>jeezums
Quality penne
WTF DO I DO
>text friend about girl and how shes hot
>today get text from friend saying "Send me a pic of you."
>ask why
>"She wants to see a pic of you"
JUST
wtf do i do
>>29544158
send this pic.
pussy guarantee
Gtfo normie
Anyway, not that we've gotten that formality out of the way, why don't you upload a picture of yourself.
Otherwise, why don't you fuck off and never come back.
I've grown impatient with scum like you.
I bet you're cute though.
>>29544185
>>29544203
because pic related will happen
