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>"I consider myself as a bit of a sociopath, if you will. I have expertise in manipulating all those around me, as I am quite the strategist."
>Has no friends whatsoever
fuck, I actually know a guy like that irl
>"superior intelligence"
>>29546787
100% of people who call themselves a sociopath / psychopath are in fact not psychopaths.
>>29546787
>>29546813
>>29546844
Story time
>new class at school, I have a small group of friends
>two kids are outside all class groups
>be friendly to one! we both like Lord of the Rings so we can both talk together
>I can see from his attitude that he's a "superior breed" or at least he thinks so
>this is confirmed as we read over a book! discussing trolls (yes, this sounds really autistic but I was younger and trying to be nice, ok?)
>he said that he would be the "smarter" one and I would be the dimmer one
>object in a lighthearted manner
>he replies with "I'm smarter than you!" or something to that effect
>sure thing
>eventually become good friends and he gets more and more into the group, good guy, he actually seems smart
>he can make comments on the rest if the class that only I could recognise and have an intelligent conversation
>my mom is proud of me for taking this guy "under my wing"
How has your day been robots? An old lady called me cute today :3
slept till 5pm.
Watched the germany match.
Will have to go to sleep in like 4 hours so I can wageslave tomorrow.
Played shitty jrpg vidyas, got called by Mr Sheklestein to come in tomorrow.
Wagekekery, man...
I got off of an 8.5 hour shift at 11:30pm so I bought 2 4lokos and a chicken tater melt munchie meal on my way home. I got home at 12:30am and drank and ate until like 3:30 when I passed out. I still had a taco and the sandwich left uneaten when I woke up at 7 to pee and drink water. I've been shit posting from bed and eating the cold sandwich for a few hours.
How can white men compete?white women love bbc
>>29546630
why is it always blonde women longing for BBC
>>29546648
Blonde women are proven to be of lower intelligence and more primitive compared to non-blondes.
>>29546630
He's basically white.
Post your experiences with fembots.
Isn't it very funny and also upsetting that although we have concluded MANY FUCKING TIMES that it's beta males giving women all this undeserved power by constantly giving them undeserved attention and putting them on a pedestal, that we even give them this power on a board like this? When we should know better?
Who the fuck cares about """"fembots"""". Stfu and never make a thread like this again.
well not really a fembot but a grill.
I've been hanging out with one of my co-workers a lot lately, she's actually going to AX with me.
Well it's pretty strange because i'm really a boring person who does nothing but play vidya and watch anime.
We really don't have anything in common. I think that's why i like her a lot.
I also feel that there's sexual tension between us. She stayed over at my place one night. She also changed clothes and told me not to look, i didn't and instead kept on playing Red orchestra.
that's pretty much the most recent experience with a grill.
>I'm an "artist" (I draw a lot cartoons and comics)
>girl who is clearly a bit weird shows interest in me
>she's a humanities major but is a huge hipster chic so she hangs around artists a lot
>asks me for her number
>give her my snapchat instead since I "don't text a lot"
>snaps me constantly (no nudes, occasional weed pic cause I told her I smoke with friends sometimes)
>I always reply with something to be polite, never show interest
>this goes on for about 3 months
>we see each other irl sometimes and it's awkward
>even brings me cookies one day at work
>all of a sudden it just stops, never see/hear from her again
>afraid I hurt her feelings by being so apathetic
I would've gone out with her, but I have a huge fear of any sort of relationship/intimacy, so that's why I never did anything
Do you hate extremely attractive people? Aesthetic perfection like pic related makes me want to kill myself desu
>>29546270
>Aesthetic perfection
>pic related
Welcome to Bait Thread anons
>>29546270
>No cheekbones
>unpronouncded clavicle
>perfection
>>29546304
Post a more proportional face fammy
So I'm a beta and i have some bucks.
What am i supposed to with this money though?
Last time i spent it on a girl she let me buy her like $200 worth of clothes then ghosted me.
What would you do if you had like 10k in the bank.
>>29546257
>Gaming pc/ NR goggles
>Trip to peace lodge to handfeed hummingbirds
One of those two, then keep the rest in the bank and keep saving
>>29546257
Just get a hooker senpai, having a gold-digging gf is super expensive and long term (alot more than 10k) . The only girl you can get with beta bux for cheap is women in their mid 30's with kids.
>>29546288
This, or go on vacation somewhere comfy.
All memes aside, why are traps and trannies so fucking hot?
>>29546198
Because you're a degenerate.
oraganaal cammant
>>29546198
because porn fucked up your brain
>>29546198
>why are traps and trannies so fucking hot?
that's just you who thinks this because you like dick and are a homosexual
>tfw no qt-faced, busty-breasted, semi-chubby, cosplay otaku, mexican gf that will hold you every night after cooking tacos.
Why even live?
Sounds exactly like my fuckbuddy, except she's part Cuban instead of Mexican.
>>29546165
Can you share your sexperience with her? It's my fantasy because there is a very low chance I'd ever marry one or even fuck someone like this during my life.
>>29546217
Sure thing. She has a body almost exactly like the pic you posted, great ass too. 5'2 so she's small, and easy to hold down and fuck. She's really into being dominated. Being held down, spanked, having her hair pulled, etc. She got me into playing some stupid sex game app that ended up being a lot of fun, something I never would have thought about on my own. She also got me into bondage play. Tying her up with belts, blindfolding her, pouring hot wax on her. So fucking sexy, that was really fun. She is also really really vocal. Almost to the point where she's too loud sometimes. She loves scratching and biting me while I fuck her as well.
>"Anon, time to MAN UP and marry that slut!"
>"I'm ready to settle down with a REAL MAN after having my wild nights with jocks!"
>"How dare you SEXIST judge me for my past flings with Chad and Tyrone! They have nothing to do with you!"
These don't sound like things used women actually say... I think we can be a little more authentic, OP.
>"I'm ready to settle down"
Always gets me.
>>29546162
and some beta bux is always more than happy to mop up the mess
>nobody in my entire family has balding problems
>tfw 25 years old and still absolutely perfect hair
>tfw I'll literally have snow-white hair all over my head just like my grandfather
I'm a fucking hot blue eyes blonde hair teenager who pulls all the older women.
>>29546092
>tall and good at building muscle (told by doctor)
Don't have the necessary persistency at training to reach my full potential tho.
it'll one day die and rot away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugxibWkDA4
Stacy takes the ultimate challenge.
They call it a challenge
We call it life
>>29546046
Now they realize how difficult it is being a fembot.
>>29546046
what a brave girl!!
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
TODAY IS A NEW DAY TO DO YOUR BEST! I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES TODAY AS I'M AT WORK, BUT YOU CAN PLAY SOME GAMES LIKE POLITICAL MACHINE, SALT AND SANCTUARY, AND HARD WEST FOR ME!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY /R9K/?
Try to fix my joke of a life. Today's as good as any to start
>>29545920
fuck off with this cancer thread
OHAYOU GANBARE!!!!!!
I STARTED A SHIELDLESS DEX RUN IN DARK SOULS 3 TODAY AND I AM DOING VERY WELL AND ITS A LOT OF FUN!!!!!!!!!
GANBATTE TO EVERYWAN!!!!!!!!!
>tfw the condoms has expired
should have at least fapped with them, it feels good man
>expiry date - 2020
Judging from my sex history I'm gonna have sex again in like 2-3 years, so I got that covered.
>>29545813
>Anon found the expired wank condoms
Why are normies on this site so rude?
If you disagree with them on anything they start calling you an autist, virgin etc.
Why are they like this?
>>29545674
Because they're from reddit and think that's how the cool edgy 4channers talk based on those epic /r/4chan posts.
>>29545674
Same reason robots get mad, they don't like their views being challenged. If you try to tell a normie that casual sex is bad he will deny it so that he can convince himself that he's okay. It's that simple, it's just a coping mechanism.
>>29545674
>If you disagree with them on anything they start calling you an autist, virgin etc.
probably because you disagree with them about things that only an autistic virgin would disagree with.
i don't see "autistic virgin" thrown around as an insult much in the political threads, for example; only in threads regarding women or sex, when robots claim to know how things work while having zero real world experience.
I just want to write this to vent. I fucking hate anime bc it ruined my life. It crippled me socially to the point that I lost all my friends and I'm unable to make new ones, it drilled into my head impossible standards for women so that I'm met with dissapointement whenever I compare a potential gf to the ideal proposed by anime. Anime promised me my own harem once I got into highschool. I waited for years and got nothing while I could have been going out and make friends and actually get pussy. Anime is one of the lowest forms of entretainment, it offers little to nothing of value that can be applied irl and worse, it betafies men. I have renounced watching anime and suggest you robots do the same. Anime is the cancer that grows inside you and makes you autistic. After a few weeks, you won't even miss it. There's a reason normies mock people who watch anime. It's bc anime is childish and stupid.
BumpThis post is original niggas
>>29545592
>blaming anime for not finding women
Yeah, nah, you're just a shit.
>>29545970
this. what a sorry excuse OP, you fucked this up and nothing else.
