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Who here sees the worst in everything?
Any idea how to break this habit?
>>29548300
think of ten things you're grateful for. do this once a day.
it can be small things like:
i'm not blind
i have internet access
i have a functioning penis
etc.
>>29548948
>i have a functioning penis
:(
>>29548972
okay or other stuff. like you have a computer or functioning hands.
just start out small and obvious.
>god saves the queen with donkey noises starts playing
ELLO WANKA, IM YO TIPICAL BRITBONG HEW VOTED FOW BREXIT. I VOTED FO BREXIST CAWS I AFRAID OF DA DAWK SKIN SCUSE ME FOW ONE MOMENT
CHAPCHAPCHAPWAAWAAWAAWAWABONGBONGBONG
SORRY M8 THATS JOWST A LIL GENETIC DAYFACT OWN THE COUNT DAT OYM INBRED. YEA MOY BROITISH FAMILY DOSNT LOYKE OUTSIDAS AT OWL.
OY NEVA RALLY WENT TA SCKEWL, I JOST STAYED HEYR IN DA SHEEP FIELDS LIKE ME MUM N PA TOWLD ME TEW BUGGER
OY NO NOTHIN BOUT ECONOMICS. I JOST KNOW WAT PALMENT STOWMFAGS TELL ME TEW VOTE FOR
WAYL I GOTTA GOW BACK TO DA FAWMHOUSE NOW TEW BROSH MY TREE TEETH
>God saves the queen with donkey noises ends
>>29548235
We have donald trump supporters too.
>>29548235
>that greentext line
reminds me of that one SCOTLAND FOREVER video
>>29548235
Hey lets just belittle those that we disagree with, sure beats thinking of an argument!
>ywn have slow sensual sex with a girl you truly love
litteraly the greatest pleasure known to mankind
>>29548195
I want to lick her asshole as she slides up and down on that cock. Am I gay?
>>29548195
SAUCE/SOURCE
456769376574598697B7N76T954N5NB874W
>>29548195
Same, what's the marinara on that?
>tfw you love eating fruit
>tfw fruit means muscle mass is lost easily
>tfw will never be buff and /fit/ because hardly eat meat
Nice pepe, did you draw it yourself?
>>29548185
Christ, you're a faggot
>>29548185
Incorrect. Fruit has complex carbs that will give you sustained energy throughout a weightlifting routine. Eat enough protein throughout the day and you will be fine.
You met your dream girl about 4 years ago. She wants to get a divorce from him and left him. She fucking loves you and always has, not bitch lies but facts. She has a kid like 6 months old. Willing to get a job to help support. Can say literally anything to her let alone she's amazingly sweet and moldable to preference.
Oh yeah, she's into every nook and cranny of your fetish which is 1:1000000.
Would you move even though she has a kid?
I guess how bad is having a kid that isn't yours in early mid-20s and inexperienced with life.
>>29548141
Really bad. I'm too young to deal with kids and I don't want them in my life. Maybe when I'm 30 I'd consider it but I already have a bitch and I don't really think I need to settle.
I forgot to add an extra 0. I'm not kidding. And this is a real question.
>willing to divorce a guy she has a kid with for some new dick
I would tell her to go fuck herself, then tell her husband what she tried. hopefully he will get custody, the poor kid shouldn't be raised by a whore
Afternoon homecucks and neetcucks.
Neetcuck too btfo to reply
>tfw want to be a wagecuck
>no one will gib jerb
>>29548133
what is a homecuck
How does one mentally prepare for work?
>>29548114
It means something's going on in her life that she doesn't want to talk about to you. Best course of action would be to give her some space for a few days and then ask again.
She's probably just on her period, don't overthink it.
She's fucking Chad and is disgusted of you, just drop her.
>>29548114
It means you're not Chad so don't bother her before work.
> walk into your room
> see this
what would you do?
>>29548009
fuck it mercilessly until my dick broke, then drown myself in alcohol as I question my existence
>>29548009
That's a fucking man. Disgusting. You're a faggot if you'd fuck that
>>29548009
remove my hand immediately and show my lady the way out
How do I stop liking her?
How do you get yourself to stop liking a girl that you chat with? There's no chance of there being anything more that that, she only considers you a friend maybe less, but you keep feeling attracted to her and keep wanting to talk with her.
How do you stop this and save yourself from hurt feels?
I'm honestly looking for advice, and I don't know where else to turn without getting made fun of. At least here I know someone will give me something that'll help among the insults.
Realize that the only reason you like her is because she's attractive
>>29548030
That's true I do find her attractive. But how does accepting that help me stop from getting attached?
>>29547989
>How do you stop this and save yourself from hurt feels?
Stop chatting with her.
>>29548030
>>29548074
Because once you truly realize that you'll see it isn't real. You're just lonely, lusting. This isn't love or even true infatuation or a crush. It's just lust.
Replying to thread because you've saved that OP pic of me. Good taste, buddy.
>"Of course I'll go out with you Anon! Gee, I thought you'd never ask...I was already about to give up on you completely! I knew it was the right choice to wait for someone like you, Anon!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0
>>29547959
>there are robots on this board right now who think dating works like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m2R6CLkvyQ
>"We've been for friends for so long. Gee wouldn't it be weird if we you know, started going out? Fuck it, you're a great guy, I'd be stupid to let you go. Come here" *kisses*
>>29547959
Don't start this fucking shit right now anon....
Anyone here ever think about just getting on a plane and leaving to start over?
I've had a lot of bullshit thrown on me recently that's been affecting my motivation and generally bringing me down most of the time.
At this point I think it would be the best decision not just for me but for everyone if I just disappeared from this place without telling anyone save for a few family members.
I'm thinking of going after I finish college, and have enough money. Has anyone ever thought about this or has done this and could provide tips and their experience with it
Where would you go
How much do you have saved up
Would they care enough to get a detective and shit
What would you do for money
Nothing will change, the problem is inside you
I've done this mistake multiple time before.
I really wanna start over
After college I want to move to Hawaii or Alaska, fringes of the United states
I think Hawaii might be more comfy since I've never lived in a cold place before
Where do you wanna go OP? When do you graduate?
>>29548052
See the cool thing about leaving after college is that you can get a job there and rent an apartment and you wouldn't even need any money saved up - it doesn't seem too dangerous as long as you have a job for sure before you leave
Why is fascism /r9k/'s favorite political ideology?
Is it because it empowers socially, aesthetically and romantically disadvantaged men? Is it because it helps them find withing themselves a power they never knew they had? Or is it because it punishes and seeks to eradicate every unhealthy, beta-male-oppressing, cultural attitude currently promoted by homosexuals, promiscuous women, servile liberal men and other weak-willed degenerates?
>>29547904
Yeah that is pretty accurate. It also gets rid of illegal immigration which they love and promotes brotherhood among ones people.
>>29547904
I think you'll find that fascism isn't as popular as you think it is on r9k, we have quite a few libertarians, quite a few cucks, quite a few national socialists, and quite a few anons from leftypol.
I would assume national socialism would be the preferred ideology on r9k due to its rejection on contemporary liberalism while still maintaining some elements of socialism that would be desirable to NEETS and robots.
>>29547927
I seriously believe that controlled immigration is good and I am way more enlightened in the ways of fascism than you.
You are NOT my Kamerad. Shame. I am such a great asset and you would have benefited so much from associating with me...
What's the most common interracial coupling in your city?
Here in London it's White guy/Asian girl.
White and black, it grosses me out
>>29547864
Most definitely white guy Asian girl, probably most common interracial coupling in the world
I live in sf
Where in London are you OP?
>you could have prevented this
But we didn't. Oh well.
The agenda is pretty obvious.
>Further demoralize male robots and make them more afraid/annoyed of women, even the few that do come to /r9k/ despite being less than 10%.
>Make everyone gay.
>Controlled opposition posts out of the whazoo.
There's also that Attack on Titanfag spamming the same pics every time. These shills use the same pictures for their threads and replies once you start paying attention and cross reference with the archive.
Don't die on me now thread. We have work to do.
It doesn't matter
The feels era is gone no matter who shills for what
is there a better feeling than a woman displaying affection towards you in front of other males? especially so if its a woman you've just met and she's taken a liking to you
>>29547822
Yes there is a better feeling. The feeling you get right as you down that pan galatic gargle blaster.
>>29547822
After you ejaculate enough to drop all longings for 3DPD.
>tfw its a good feel
>>29547822
Yes, a woman displaying affection towards you in front of other females.
Other males don't care, but females do. It simply is the reverse of a Red Flag to them if a woman is interested in you.
> Source: being a KV made me an expert
