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Care for some candy, anon?
>>29552269
I'm diabetic ya fuckin jerk, so no, I don't want your stinkin candy alright?
>>29552269
OH EM GEE ANON I HAVE ALL THE LE KEKS FOR UR PHOBOSLOP
IT IS A CANDY BUT IS ALSO POISON
IS FUNNEH BCOS U NO EAT BLEECH
>>29552301
sugar-free my dude
It's that time again. 7"+ only.
Thread's topic is:
>How did it feel when you realised you had a big dick?
>have a big dick
>want a huge dick
>>29552263
Felt pretty damn good
Tbqh it would feel better if i got to use it sometime soon.
>>29552624
How'd you realize tho?
>tfw no qt Anne Frank gf
>you will never place your fingers in the notches in her spine
>>29552157
she was lesbian anyway cry moar
>>29552157
hi Jeff Magnum
https://twitter.com/CandiceDare/status/675200580458016773
https://twitter.com/CandiceDare/status/675200617699258369
Consequences = hate
wish that would happen more
>>29552145
>be whore
>get mad that people know you're a whore
>fail to understand that you shouldn't be doing something you have to hide
>no lesson is learned
>muh strong indepentent cum-sucker is future of wiminz
>everyone claps for whores and shames righteousness
The West is truly dead.
that kneeeds to happen more
Anyone else completely alone?
Not even the rejects on wizardchan will accept me because I'm a "failed normie" to them because, despite being a 28yo KHV with no friends since elementary school, I expressed interest in one day having a gf.
I apparently don't fit in anywhere because I'm not autistic enough for the autists, but not nearly normie enough for the norms.
Shit's pretty gay.
Wizardchan is a group of men that have collectively denied that they find women appealing in any way. Despite the majority probably still fapping to porn or getting waifu feels from anime and movies. Don't take their hot opinions too seriously mate.
>>29552198
you make it sound like you can't fap to women and not find them appealing
>>29552264
They're shtick is exactly that, shtick. If they believed in it they wouldn't feel so afraid of anyone talking about wanting a girlfriend. Instead they get triggered and ban those people because it reminds them that they're only pretending to be okay alone. It's intellectual dishonesty.
I had been doing okay for a while. I would still have panic attacks every couple of weeks as a result of the brain injury, but visiting my aunt's place up north for a few weeks was supposed to help me relax and maybe get a little better. It worked last summer, so I thought it would help this summer too. I think I was wrong.
I fell in love with my cousin last summer. She's a little younger than me, and I only see her once a year. But I thought maybe it was just a quick meme crush. I thought spending a year away from here would make me get over it. It didn't. Seeing her again this summer just confirmed everything I thought I felt about her. I am in love with my first cousin, and now I'm stuck here for two more weeks.
I love being friends with her and being around her so I won't say or do anything that'd ruin what we have. A few months ago while I was drunk I told her how I felt, but the next morning we laughed it off as the alcohol talking. She probably hasn't forgotten but maybe she convinced herself I really was just drunk. But it's the truth. We haven't talked about it since.
My emotional state is rapidly deteriorating. I can't talk to her, or anyone for that matter, about it. For the next two weeks, she'll be close enough to touch but still forever out of reach. I fucking hate myself and the way I feel.
What would your parents say if they found out?
>>29552640
My mother knows I'm pretty sick because of my brain injury, so she would probably chalk it up to mental illness. My father wouldn't have much to say because he's quiet, but I figure he'd be concerned.
>>29552728
I'm sorry about your brain injury. Could you share the story?
Fat guys are now in demand, so what's your excuse now robots?
Fat guys are big, women find big men attractive. A fat guy can still be 6 feet+, have a decent face for a fatty and be chirasmatic. Maybe not as attractive as a 6'5 muscular god but still way better than a 5'9 skeleton with no social skills like myself.
>>29552106
fat guys are not now in demand; nor have they ever been.
>>29552181
Well someone's jealous. It's OK skellifag someone will eventually love you
/pics/music/webms/gifs/, literally everything
starting with a few
https://youtu.be/CKAc3nYEatw
>>29552031
Moomin is comfy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSTePqMV2QU
It's been quite some time.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pilobill/
why does she look like a slime about to fall apart?
>>29552029
Not done posting quite yet
Shitposting was always here
I have a pretty sharp knife.
If I just run that across my throat with good force will it kill me?
I literally have no other options to do it.
>>29551983
You my friend need to get laid
Now why would you do something that dumb?
>>29552025
>le sex cures depression meme
I'm ignoring an attractive girl who has messaged me multiple times and clearly wants to talk after multiple days of not responding because I'm an absolute faggot who for some reason would prefer to wallow in his own misery rather than actually go out and experience life
Why would an attractive girl message you? If an attractive girl is even taking an interest in you, than it's safe to surmise that you're white and tall. In which case, you are not a robot.
NOW GET, OUT!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>29551963
I know that feel, except in my case it's because it doesn't seem she wants to fuck.
>>29552013
I'm white and 6 ft. But I'm still a faggot, I might be a normie, I'm not sure. If I am I'm a really fucking pathetic normie
How can you wageslaves stand it? I've only worked at my burger job for 4 days and I already want to kill myself. I have to stand on my feet all day with one short break. I have to do the same task over and over until my soul goes numb. Until of course I get moved from the kitchen to the counter or drive thru halfway through the day, something I stress about during the whole kitchen part. Then I have to make myself vulnerable and try to talk to customers, stressing about it every second, nervousness increasing in anticipation for the next one, only to seem like a phony serial killer to them, or worse, the customer can't understand what I'm saying. And I recognize some of these people from muh high school days, and they probably recognize me, but are too embarrassed for me to say anything.
My boss says he might fire me if I can't improve my social skills. Frankly, I want to let him at this point, but I need this job that I hate so much.
Is this what life amounts to for us? How can I make it better? Please, I'm begging you robots, I need an answer here.
Nigga, you need to learn how to get straight to the point, or you won't get any replies.
>>29552091
>that dank meme! xD!
Back to >>>/b/
Fuck fast food, grocery store retail is where it's at
Not setting my alarm clock for Monday because I'm not a slave. I'm not an easily replaceable cog in Mr Shekelstein's slavery machine. I'm a free man learning something every day, reading books and living a stress-free life at the expense of Mr Shekelstein's slaves. I'm a free man. You have been manipulated by capitalism to thinking I am the loser. The only loser is you, wagecuck.
>work at an assisted living home third shift
>I spend 95% of my 10 hour shift playing video games on a flat screen TV in a cozy office apartment
>basically what I would do at home as a NEET but I get paid to do it
I get the best of both worlds. What now NEET?
>>29551955
You're loser too. I've shut you down in the past NEETprick, I don't really feel like doing it again. You know what you really do in your spare time, don't bullshit with me.
>>29551955
Look you fucking shit, I am so fucking sick of you faggots
You never have an intellectual conversation or explain WHY you think you're so much better, all you do is THINK that being a NEETslave makes you better, and claim your life is better, even though all you do is fucking masturbate to mlp toys and eat chicken tenders and gay shit like that. I have to WORK HARD but you know what? I have MONEY, I may still be a Virgin, but I'm only 26 so it's not like I can't EASILY recover. What about you, NEETIE? You'll be a virgin until you fucking DIE. In fact, I've been talking to my aunt about a girl she knows from work, and we're going on a date in september. Why don't you make a thread about my soon to be girlfriend THEN and we'll see who the fucking tough guy is, but until then, I'll be here making money, going to bars, an most importantly, CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY
Hey /r9k/ , I need your help!
The urge to become an hero is stronger than ever so I feel like spending a ton of my money on a new experience and either maybe feel revitalised or at least go out with a bang.
There's two things I'm interested in trying that I've never done before; losing my virginity to an escort, or paying for a personal fetish camshow.
Has anyone done either of these things before?
For escorts, where on earth do you find them? Where is reliable and safe? I want a good quality one if I'm going to do this but I have no idea where to start looking into the underbelly of my city. It's quite a sizeable one so I imagine there'll be at least a few.
For the camshow I have some women in mind, but how do they normally go down? If it's fetish stuff, am I supposed to jerk off whilst she does it or am I supposed to wait? No idea!
Thank you for any advice on either topic!
Shameless bumpu famalam, some of you must be perverts with cash to burn!
Last attempt at getting replies Q _ Q
>>29551914
Give some stats about yourself, age, weight, height, your personal opinions on yourself, current situation, etc
Stay thirsty my betas, stay thirsty
qt waifus love Dr pepper
Dr pepper tastes like shit
>>29552300
>hating /r9k/: the soda
/out/ fucking normie scum
