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I'm really fucking curious about sucking cock. I'm not even gay, but years of addiction to increasingly lewder pornography has given me a massive oral fixation. Should I impale my throat with a big stinky cock from craigslist/grindr?
>>29553073
only if you want AIDS
20% of gays have HIV
don't believe me? look it up on the CDC
Autofellatio my dude. It's possible. Lose the belly and start exercising.
>>29553073
Yeah you should. Because life is short and philosophy will only teach you how much everything is meaningless.
Why would you deny yourself from giving in your fetish? If it can bring some joy, no reason not to do it.
Was he a true robot ?
I actually had dinner with him once. He was miserable, a raging alcoholic, and unpleasant to be around.
>>29553115
Wew lad i hope thats true
Tell me more
>>29553044
Yeah, I'm from Portland and always appreciated his street name references in his songs about just walking around the city. Also like his song shitting on the Rose Parade, very robot feels.
This hot girl is buried in the sand when this guy puts whipped cream on her
https://youtu.be/9X6KmAptU1c
kekkanopolous
>>29553022
god, i really hate normies, nice dubs btw
>>29553022
is that you OP you little spic faggit
>everybody you went to school with is progressing in life and having fun
>You rot away alone and depressed
Jesus fucking Christ I want to kill myself but I also want to prove myself to those god damn normies.
>>29553000
>I want to kill myself but I also want to prove myself to those god damn normies.
Same thing in your case
>>29553000
>prove yourself to normies
They will never notice you.
They will never respect you.
They will never, ever care.
>graduated 2 years ago
>everyone I used to know are leading promising and happy lives
>I'm directionless, jobless, and a drug addict
>overdosed on heroin and got sent to rehab last month
>tfw I can see the shame in my parent's eyes every day now
Attention, if you roll dubs you must clean your room!!
>>29552943
I really hope I don't roll dubs because I don't want to leave my bed
>>29552977
F
Fucking nigger kikes
I keep a clean room so no big deal if I get dubs. Trips and I will clean the whole house, which is quite filthy
Whats the most effective and efficient way to cure depression ?
>>29552924
>Whats the most effective and efficient way to cure depression
suicide
honestly death
kick the chair op
>>29552924
>suicide
/thread
How do I get rid of orbiters, r9k? I didn't mean to have them, I really just wanted friends. But after visiting this board, I see that I was actually leading people on. I don't want to be a bitch by suddenly cutting contact with them, my intentions always were just to provide friendship, but I've ignored my role in leading them on for long enough. Just tell me the best way to let them down, please?
>>29552923
>pretending she didn't know what she was doing
NICE TRY
OP is probably a faggot though.
But if not, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29552923
Suddenly cut contact with them. It's the best thing you can do for both parties. It's like a bandage that's stuck to your skin. Rip it off quickly.
>>29552923
>you had to visit this shithole to realize you are a dumb twat
Humanity truly is lost
How did you discover this place? When? When did you realize you were a robot?
>>29552911
After that mulatto fellow shot up that community college. I'm mostly here to laugh at retards.
>>29552911
Isn't this board just for posting unique text? When did the kissless meme start?
>>29552911
Started to look at my age and realized most people younger than me have far more accomplishments
How do you guys cope with knowing that you and everyone on the planet are all going to die?
How do I stop thinking about death and the meaning of life?
>>29552900
Religion.
>in b4 fedora memes
Seriously though, religion will help you feel better about your own short life, and give you a purpose to exist.
>>29552914
I don't want to delude myself into believing bullshit though.
*tips*
Not only that, but by 2030 we will all be dead from nuclear war.
Are they a good idea? Or simply a meme?
It's uh... whatever you want it to be senpai
>>29552906
But I mean, is it worthy?
>>29552882
Neither. It takes too much effort.
>never seen this place so fucked up
nuff. bye ever1
>tfw 35 year old kissless hugless virgin
>>29552897
are there actually people who have gone 35 years without kissing a girl? If so im srry m8
>>29553114
y r u so dumb tho
What do you guys usually type in Omegle to talk to other people?
I'm new to Omegle and types in "anime" and all I got was a bunch horny pajeets and shallow tumblrinas skipping me
>>29552848
I type in science, sociology, science-fiction, horror, and space, usually. It gets me the most interesting people, especially when we share two or more of these interests.
>>29552848
just put on r9k and you're good for having a little fun
>>29552848
Pajeet is unavoidable. They're fucking everywhere, regardless of the interests you'll put.
Let's discuss and plan a way to get rid of the cucks, women, faggots, trannys and other normal filth off this board. They're getting too comfortable and need to LEAVE.
You forgot anime posting faggots.
>>29552857
Thanks for the free bump senpai
But anime belongs here.
>>29552979
Yeah it does.
I don't even like anime but I like seeing anime pictures.
The normies are scourge.
Does anyone have the "becoming alpha" screencap?
>>29552830
I don't have it
Oregenonegero
>>29552859
thanks 4 da help anon
self bump ;-;oreganillaoa commentorio
What kind of porn would you shoot with me if you had the chance /r9k/ people?
Snuff
>>29552828
>>29552850
Cut off those bigass fucking tits and titfuck them infront of your slutty ass
>>29552886
Slice up her ass muscles, open that ass up and shove her tits in there. Now you can titfuck her while you're ass fucking her.
