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Anyone else wish they were black??
>can easily hide at night
>white women want you because professor goldstein and the media said it's good, media forces interracial down their throats
>free money your entire life for being black: grants, scholarships, welfare
>affirmative action
>average IQ 20-30 points lower than whites, so unable to understand how bad the world or yourself are
>can enjoy a simple life of street fighter, madden, fifa, watermelon and chicken
>big dick
>jews have brainwashed everyone with white guilt so you can do no wrong in their eyes
>can use the racism card in any argument or confrontation and win
>can become a basketball or football star
>can become a rapper
>>29553392
>Can easily hide at night
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
black or a woman, but mostly a woman. at the end of the day a black is still a man. he can be cucked.
>>29553392
You wouldn't understand
>no
>no, either they do or they don't pick one
>no, I wish
>kind of, but it doesn't matter if you actually did good in school
>no
>no, you wish
>no
>no
>no
>no, terrible argument
>no, terrible argument
saged
Who's living pay check to pay check?
Right now I'm waiting for my next check so I could pay my landlord utilities. But after this month I have to start all over again and save up for rent/utilities/carpayments/insurance/food/PIA/spotify etc.
anyone in the same boat as me?
Spotify: Get rid of Spotify and use private trackers.
PIA: Are you really this tinfoil or are you a pedo?
These make me wonder what else you waste money on.
>>29553458
No, I share internet with roommates and don't want them to see my boipussy collection I save from this site.
this isthe everyday struggle of wagies
If you're depressed why don't you just go to sleep at 8 pm and wake up at 4/5 AM?
> wake up feeling refreshed
>cool morning air
>peaceful
>just like the humans used to do it
>start day off with comfy cup of coffee and start browsing r9k
Seriously, why would you idiots stay up till 4 or 5 am? There's nothing comfier than waking up in peace in the morning.
Also
>asleep while normies are out getting drunk and messing up their tomorrow
feels good
Thats currently my workshift.
I work from 4am-8am and when I get home my normie room mates are gone all day. its pretty comfy.
>>29553355
Whatever helps you get to sleep at night.Nice triple dubs
How is it possible for a girl to be so perfect?
That looks like a man
FUCK YOUR ORIGINAL
>>29553301
That's because she's trans.
>>29553288
Why did you post a picture of a faggot and not a girl?
You're all going to grow up to be Mr Healy.
I wonder if I should watch that show.
Trump is the new Obama
>>29553328
first two seasons are ok, some funny stuff here and there
last two seasons are pure garbage
even at it's "best" it's no more than a 6/10 though
>>29553258
Damn, she's cute
Original
It means that she is lazy, has a poor impulse control and can't into delayed gratification. That is the cause for all her short-comings in life, and that is why she is doing so bad academically and with her drawing skills. As excepted for a woman...
That is why she is bringing the heat to the reddit fags, because these talentless amateurs remind her of own incompetence.
>>29553258
nice look, does she buy at Ross?
>>29553763
she is right with the joints, look the bottom drawing in full, the ankles looks like shit
How do I get an outgoing introvert GF?
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Don't give them moneyor you're a shill so fuck off thread reported
>outgoing introvert
What?
>bb.....b...but I don't want muh parents to be disappointed in me!!!!
Wagecucks sure do say the funniest things.
If you had some dignity you wouldn't think of that as laughable.
I hate when people try to invalidate things by saying "muh."
Really it's not invalidating it, all it does is show that you have the argumentative skills of an infant.
>>29553207
It's more like I don't want to be a disappointment to myself.
I don't want to be Chris Chan, or Christine Chan
Did Louis ever come back or is he kill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
>>29553197
I'm wondering this too. When did this happen? When was it originally posted?
Too busy in the exciting world of stamp collecting to post on r9k again
Even more important, what happened to NinjaWarrior?
>tfw can't find the right bottom white boy too be your bottom bitch
>tfw considering being a bull for white couples in the mean time
>>29553189
>tfw no anon to be a bottom bitch to
>>29553366
Are you a twink by any chance?
>>29553434No, just a slightly femmy guy hungry for cock.
Every board is a /pol/ board.
>>29553181
You can have this wasteland known as /r9k/ but you'll never claim /fit/! Never!
>>29553242
>implying I don't lift for the fuhrer daily.
>>29553275
Nah. I PUMP FOR TRUMP.
I was in a sentimental mood and I watched this. As lame as it sounds, it made me so fucking depressed. Made me feel so alone.
Did anyone else have this reaction to the film? No one will ever talk to me or seem to care in the way that the girl did in the first part of the movie. And in the end it feels like its all just an impossible dream.
>>29553169
Incredibly stupid movie. Female protagonist was a ridiculous character. Utterly unbelievable so all sentiment rang hollow.
>>29553169
That movie was awful.
>>29553169
>John Green
What's it like being the biggest pleb on r9k?
Any weird wet dreams to share?
About a week ago I was having one of those semi awake dream. I was doing some kind of experiment and plotting data in excel. Then for some unknown reason I got excited and just came to the data! I woke up realizing I just nutted to some fucking random number table in a dream.
Biggest dream related wtf of my life.
>>29553150
>be me
>climbing tower
>it's like a mayan temple
>hot bitches everywhere
>I need to get to the top
>fuck up and cum
>be in bath
>contraption around my dick
>looks like a wii-mote
>it comes off
>wake up with cum
>be in castle
>really horny
>running trhough halls and corridors
>must find pussy
>open double doors
>there is a black woman on all foors
>fall into her cunt
>wake up cumstained
>>29553710
sorry for spelling mistakes, it's quite late and i am a lazy fuck
>>29553150
>walking down a road
>nothing is around except little rocks
>a big dog eats me without chewing (i was like 12 so i could fit in its mouth in my dream)
>hardest erection ive ever had
>im inside its stomach
>dick hurts from erections
>wake up
>google it
>jack off to vore porn
>jack off to furry vore porn
>lose libido except for furry vore porn
fuck, true story
>you think, "There's a lady who's got some class."
>she's jerking off Chad while licking his ass
>you think "there's a girl who I could marry"
>she is 2D and imaginary
>>29553099
>She said no kissing, not on a first date
>You think she's got class - she's really great!
>Next day she goes out, meets a guy named Chad
>He says, "Yo lets have a few drinks and chill at my pad"
>She'll take his raw load, ever eager to mate
>>29553245
your rhythm is all fucked up m8
ITT: We talk to each other and try to make friends
let me start
Hi, I am a khhv robot. Lazy, fat, loser NEET and a huge disappoint to my parents. No friends and no gf.
>>29553087
Hi. KHHV only matters if you're 25+. You still have hope if you are younger.
show dick or gtfo
>>29553087
Same, but not necessarily fat. But I have gyno which is 10x worse
