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>dad writes me from prison
>"anon, I'm sorry that you never got to know me"
>tfw you dad is in prison and still spends more time outdoors than you do
>dad is a loser
>but at the same time, a chad
He's one town over but I haven't heard from him for most of my childhood and still don't
>literally know nothing about father other than his name and one photograph of himit hurts so much, guys
And getting a job. Today I went to Target and saw a wagecuck putting CD's on a shelf. Asked him if that's his whole job, but it turns out there's more to it. It's probably going to be pretty humiliating scanning items through a register and stuff... But - I no longer have much of a choice. Have to pay for rent and food and stuff now. I'm renting a room with some NEETbucks I had saved up, but I'm not getting the bucks anymore (Haven't in ages) and only have enough for one more month.
It's desperate times.
But Target... I don't want interaction with customers so I'm going to look for other more "robot" options.
What are some jobs that don't require much interaction with people face to face? Can I get a job at a call centre if I'm a 24 year old virgin who's never had a job? Also, haven't finished passed Year 10.
I just...
Life is hard.
>>29557230
calm down OP I willc ome over your house and stick my hair benis in you
remember to bring the poop and lube plz
Apply for a loss prevention job at Target. You get to sit in a room watching security cameras then confront tyones when you see them trying to steal shit.
>>29557230
Considering stocking a retail store at night.
>on a party
>be drinking with friends
>start talking to some of the girls they are there
>talking and laughing everything seems fine
>one girl says that we should take shots
>get wasted
>girl looking me
>girl says that she needs to say something to my ear
>anon are you gay?
>i get the fuck out
>i feel like shit the whole night
WHY? SHE IS THE 5 GIRL THAT SAYS THAT AND I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND
HOW THE FUCK I AM GAY??
I DONT WANNA BE A KV ALL MY LIFE FUCK
shoulda asked her if she wanted to sleep together if she wanted to find out. you had a chance and you fcked up
>>29557214
You poor clueless faggot. While you guys were putting back shots, she was probably hitting on you. Since you prefer testing the limits of your asshole with dicks of all sizes, you did not pick up on that; thus, leading her to question your sexuality.
>>29557270
she told me that she wanna talk with me but i was very angry
but thanks for tthe advice
> It's perfectly acceptable to reject a guy because of his height being an inch too low
But if you reject a woman because she's not a virgin, everyone flips out. Why is this robos?
Everyone won't flip out. You can reject anyone for any reason and nobody in the real world will care.
>>29557152
People don't want to admit it, but western society hates men and worships women. That is your ultimate answer.
>>29557152
Because women not being attracted to short men isn't a decision they make to punish men for being short, it's just how they feel involuntarily when it comes to their sense of arousal. The second situation on the other hand is something men consciously decide to do in order to shame women into not having casual sex.
>a female in the group leaves
>she hugs everyone goodbye except You
She likes you.
do you by any change never talk and sit there quietly like a visible ghost?
>>29557150
I wonder if women know the power of their hugs.
>be me
>be 23
>been wearing the same shoes for over 3 years
>decide to alpha up and go to the mall for new shoes
>walk into shoe store
>huge nig and his gang of nogs laugh and point to me
>confidence = WTC7
>stumble my way to the nike section
>clerk comes over
>"Hi! Need any help?"
>mumble some incoherent repose
>she says ok and walks away
>finally find a pair of shoes that I like
>realize its one of those stores that you have to ask the workers to bring out the shoes from the back
>spend an hour trying to work up the confidence to ask a clerk to bring a pair out of the back
>store closes, they ask me to leave
>go home
>cry
Why is this so easy to normies?
>>29557121
Order the shoes from amazon, friendo.
>>29557121
Sorry to hear that, bro. I hate malls too. Shopping online is an option though.
>>29557121
What a precious retard you must be.
What's it like having a chick's ass in your face?
>>29557109
Smells musty. Still exciting though
>>29557153
How is the musty smell?
>>29557159
bonerific
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>be me
>live in Brazil
>5'9 is the ideal height for men
>anyone 5'6 and below is a dwarf
>anyone 6'2 and above is a freak
Feels good being 5'11 here.
>>29557106
I'm in the same position but i'm an inch taller
It's pretty good lad
>implying women dont like 6'5 guys in any country
its just natural anon, they feel safer
>>29557131
Literally gets laughed at here unless the guy is /fit/. It's as bad as being as fatass
Brazillian culture is fucking weird
Would joining a frat make me go from robot to normie?
Wouldn't the frat bros try to make you cool and hook you up with someone since it's supposed to be a brotherhood and all that if they found out you were a virgin? I'm considering it.
I don't know if you're talking Eu or US, because I have no clue how it works out in the US.
It really helps getting to know people but you got to be commited for it mate. If you are bro and they can count on you then they'll treat you right.
Those were the best years of my life man But I fucked it by being a lazy cunt.
Frats are gay. Don't be a faggot.
Absolutely. Always eager to help a brother get laid, although if they find out your a virgin while pledging your life will be living hell.
I'm in a very douchey/chad frat at my school if you have any questions I'd be happy to answer
Is it a bad idea to hint to your female friend that you like her? Especially if she has a bf? I heard you basically have to treat women like shit, ignore them and be a baller to gain their attraction.
99% of the time you'll end up losing her as a friend, you've gotta do some clever ass flirting that doesn't push her boundaries whilst still hinting you like her and work on advancing that way, or just move on to someone single and not your friend because women don't fuck their friends
>>29557024
Hint?
Nigga tell her.
"Hey I like you, and I know this might make you feel weird, but I had to get this off my chest."
>>29557201
Worst advice possible. And will you lose a friend
Autism the shirt
this is like a nu male stamp
Stop judging people you prick
>fat autistic kid wore this and a fedora all the time back in freshmen year
Can confirm.
Rate her robots, I personally think she is a total qt
>>29556999
>myspace angles
don't you mean, total fatty?
>>29556999
Looks like a cabbage-head.
>>29557034
>myspace angles
she's lying down
>Final exam in 3 hourse
>started studying today
Can I cover a semesters worth of information in 3 hours?
Lets see
>>29556993
Godspeed anon.
>2 Finals in 2 days
JUST.
>>29556993
What subject?
Also, is it not a bit late in the year for classes to be ending?
>>29556993
What's the course about?
>>29557310
I had 2 finals on the same day, that's nothing
How's the job search going, 'bots?
>i'm 26 and it's summer break
>I'm less qualified to work than people fresh out of HS
>my mom has been throwing huge tantrums telling me she wants to die because I'm such a disappointment
>have to apply for a certain amount of jobs to keep my neetbux
>keep getting "although your experience was impressive we have decided not to choose you"
>have literally no experience
>tfw they probably laugh or don't even bother reading the thing
If I don't somehow get handed a job through family or something I probably won't ever get one now. Might as well post wagecuck memes until it's time for the light to go out.
>>29556975
>about to graduate college
>don't have any experience in the field i want to go into
>don't know where to start
>Tfw told self you were going to kill yourself if you couldn't make a friend or gf by b-bday
>tfw only one month left
Not all of us were cut out to be great, or even mediocre I guess.
At least you tried, Anon-kun.
Do you put yourself in situations where you can find either
>>29557070
I did while the semester was still in session but it's summer now and my job is very impersonal. I'm only 19 so I can't really go to bars.
I asked two girls out last semester and one flat out ran away from me.
