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> /sp/ is making fun of us again
Almost every board makes fun of us we are literally the loser board get used to it
>>29557795
It's true ahhh
Bxjxhd
/sp/ doesn't make sense to me, how can you be an asspie and into sports? I became a robot from years and years trying to avoid sports (I was a big kid till puberty), why would they want to come online? It baffles me that such people exist.
>you fell in love with an anime character
FUCK ME
Its okay anon. It'll go away
>>29557715
rei or asuka!?
the question important is
cos we have to pass the filter
Is not that bad of a feeling. It actually makes day to day life easier desu
Also, Rei or Asuka?
When the voice in your head starts calling you "Anon" instead of your name.
>>29557701
>tfw all your internal monologues begin with "greater than sign tee eff double-yoo" now
>tfw I call myself an autist all the time now
Thanks r9k
Who the talks to themselves in the 3rd person in their head?
Been in a couple of these and thought I'd make my own. Exclusive robot chat room where we listen to music, youtube, or watch tv/movies.
https://rabb.it/AnHeeroYuy
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36 actually mikey is on, so go to his room instead. Add me for another time though
>>29557660
Do we need to use a mic?
>>29557757
No mic or camera needed! You can set them both to be automatically off.
Go to Mike's room, most robots are usually in there, but I will stream another day
http://ktla.com/2015/04/02/atlanta-teen-who-received-controversial-heart-transplant-dies-after-carjacking-pursuit-police/
>teenager needs heart transplant
>teenager is denied, partially because he is a violent criminal
>public outcry creates political pressure, forces hospital to hive priceless organ to teen
>teen gets new heart, heals from surgery, goes on crime spree, dies fleeing in car accident
I'll give you one guess what race he was.
HE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
If you still don't think that we need to get rid of all the niggers, you might just be acuck
>>29557645
>Tfw Lincoln was murdered before he could deport all the niggers to Liberia
>Tfw the entire reason he ended slavery was to literally deport all niggers to Liberia
>Tfw the US government literally created the country of Liberia in Africa just to deport all niggers there
>>29557729
We could still just have a race war.
>>29557729
I know that feel all too well, anon. If I could go back in time and kill one person while they were still an infant to prevent their impact on history from ever happening, it would either be John Wilkes Booth or Karl Marx.
So here's my story.
A while ago, I dropped my (very old) laptop about a foot onto a hardwood floor. The screen cracked and a bunch of the keys popped out. I was pissed at the time because I was a little bit short on cash, and I ended up having to get a cheapass chromebook. But what I really was upset over was my hard drive. It was a 3.5" SATA, and when I dropped it, it got several corrupted sectors. I plugged it into a cheap MicroCenter HD enclosure, pic related. I evacuated everything important and I was about to move on to the less-important (replaceable) content, but then I stopped.
I don't know why, but I unplugged the drive and set it aside. I picked up an old USB hub, plugged it in to the wall adapter, and plugged the drive into the hub. I put the drive to my ear, listening to the little jumps and quirks as it spun, and imagined the bad sectors spreading, I wondered what part of my life was being corrupted; old backups of pictures, another gigabyte of anime, minecraft worlds. It felt like another obligation slid away with every rotation of the disk. I don't know how long I held it there, listening to my data spin away, staring at the shoebox-sized ray of sunlight coming in my basement window. It was the most intensely therapeutic experience of my life. I ended up plugging it in next to my bed and listening to it as I went to sleep. Eventually it failed, and I bought a new HD, put it in the same case, and used that instead. I've been doing this for the last year.
>ITT: autistic habits you have
>>29557603
>>ITT: autistic habits you have
Subject goes in subject line. Jesus Christ anon! Can you do anything right?
Reading shit posted by faggots that don't put a tl;dr
I like this OP that was a heartwarming tale
Im drunk right now guys and i just messaged her, ill let you know how it goes,
We await your story friendo
Robot suicide in 3. 2. 1.
>>29557570
post screeenshots
I-is fapping to big clits degenerate /r9k/? ;_;
how do I hide threads on mobile for christ sake
THE WORST KIND OF DEGENERATE. REPULSUIVE.
why/how are you even attracted to that dick lookin' shit?! absolutely fucked
They look like dog boners
Why the fuck. are there so many fucking moths in my room all the time. Fuck summer. Fuck living. What pesticides work best on fucking moths?
This fucker is having problem with moths while I'm up to my knees with hellgrammites, palmetto bugs, and field crickets are running all over my naked NEET body
>>29557534
Butterflies are normies.
Moths are NEETs.
If you kill Moths you are a filthy normie.
They love to lay eggs in fabrics. Our textile industry has effected the evolution of moths and now we have to compete with them. Those assholes love it when their species survives by laying eggs in the safety of human houses, so you need to need to set some mothballs and make those fuckers feel unwelcome. If you can make sure they don't lay eggs in your house then you're good.
>tfw fell for the arimidex meme
>tfw shattered entire kneecap
Apparently, estrogen is vital for bone health.
>>29557501
Good thing I'm consuming natural herbs and an optimal diet to boost my estrogen levels. No shattered bones for me.
What arimidex meme
Were you on roids
>mess with your body's natural chemistry
>be surprised when bad things happen
> He calls people autists online
Is this all 1 person, or is this the hive mentality of 4chan. It's far worse than reddit & facebook could ever be.
>>29557384
"Autist" is perfectly fine label to apply to other people when they're being hyper-literal and failing to see obvious meanings that are apparent to non-autists .
>>29557420
> uses the word hyper-literal
I don't even have to call you an autist for everyone to know :^)
It's called a meme you autist
ITT we are all young girls who accidentally found 4chan while looking for an online kid's game
I really want to go on a date with anon-oniichan and i think he wants to go on one with me too!
>>29557339
I'm a retarded 8 year old and how do I get the Webkinz game to start?
Am I doing this right?
>>29557395
ewwww? lol a crush
Cuck boy gets his asshole blown open
>>29557325
>Subscribed to leafyishere
>>29557325
I got a bunch of white knight mad because I said onisions tweets about the bitch dying were funny.
>>29557325
>leafy
>sleepycast
How's summer break, anon? Gonna start your sophomore year?
ITT: 4chan boards with obvious liberal bias.
Maybe we can make a No-Fly List to these places. So others can be warned.
My picks:
/his/
/news/
You wouldn't think these boards would have a bias. But my god, the amount of left-leaning circlejerking I've seen from these boards are staggering. So much cherry picked data. And they lean so hard on the liberal side they're practically reddit.
>>29557298
/mu/ is pretty bad.
I imagine /cgl/ and all boards with a high female population are pretty leftist.
>>29557312
They're very easy to troll though because they're mostly underage and came from facebook. There's some redpilled browsers.
>be me 19 living at home
>Lonely dude with no good friends besides my sister's friends.
>Deal with the depression and loneliness pretty well though
>Sister breaks up with her boyfriend of 6 years that was my big brother basically
>Boyfriend/bro life goes to shit, which makes me feel like shit.
>He's a dumbass but he has his reasons why.
>Breakup peaks today
>Feel like shit today because of it
>Watch movies to deal with my depression
>Get a text today from my sort of friend about a party.
>Invites me, and says the party already started
>Really hesitant but decide to go.
>Tell my parents and they looked happy I was getting out.
>Get to the party
>No one there I know, mostly girls
>Asks me who the hell I am, and is a complete bitch.
>Try to explain why I am and who invited me
>Has no idea who he is
>Says it's "okay" to stay.
>At least 12 looking at me judgementally like I'm a loser for about 20 minutes
>Most awkward and sad experience of my life.
>Call friend and he's not even coming.
>Leave without a word
>Drive to a park and cry.
I'm still at the park waiting long enough time so my parents think I had a fun time. I just don't know what to do with myself anymore. I couldn't find that picture of the group of teenagers looking at the camera weirdly but it was basically what I delt with.
Bump, I need someone to talk to anons
Get a hobby.Watch Gundam.Collect Gunpla,go to /m/.
That sucks anon. One more party than I've ever been to though.
