Give me your /comfy/ stories. I'm talking about that next level comfy. That feel like the universe is a heated blanket wrapped around you as your content mind floats through the freezing space.
>move into first apartment
>move a little stuff the evening I sign the lease
>bed, desk, chair, computer
>get everything set up
>discover The Powder Toy
>get nostalgic of playing Falling...
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>>29558001
Why did you chose that Pepe to use?
>>29558026
He looks comfy. Like he's just floating down to the bottom of the ocean and he's perfectly okay with that.
you need drugs to feel that comfy, sorry anon
>post your feel when these beared sub-humans are going to get 10/10 wives who cover their hair and let them watch TV all because they go along with the cult
This world is a place of darkness and falsehood
Please holocaust these faggots, thank you
>>29557977
Start talking shit about these guys if you want their asses to be brought into judgement. This sounds superstitious but lets just say I have my sources.
Yeah but they still gotta do the whole shtick yourself too. You may get the hot Chani for free, but when the Rebbe's secretary or janitor or whoever running the show now, tells you its time to ship out, you'll be in Detroit knee deep in shvartzas spending your time looking for Goldmans and Feinsteins to put teffilin on.
>>29558219
I refuse to join Chabad, they are of Satan. But tell me more about how fucked the frum matrix is.
Well my parents aren't gonna be home till early morning.... anon are you one of those babysitters who just sits around the whole time?
>>29557973
No, I'm one of those babysitters that beats you over the head with a fucking stick you BITCH. You are such a whore.
>>29557990
Guffaw'd
>>29557973
>anon are you one of those babysitters who just sits around the whole time?
yes
goodbye
I haven't fapped in 2 weeks
>Ask me anything
>>29557907
i'm on vacation with my family. i will be you soon, it's only day 2 so far.
>>29557907
how long has it been since your last fap?
>>29557929
Vacationfaps always feel good mane
Give me ONE good reason why Robot Jones shouldn't be the new Pepe
>>29557902
The show flopped.
The only episode of that show I remember is the rubix cube one.
>>29557926
Exactly
Robot Jones is generally unpopular and forgotten with most "REMEMBER THE 90s" normies.
Does anyone else poop every time they hear a gunshot?
It's gotten to a point where when I hear some loud gang noises and shouting outside my house I just immediately abandon everything and go to the toilet and stay there for about an hour.
Is anyone else like this?
>>29557882
>loud gang noises and shouting outside my house
'the fuck you live?
>>29557882
You should get out of the hood OP.
>>29557934
But then he'd develop constipation.
I got this girls number after I did what you fucking asshole NORMIES SAID.
"Go out and talk to chicks anon", I fucking do and we have a 1 hour long great conversation in Barnes and Noble after I break the ice asking what books she was into in the science section.
Fast forward a week later I realize she isnt really the texting type and above all else the girl is a worker. It takes two to have a conversation and she wasnt putting in effort at all.
Then when I ask to hang out she says this week shes busy with family and work but will try and make...
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>why doesn't some random person I barely know change their lives and plans to revolve around ME!
Well shit, I wonder why OP.
>>29557924
OP was willing to do this, quit shitpostin
>>29557978
How is it shit posting? A random person you meet has no obligation to you, much less the obligation to change their plans to suit you.
>Thanks for coming to this anime convention with me, anon.
>>29557876
Now I'm going to go jump off a bridge.
RIP me.
Anime. Not even once.
>>29557876
Would date, but wont because she is immodest as fuck and is just autistic beyond repair.
>>29558071
>she
Anon, I've got something to tell you....
>Never saw what the point of sex was if you didn't want to have a child
>Forced self to fap to porn because that's what normal people do and it's another thing in life to enjoy
>Any drug that kills the artificial set up to conform/impress other people parts of my psyche like alcohol or amphetamines also make me not give a fuck about human attraction and seeing a naked person is like seeing a naked amoeba
Why don't you believe in asexuality? Is it because...
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>>29557864
I wish I were asexual
I always thought it was fake concept or excuse before I realized I might be one
>can get off to porn and thoughts of porn just fine
>masturbate as recreation or out of boredom instead of an urge to
>can't get off to fantasies involving myself or people I know in real life
>don't have urge to have sex with people I find attractive
>don't like to be touched outside of casual contact
>never...
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The curious thing is that they tend more to object to the label than to the concept. An asexual and a volcel are practically similar, just that the asexual has no motivation to have sex, while the volcel has some motivation not to have sex. Nobody is particularly bother by volcels other than "you don't know what you're missing out on, bruh!", while the asexual encounters astounding animosity.
So usually I just call myself a volcel to avoid elaborating on and defending my situation which is that I simply never developed a sexual attraction to others.
/R9K/ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
If you haven't noticed by now, you robots are more of a mascot for /r9k/ than you are its regulars. Your memes and shitposts are funny because they makes us feel good about ourselves, but you are starting to get out of hand and it's getting annoying. Stop telling people to "get off my board" like misanthropic hermits. Don't take out your virgin frustrations on people who are actually socially capable. Maybe if you weren't such losers, you would have some friends or even a gf. Oh, and stop with the "REEEEEEE"ing....
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>>29557857
>Antifas dont go on /pol/
>Robots don't go on facebook
>People that hate comics don't go to comic stores
>People that hate swimming don't go to beached
>Non robots want to go on /r9k/
Sorry, but fuck you. This is our place of discussion.
>>29557857
Wow, you totally sound like someone who belongs on this website.
Let me show you a website more suited to your belonging: www.reddit.com
>>29557912
Sorry but he's right, this place is like a mix of /b/,/soc/, /cgl/ and FB and reddit thrown in. Disgusting. I hope you and your mothers die in a fire.
Am I weird for thinking fast food jobs sound comfy?
>>29557837
yeah
but it makes your life easier if you feel the same way after starting
>work at chic fil a
>surrounded by QTs
>customers are always super nice
>no negros work here
>food is delicious
>play vidya all day on sunday
I'd work at McDicks if given the right opportunity
/DRUGS general/
>drug(s) of choice
>why you use drugs
>is it still worth the aftermath?
>summary of recent use
>plans for next use
Come talk shit with your fellow consciousness alterers. Whether you're searching for something, having fun, destroying yourself or just doing it because why the fuck not, all are welcome.
Drugsbamp
No stoners, Partiers, Opiate addled scumbags or faux-spiritualists today? Where are all the degenerates?
>WEED LMAO, etizolam
>mainly boredom in being sober, think things in a brand new perspective, self-improvement, and why the hell not given we are all going to die sooner or later
>no real negative effects except short-term memory problems afaik although etizolam is still being researched
>going to the dispensary tomorrow to pick up some more sativa feelsgoodman
Let's talk about
Self awareness, future goals, past failures disruptive mentality, emotional disaster, fears, hopes, repressed feelings, rejection, life philosophy
And anything you need to talk about
Want to be a filmmaker, but don't want to be a millennial cliche struggling filmmaker.
Rising sophomore in college. Current major Poli Sci with minor in Econ and possible double major or minor in Cinema Production.
Don't want to waste time and money on bullshit classes, but also don't want to put off dream to the point that I can't try it ever.
Interning this summer, so not on a shit track, but still struggling with this in the back of my mind constantly.
>>29557953
Your doing well man. Setting a good educational net for yourself. But I see a paradox. You are studying for numbers. One of the more restricted, bordered jobs. But film is a canvas for creativity. What is the plan here? A safety net of income to the peruse film? Making sure that no matter the outcome of the films you will always be financially secure?
what do I do when I'm young and never had a family and never had true friends and have no idea in what to do with life
Oh hi anon! Your mom told me so much about you.... So I heard you like video games. I usually play a lot of steam games.... do you mind maybe showing me what you play? If that's ok with you, I'm not a very open person myself....
>>29557789
This would be my dream come true.
fuck off roastie bitch we both know how this is going to end
Football Manager
You're a bit short and have shit tier eyesight so you wouldn't even make the bench
>Okay ladies, lets talk about it. Does dick size matter to you?
>I was having wine (sparkling grape juice for me) with a friend last night and she confided in me that her new boyfriend is a good guy, but his dick measures at like 4.5 inches. He has a job, his own place, courted her in a respectful manner, has priorities and is responsible, not a fuck boy by any means but again his dick is less than 5 inches long.
She has been considering ending it with him over this, and asked me if she was shallow for even...
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>It matters to me. Anything under six inches just won't feel as good.
>Yeah, I don't think I can feel anything less than 8 inches.
>Size matters to me. My previous sexual partner was probably 5 inches and having sex with him didnt really produce any sensation.
OP literally what the fuck are you doing, please lurk more you absolute retard
>>29557780
That is really sad. I mean shit. Why are people like this? 4.5 isn't even that bad.