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If evens i go get junk food, if odds i dont
>>29554288
double evens
>>29554288
>>29554311
What, I said, what is going on in this thread?
>>29554329
double doubs
I want to hear from others who mostly live inside their head.
What do you think made you this way? I had poor coping skills in HS and took up escapism. Afterwards I came out of my shell and took on more responsibilities as I tried to get my life going but it just made me suicidal.
So it's back to fantasy and pretend for me.
>>29554282
Escape from an oppressive reality. Life is too strict and constraining, and imagining takes you away. Trying to make as much money as possible over the next few years, so that I can start a business and actually do the things I imagine doing.
False dichotomy OP
No need to deny truth where you see it
There is nothing wrong with escapism.
You should live your life the way it gives you maximum pleasure
Who /funnybutself-conscious/ here.
I find that when i am completely relaxed and im
Not autistically over analyzing and over thinking things, that im a fairly clever and funny person.
The jokes that i tell seemingly come out of nowhere and thats when i get anxious as i have no idea how to call them at will.
I was always funny when I was in a good mood, but never felt a need to impress anyone or be a part of any social groups. Recently found out I have mild autism.
I feel like I'm not a real human. It sucks.
>>29554267
Yeah, the conversations I have in my head are really good sometimes.
>>29554960
Doesnt count.
Will the UK have its own continent now since it left europe?
Can i even call myself a european now?
Bump
bwasdafosjdfpsodjf
>>29554246
We didn't leave Europe you dunce, we left the European Union. That kind of autism is why remain had so many votes
>>29554246
you're definitely not european anymore
>had to take a sexual education class in school on 3 different occasions
>they didn't actually teach you how to get the sex part, only some bits and pieces of what to do immediately before and what happens after
Thanks, American public education
>>29554185
>take a sex-ed course
>they don't teach you about what to do when the girl has a penis
This fucking country
>>29554571
Dude, if he's a girl it's a boypussy, you must treat him like the girl he really is, don't be so socialconstructive.
Our school didn't have a real sex-ed class because too many parents were offended. In the end, we all had to sign permission slips to attend it, and all we were taught was that we needed to start wearing deodorant.
Who else here is working to make it?
I realize that the only way to have the life I want with the kind of woman I want and keep her happy/loyal is to be Chad, basically.
I am very thankful to have a decent face already, but I'm pretty fat and autistic. However tomorrow I'm going to start working out and changing my diet hard. I genuinely believe I can do it, but it's going to be a long journey.
Anyone else embarking on this path? W-we could be happy.
>>29554174
>quit soda 4 months ago
>drop 10 kg without exercise
>started lifting 6 weeks ago
>can already see gains
>actually like lifting
>more confident
>think a girl smiled at me today
>faster
>stronger
>harder
>better
>>29554222
Is it possible to become chad without lifting and being absolutely jacked? I don't mind going ottermode or anything like that, but do you have to be a giant muscle monster?
Nice trips by the way and congratulations.
>>29554174
Happiness is just a illusion produced by the reproduction survival binary logic.
Have you read the bible?
what's your beef with women, /r9k/?
can you explain your prejudice?
Honestly, I think it's just that robots are in a bad situation and we consistently get exposed to the worst of them. And they are pretty terrible with the low tier males in general. They ignore us (at best) but we can't ignore them.
>>29554154
I want a virgin gf
A nonvirgin girl is gross
That includes my mom and my sister
I haven't touched them since I became euphoric and started posting on r9k and wizchan
>>29554284
>A nonvirgin girl is gross
Hopefully most robots aren't that retarded.
Be honest fembots: have you ever wanted to rape a man you desired?
I raped a dude from my HS twice.
>>29554140
A girl did that to my brother once.
>>29554176
pretty hot
pls greentext
Press out of the mental clinic and ready for your pleasure.
>>29554094
I'd let Ufufu touch my cock if they wanted too.
>>29554142
trip on mercury you uncle tom pos
lmao
I'm just a fag boy
I cant remember the last steam thread we had where it wasnt ruined by shitposters,but it doesnt hurt to try
Post your steam,fav games,and make new friends!
I cant remember the last shitposting thread we had
I remember the same
>>29554074
add me my dudes
id/RoryMercuryIsMyWaifu
>post my dick on /b/ all the time
>brag that I'm asian
>after posting in 3 different rate threads
>this guy starts replying every time he see's my dick
>keeps telling me that it's not long, that I'm using camera tricks and shit.
>been doing so like 3 times already.
>haven't posted on 4chan for a while
>randomly post my dick again today
>he shows up telling me that my dick is not big
the fuck is wrong with this guy? can't I post dick pics in peace? hopefully he doesn't see this thread, fucking guy is obsessed with hating on my asian dick.
Nice camera angles, but your dick really isn't that big, you know.
I can't tell if you're using camera tricks to make it look bigger than it really is. I'll have to put it in my mouth to confirm its size
>>29554104
It's definitely long, but a bit thinner than you would expect for a penis of that length.
How can I get a black boyfriend?what kind of girls do black guys like?
Pic related is a cute black guy
>>29554048
>"black"
oreg
>>29554048
You men you want a half black guy like that guy and not a black guy. Huge difference.
>>29554073
>half
That dude is like 1/15 black m8. If he even is african at all looks more sand nigger to me.
The first 40 seconds or so are 100% accurate. Is life like this for everyone? Idk what to think anymore. If life is so unenjoyable why don't more people off themselves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePivN7CEhxo
>>29554003
nah some people are actually happy
>>29554003
honestly proper diet and exercise will take away most of that
>>29554003
>fat people actually think this is normal
some things in life are bad
they can really make you mad
>>29554001
You done goofed you nigger
when you're chewing on life's thistles
don't mumble, groan or bristle
>>29554001
sometimes things can get you down
they can really make you frown
>little sister is making me masturbate again
>>29553981
Christ, you really are losing it aren't you?
>>29553981
>second cousin is drinking the brake fluid again
>shitposting on r9k again
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