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How good are you at writing cursive?
I'm not too good at it, but I'm not too good at print either.
Pretty shit, never used it often enough to see improvement and don't care enough to work on it on my own. Haven't needed it since elementary school aside from signing things.
>>29556866
This. I pretty much never use cursive outside of signing receipts for pizza deliveries and they don't care at all about the legibility of the writing.
Suicide is selfish. What's wrong with being selfish?
>>29556465
There is literally nothing wrong with being selfish.
>>29556465
Living is also selfish.
>>29556465
>Suicide is selfish. What's wrong with being selfish?
Nothing
You're in your 30s, no kids, married and worked a typical office job in a big city. You just got a new assistant hired who turns out to be an attractive, smart girl and it's obvious you're both into each other and you genuinely enjoy talking to her and you both have a lot in common.
She has a boyfriend (who she's expressed uncertainty of). You have a wife. What happens next? Would you try to initiate anything? Pic sort of related, is similar to assistant in scenario...
>>29556391
It all depends on my wife and how loyal she is. I wouldn't cheat if my wife was good to me even if she was ugly or something.
>You have a wife
That's that. I'd stay loyal to my wife. If I didn't love her enough to cheat on her, I would've divorced her.
>>29556391
literally asking for trouble
Which animal did y'all turn into?
>>29556376
I turned into a pig with human clothing
I would probably be a lizard or iguana.
I would be a goat, the meme animal.
here's what happened this weekend
>go to spend weekend at grandparents
>live 3 hours away and see them twice a year
>soon as I get there turbo-chad dad is there
>will just call him chad
>congratulates me on getting fit
>makes jokes about how I'm probably drowning in pussy
>mfw KV
>uncles and aunts come over (it's national holiday)
>all mention how I look like chad 2
>cousin's cute friend makes weird grr noises at me
>worst fear coming reality
>I thought I was ugly, turns out It's my personality
>try to make conversation, failed
>end up alone with the dog
>dog lays on my feet, he's pretty nice
>spend rest of the day drinking and playing with the dog
>even growling weirdo got tired of the "cool guy act"
>not acting cool, legit don't get facial expressions and have nothing to say
>played with my grandfather's ps3 rest of the weekend to avoid the people sticking around.
any sites where I'd be able to end myself on stream like the attention starved autist I am?
i know you're upset but you realize that the only thing standing between you and a lot of pussy is your lack of social skills right? in the same way you strengthened your muscles you can strengthen your personality, you just need to work at it
>>29556426
idk, maybe. could be they were just being nice too. I don't think I got what it takes to beat autism anyway, I'm ready for some rest.
you're a pretty nice anon tho
There is no hope for us. I had a lot of women flirt with me, even going as far as to ask me to take them home. I'm a 7/10 face with a 9/10 body but the social skills of a complete autist. I can't force myself to care about people. They will talk to me and I will barely answer and go sit by myself.
Anyone else watching the Olympics for the girl wedgies?
It's Olympic quality loli ass
Seriously, put on NBC, they have loli ass.
>>29556346
>Watching swimming instead of gymnastics
>>29556346
thanks anon I'm watching it now
too bad it's not diving to see the qt wedgies
h-hi anon.. i'm new here.. show me around?
>>29556312
to your left you can see the beta cucks, orbiting ''femanon" threads
a little further to the right are the edgy fags, they gave up and act mean because it's the only way they get attention
TFW no gf threads are at 12:05, 12:10, 12:15 and so on
shitposting is a must, please fill the 2 shitpost/1 serious post quota
if you need anything else ask a tripfag, they love attention. oh and remember, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
>>29556312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g13qUTP2hjI&index=26
Welcome to the pit, the only way out is the noose.
In these lush fields of memes we raise the finest crop of pepes the internet has seen, but beware of the rustling, when rustled remember the wisdom of the triumvirate.
>>29556312
>>29556989
Forgetting booze fags
why are you even alive you sober fucking faggot
i hope you die probably don't even smoke while drunk probably don't even smoke while high and drunk jesus christ you guys are fucking casuals
i need a smoke
Why is this guy so agonizingly popular? Is it his fan base? I can't imagine anyone older than 15 genuinely enjoying his videos. His shit is just growing exponentially. Here's a rundown of what all of his videos are.
>Title
LITERALLY THE MOST CRINGY KID ON THE FACE OF THE INTERNET LITERALLY
>Shows a small clip and makes a short comment
>Switches to game play footage
"So what's up guys, I was just out on a carousel in space with Hitler and Donald Trump when someone sent me this video. So sit back, relax, and get your popcorn. Pa-pa-pa-play it"
>shows video
"Like what that fuck even was that dude? Like come on, man, are you serious? Like literally what was that you can't be serious, literally. Like what are you even thinking dude, like come on literally seriously literal dude"
He'll easily be over 10 million subs by the end of the year. What the fuck?
>>29556276
because there are more children/stupid people in the world than intellectuals such as ourselves
fedora tip my nigga
>>29556276
He is fucking ugly too.
>>29556379
I really wish I had a voice loud enough to suggest a YouTubeJr or some shit.
>So tell me, why were my parents so hesitent to let me spend time with you, uncle anon?
>>29556248
Probably because I stopped viewing your mother as part of my family a long time ago.
>>29556248
In order to answer your question, I must ask another question:
What do you know about the Jews?
>>29556248
ask them, you dumb cunt. now shut up, stop shitposting and eat your fucking food, bitch.
are woman standards too high?
i keep seeing 9,8,7/10's not having a bf nowdays, and they desperately fill their profiles with ass/cleavage pics to attract guys.
did woman become unsustainable anymore? what happened to being with 1 woman for a long time?
>>29556216
7-9/10 males do the same thing, don't they?
I just want a wife to grow old with and to have a kid with. But at my age thats a red flag for some reason. fuck
>>29556216
Those women in the 7+/10 range will always have options, so there's never a rush for them to commit. They hold out for the best possible catch as long as possible, because they know there's a backup plan, and then a backup backup plan, and then a backup backup backup plan and so on until infinity.
Hello /r9k/ we are a small group that mainly talk about anime and other neet things.
Fell free to join and chat.
https://discord.gg/gBNYh
>>29556185
Is it a comfy?
>>29556185
Is it slutty
Top squeaks desu
>tfw no isda skinning, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, pelikula watching, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
lol i remember when this use to be
>tfw no filipina gf
Why do you keep making these threads? No one cares.
>>29556158
You're doing gods work man, keep it up
Is it selfish to have children?
think about your life. do you want to inflict that on someone else?
life is 90% work and suffering for the 10% time in which we are allowed relaxation and enjoyment. life is suffering.
don't have kids. if you want to have kids just adopt a kid and make his life marginally less shitty than it was going to be before
breeding (perpetuating suffering) is literally the most morally repulsive thing a sentient being could do, so yeah
To our overpopulated society, yes.
To your parents, you're a fucking asshole who doesn't want to continue their legacy.
Why has literature become a female dominated field? Most concurrent authors (traditionally or self published), readers and reviewers are girls and women.
>>29556068
>Most readers
literally because girls use romance books instead of porn
>and reviewers
humanities majors are all women because half of the degree is whining about how oppressed women are
Because women have the most free time. It's the reason you see wives/bookclub jokes in our media.
>>29556068
Women are less visual?
>it's "that night when you feel like you really want to achieve something great for humanity" episode.
Go out and do something good then, nothing is stopping you
>>29556065
>It's a i keep waking up every day feeling horribly depressed but after breakfast everything calms down season
It's not the big things OP.
"Saruman believes that it is only great power that can hold evil in check. But that is not what I have found. I've found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love."
