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What is your favorite hair color and hairstyle for girls?
The range of darkness around pitch black. Bobbed.
I really dislike the color brown. The only two hair colors that escape brown are platinum blonde or jet black. Blonde hair that's so light it's white, or black hair that's so dark it's blue. And since my hair used to be blonde I prefer blueish black. Too bad it's so fucking rare.
When it comes to style, I generally care about how it frames the face and what's done with it. There isn't much you can change about shorter hair cuts. A longer cut I like is the hime cut. But ponytails piss me off. Pulling all the hair away from the face isn't cute and is lazy.
All modern girls seem to be ponytailed brunettes or blondes.
>>29558936
As long as there's no aposematism going on I don't care.
Dark brown or black
as far as style goes anything that isn't scene hair and that ball thing
>feel confused about my sexuality
>remember I only exclusively have romantic enoucters with women in my dreams
It's a good day to not be gay
i love getting fucked in my ass by men but its not romantic so im not gay
>>29558950
I only have romantic encounters with cute guys, but nothing sexual so it's not gay.
>tfw bisexual
>attracted to twice as many people as the typical robot
How do you think the world looks at you, /r9k/? Personally I feel hated. Despised by most of society. Like something they want to tuck in a corner and forget about.
>>29558792
I think people don't even notice me.
>would rather be hated than ignored
>>29558792
Like a loser. They know I'm miserable.
a fucking failure. doesnt even help that im a non white
>be ugly
>26 and still no gf
>the only people showing interest in me are gay college students and chubby 40-year-old women
Is this something I should be worried about?
>>29558767
same here
don't worry, we're all dead anyway
>>29558907
Yeah but before I die I want to get my dick wet.
>>29558767
Are you me?
>Also 26
>Reject by every girl I asked out
>Only people interested in me are gay guys, 1 passable tranny as a 5/10 girl, and single mothers are 45+
>be in HS
>be very insecure
>be told to focus on grades and absolutely no girls
>as a result be socially low level to interact with any girls college
>as a result overcompensate on everything
>wage slave and get a MS
>finally luck out (through nepotism) and get a job that's 90k
>25 at this point
>overcompensate and get plastic surgery (now rated 7.5-9 on /soc/)
> overcompensate spend age 20-25 on a 5 day gym routine
> overcompensate and get a 60k car
>overcompensate and spend 100s of hours learning absolutely everything on human interaction
>company expenditure customer service section (lowest tier of employment)
>get assigned as one of the leads on training them
>this 21 year old QT there that's honestly slightly below my league I thought and is 6/10
>manage to get her number and ask her out
>date goes suprisingly well like Hollywood well.
>text if she's wants to follow up on another date
>"lol I'm busy all week"
>now I have to go back in two days and train a 16 person group with her included
Basically guys I tried. I tried insanely hard. I-I don't even know what to feel or say or do. If you are a NEET, depressed individual, or just lost in life and think you aren't doing enough I want you to save this post. Look at me I followed all their 'advice' and fell into the depest depth of consumer culture and was a slave to modernity. I want you to save this post and every time you feel unaccomplished look at this post...you will never be a failure as much as me. A wasted life. I'm the real failure.
>>29558736
That's really unfortunate OP. I wonder if the self help gurus will tell you to do more ITT.
HOLLLLYYY SHITTT GETT FUCKKKKEDDDD NORMMMIIIE
>>29558736
Because you are socially inexperienced you obviously fell easy for this girl. Don't throw away all of your achievements that robots would kill for over a text message. Yeah it's a JUST moment but you'll build up a emotional barrier eventually. Keep you chin up OP.
are their bodies really like this or is it photoshop?i had some laughs looking at their Instagram.
>>29558705
>that mole
Absolutely dropped
I wish I had a bro to lift and get fit with.
>>29558742
There's nothing gay about two men who like to be shirtless together all the time
When did you come to the realization that it's the internet that's making you miserable, and why do you continue using it as much as you do?
For me I have no other hobbies.
>>29558693
>and why do you continue using it as much as you do?
when i'm happy because it's funny. when i'm unhappy because it's the only remote possibility i'll ever meet a girl i get along with
It's the only form of social interaction I have
Yeah it makes me miserable. But often times it's also my only source of happiness.
What are the grids showing your fantasy choices (superpowers, gfs, etc) with positives and downsides called? Does anyone have some they want to share? Please post some.
I've seen them called "choose your own adventure" (CYOA) images, I've got a folder with 200 or so of them but I'm away from my PC at the moment :(
>>29558730
>I'm away from my PC at the moment
>:(
fuck off normalfag
>>29558772
No bully pls ;_;
(my computer is just across the room, but I can't motivate myself to move)
>so a buddy boy of mine asked for rice cripsoes
>I was busy that night being a wage cuck
>we argued
>I called him a fag and a neet
>he calls me a wage fuck
>I get mad he spent money on games
>he gets mad that I spent money on board games.
>he doesn't respond to my texts anymore
There you have it lads. Don't be a wage cocker because it will destroy your friends.
>>29558625
>a buddy boy of mine
what does that even mean?
>>29558666
A robots friend.
So what flavor do u want m8?
dont really care
>tripfags: "hey its totally normal to try to be popular on an anonymous image board by adopting an online persona"
Tripfags are 99% less obnoxious than anti-tripfags.
>>29558639
go browse the /wowg/ thread on /vg/ for a week or two. you'll realize just how cancerous those faggots can be.
>>29558639
>t. tripfaggot who turned off his trip to post this
>tfw raised by single mother
>>29558588
Sometimes I wonder what I could've been, but then I just feel like killing myself.
>18 years
>parents divorced when I was 3
>still don't know why
>don't want to know because I just would get extremely mad at them even if they had a good reason
KILL ME
>raised by a single mother
>only child
I never stood a chance
Post Songs from Childhood Age 1-15
Has to be something you remember specifically from that age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij-KxIsxkdM
Age 15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmtUK_1jh4
idk maybe 6-7 years old
>>29558574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
Was my first single. God I've been an angsty faggot for literally as long as i can remember.
age 15 i'm old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2AC5I6u5p8
How do I find a qt dominant girl to worship? I've been to munches from fetlife and all I ever meet is weirdos or women who aren't looking for more subs. I didn't think it would be that hard since I'm in a relatively big city (DC).
I'm also considering hiring one for a session. Anybody know of good sites to find what I'm looking for?
Also, femdom thread I guess.
Why do subs always like redheaded women so much? My Dad must have been a sub too.
>>29558523
Gimme a sauce on that gif OP
anyone else notice these kikebook memes getting more depressive and existential?
Is it a sign of the times?
>>29558508
(c) YOO BRO
>>29558508
/r9k/ culture is becoming more popular amongst other boards and hence it's becoming even more popular around the internet
it's just memes
i hate memes
No. It's just typical normie behavior. "Muh depression lmaooo I'm so depressed I'm gonna kill myself haaha". They have plenty of friends and they lead great lives. Don't fall for it.
What does /r9k/ think about this masterpiece. Will season two be as good?
>>29558502
I don't know what that is, looks interesting though
>>29558502
season two...after like 15 years...yeah sure it will
>>29558520
eff ell cee ell
