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It's 6:22 AM and I'm offing myself from life. Just wanted to let you guys know. Bye.
>>29562272
>it's 6:22 am
confirmed op is kill
rare time zone
See you in the graveyard
>not worshipping chicken little
>believing I'm another god
you're so fucked anon. when little comes back to Earth he's gonna peck your eyes out
>>29562120
I honestly don't get how normalfags can go through life not worshiping the divine glory of Chicken Little
Ooooooone little slip
>>29562120
>implying little isn't trash like his father
I don't watch anime, but why are anime girls so cute? It makes me want to watch anime, but then I remember I could never snuggle with them in reality, so there's no point torturing myself.
Why are they so cute?
>>29562096
Because they are generally nice and lovely towards the MC (you) and you think they would be nice to you too.
>>29562109
I didn't expect these feels. I expected people to say the neotenous features and big eyes, not to be so brutally honest.
I know you're right. They seem so sweet, and I can't imagine a girl being sweet to me like that.
Theyre designed to be appealing. Prolific at masculine things (sports, music, combat, whatever the anime calls for) while bursting with femininity (bashful, submissive, respectful, flattering) unlike tomboys. Also big eyes, small chins, trendy hairstyles, thin, cute cloths, always have pretty nice tits unless theyre ironically ugly such a Tomoko.
> tfw you visit 4chan everyday
> mfw been addicted to this shithole for over a quarter of my life
How does it feel knowing 4chan has shaped me as a person?
I quarter of your life? I'm approaching the halfway point
>>29562086
and how many of your world views would you say are unapologetic,unremorseful and downright shunned by society?
>>29562086
>I quarter of your life? I'm approaching the halfway point
damn you must have been quite young when you found 4chan
I am 19 now, and have been browsing since I was... around 13
might get close to the halfway point in a few years
will the aliens find our usage of referring to them as ayy lmaos confusing and weird, offensive and racist, or will they good laugh with us about it?
question for any ayy lmaos: what are some nicknames you call us humans/earthlings?
>>29562074
Alien here. I'm currently on Earth to learn about your culture but I'm confused.
Can someone explain to me what a 'cuckold' is?
>>29562102
It means someone who's spouse has cheated on them.
Or it did. And it still does too but, words have a way of evolving to mean other things here on Earth and now cuckold is basically code for "that person is a race traitor". So a person that doesn't even have a sex partner can be called a cuckold if they're pro for their country receiving refugees.
>>29562234
>tfw he answered legitimately as if he was telling an alien what a cuck was
Can any robot teach me how to give great head? I love deep throat but I'm so bad at it and feel like I'm going to puke. I want to be face fucked and have a cute boy come over after work in the evening to let me blow them.
succ a niqqa dik
Why did you have to post a roastie and turn us off?
roastie pussy looking like some macaroon
>i miss salad fingers
David Firth is pretty based. He said he was working on a film, but that was a while ago. I don't know what happened with that project.
I'm kind of glad he stopped with the Salad Fingers though. The episodes were starting to decline in quality.
>DHMIS is over
>Salad Fingers is over
Where can i get my "weird videos series" fix, /r9k/?
I love david. I think he died. His channel has been inactive for 2 years now.
Little things you can do that are alpha
You don't have to be a Chad to make others around you look like plebs in comparison. There are little things you can do such as
>carrying a zippo
If you smoke and are around other people who smoke, watch them look like even bigger faggots by nonstop flicking their shittt bic lighters and struggling to keep them lit while you pull out a classy zippo and show them up.
What else?
>>29561999
tip your fedora
Here's a tip that I tried after I literally sucked 20 dicks: Stop being a faggot
>carrying a knife
You'll be the only one able to help with shit when you least expect it. Others will feel like lessor beings for not carrying knives
>tfw no hagiographer bf
>>29561982
Thanks, Doc.
Working on a text about St. Elliot.
captcha: 1488
>>29562222
>posting upscaled version
Can't fool me.
Should I just give up and start fucking hookers ?
>>29561932
It inspired me to try my best at getting a gf, to fuck for longer hours and at no cost.
I still didn't get one tho.
>>29561932
>Should I just give up and start fucking hookers ?
ew no
give up and buy an onahole
why the fuck are you so obsessed with 3D women anon? They are literal garbage
>>29561932
No.
If you're a virgin, pursue the path of magic and become a wizard.
>tfw being neet isn't fun or edgy anymore
you know... you've got a point
>>29561923
Thismeans you're doing it wrong.
>>29561923
Urban Dictionary edgy: the act of being edgy is basically teenage kids that think theyre cool
Grow up and get a job
handshakes dont count,right?guess i m virgin too then.Whats also your age?Mine is 26
>>29561838
Yeah, at 19, lost my kissing virginity the same day.
>23
NOPE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...PLEASE KILL ME GOD
>>29561838
25
no
have you ever hugged a girl op?
About to shove dildos into my ass for a while, anyone have pictures or video suggestions for what I should look at while violating myself?
Not exactly a dump, but I will provide pictures I like.
>>29561797
>implying you are a girl
I wish trannies didn't exist.
Here's the URLs for all the toys I own.
Maybe make a suggestion for what I use?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007GDVKKI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PHJB8K/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ITURJ2/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000LQI7SA/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NVSCJXE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I consider myself somewhat experienced with anal play, if anyone wants any tips or suggestions I'm willing to answer.
I wish i could be a pure-hearted warm affectionate boy.
>>29561675
You'd still be as lonely as you are right now. Women don't like betas.
>>29561675
>taking a screenshot of a faggy vaporwave-lite music video to use as a reaction image
why did you do this
why not use normal anime reaction images like everyone else
or you could have downloaded the anime and found a clean unwatermarked copy - artzie lists all the anime he uses in the description of his videos
>>29561831
I have a feeling you don't know what a reaction image is
Your excuse, robots?
>>29561654
There's been plenty of dead end branches already.
not all of them got laid.
the ones who didn't are completely unknown to me, as I will be to my brother's descendants.
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