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>tfw video games and porn don't fill the void anymore
could i interest you in some alcohol abuse perhaps?
have a snack
>>29564675
What do you recommend?I like Subway, and Hot Cheetos.
>I triiied so haaaard
>And got so faaar
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter
Still like them desu
why are edgy songs so good
Ayyo one thang
I dun know why
IVE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERE
>>29564321
Maybe we're just edgy
>19yo kissless virgin
>my grandma asked if Im gay
> she was genuinely serious
Is this the time guys?
are you gay, though? its ok if u are
OP here, im obviously not gay
This is when you meticulously describe everything wrong the the modern male/female relationship dynamics and have her brush you off because she's old as fuck and doesn't get it.
Can anyone explain why a man would self-sabotage himself?
I just got a job offer and I didn't even bother replying back.
you're afraid you can't perform, because you probably imagine others to be more competent than you
but the dirty secret is that everybody is an incompetent shit pretending to be competent, so you're actually on the level and should go for it
gtfo wagie oreginalno comentiado
>>29564295
This is why I self sabotage. Knowing, or at least believing everyone else is just as incompetent is a good morale boost.
Hi robots. I'm living at a rehab clinic because i'm an alcoholic. There is this asshole here with the highest grade of gluten intolerance. I just poisoned his food with some top notch wheat. Will be good to not have to deal with this guy for the next week while he will be shitting himself in bed. Will come back with updates.
well played
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>>29564207
what rehab? I've been to 2.
Very nice.
>be me, lactose intolerant
>poison myself willingly everyday eating delicious ice cream
>i don't mind the smell of my farts, in fact I slightly enjoy them, but my family has to choke on my gas as it fills our house
What happens to a woman's nipples when she puts on a bra? Do they just get squashed up against the material? Seems pretty uncomfortable.
Fembots this is your time to shine
>>29564193
Yes...
Bras normally dont apply too much pressure there anyway, but bras aren't wore for comfort the same way high heels aren't. They are worn because social norms / make clothes look better.
Presumably the same as a cock / balls.
FUCK IT.
FUCK PRIDE.
FUCK HONOR.
I JUST WANT TO DIE IN MY FUCKING SLEEP JUST FUCKING GET IT OVER WITH.
I CAN'T FUCKING STAND WAKING UP AND REMEMBERING ALL THE SHIT MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD. ALL THE SHIT MEMORIES OF HER. ALL THE SHIT MEMORIES OF EMBARRASSMENT.
I'M SICK OF BEING THAT GUY THAT CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
I'M SICK OF BEING THE EXAMPLE CHILD.
I'M SICK OF FEELING TIRED ALL THE FUCKING TIME NO MATTER HOW MANY HOURS I SLEEP OR WHAT FOOD I EAT.
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED
LET ME SLEEP
FOREVER
fuck off normalfag.
You will never know the feel of having a great childhood, great parents, great life but despite all of this losing the desire to live for NO FUCKING REASON.
You got the easy way son
>>29564110
>NO FUCKING REASON
This is never the case. There is always a reason.
>great childhood
>great parents
>>>>>>>>>>>>>great life
>>29564206
the reason is that this world is boring, nothing more or less
https://youtu.be/od9qpnDUnAw
not at all its kinda gay 2 desu y are you watching little boys fight?
why would it make me sad
it just gave me a boner desu
>>29564496
FUCKING QUEEEEER
You guys over 21 are just joking about being virgins right?
If no, Why haven't you gotten a prostitute/escort yet?
inb4: "hurr prostitutes dont count" fuck off they dont cunt they specialize in taking cock. just finished with some asian qt before. paid $70 to get my dick slathered for half hour.
Implying I feel comfortable being naked with a woman.
>>29564012
It's not really helping ones self esteem If your first one or in case of /r9k/ probably the only one you ever fucked did it for your money. t. 19 and counting virgin
Because why would you care and even better why would I care. I'm just too lazy and it would be too awkward since I'm still have a babyface.
ima get my first job this week
is 1050 euros a decent salary for an unqualified first job? I will have to work like 10 hours a day but im happy cos it's my first job.
>inb4 neet bullies
>1050 euros
>10 hours
FUCKING KEK, THOUSAND OF THEM.
Why is it allowed? fucking slavery, I bet you're job is shit and not comfy also.
Just choose the NEETlife, dumbass.
>selling away his life for a few money
KEKANCE
>>29563938
what life anon?
>>29563907
I get like 1500 eur on various bux, so sorry anon.
>tfw you get upset because you see a happy couple
>>29563863
FML she's so cute wtf what's she doing with that guy?
>>29563939
>giant round forehead
>retruded maxilla
>beady bug-eyes
>flat nose
>cute
fucking hell, yellow fever has blinded you
>>29563863
I hope they die in sadness after a torrid break up
Whelp I just got my first girlfriend. I haven't broke the news to her about my foot fetish yet. But the question is how do I brainwash her into being a complete footslut now? I want to teach her not only to love having her own feet stimulated, but to also be attracted to the feet of other girls so we can look at lesbian feet porn together. Are there some kind of pills I can slip her or something to make her more susceptible to sexual manipulation? How do I make this happen?
>>29563839
You're weird man. People with foot fetishes are so weird.
You can't make it happen you autistic boi, that stuff doesn't happen in real life
is it possible to lose your virginity to a girl's feet? asking for a friend
>no qt blind gf who's immune to Chad's "confidence"
y live
>>29563837
I knew a blind girl once who had been banged by several Chads.
Good looks is only a small part for what makes chad a chad.
>>29563837
>any girl
>immune to Chad
>be on faggot dating site to get my dick sucked off
>bunch of 30-40 yo faggots that would gladly suck me off some even ready to pay money for it
>do that for a few months
>bored as hell out of it after some time
>look for youngsters but almost none of them exist even 100 km near me
>find one really really cute guy almost looks like a girl
>his profile says "if you are looking for sex look somewhere else lol xD"
who else here fell for the /gay/ meme?
>>29563795
Dafuq dude you got issues.
The primary issue being that you're a faggot.
>>29563795
>being gay for sex and not for superior homointimacy
>>29563829
you dont need to tell me that i knew it already i just wanna find close minded people on a place on the internet where i will most likely find some but thanks for your input on my issue tough
who /burglar/ here
>tfw picked my first lock successfully yesterday
>grabbed 5k worth of stuff
Explain how and why you did it cuck robot bullshit king
PLEASE ELABORATE R TARD
>>29563794
Oblivion isn't real life
>>29563794
Cool dude where did you steal from again? Brb calling the FBI
