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who was /forgottenlikeaghost/ here?
fuck my life dude, i thought they were my friends.
well, i didn't needed them anyways.
>>29566361
I've had 3 or 4 friends but I haven't seen them since I dropped out.
They all probably think I'm dead.
>>29566361
Thats a good thing anon, none of those fuckos will bother you in later life
No one wanted to be my friend anymore when I was diagnosed with something something illness.
>come on anon, take your shirt off, let's see those muscles!
>yeah alright but you cunts are ugly so dont touch me
>>29566354
>H-Here you go ladies
Bah man. What are those? Ferry-hoes. I never fuck with ferry-hoes
NEETmaster here. I'm headed to lunch soon and I want to go to a place that has the unhappiest wagies so i can force them to make my highly specific order for me. Part of the experience for me is makinh wagies slave for me while i take money out of their paychecks to support my lavish lifestyle.
So who has the most unhappy worker drones? Subway? moe's? Chik-fil-a?
>NEETbux
>lavish lifestyle
>>29566384
>wagies
>ever learning
hohoooh /devilish/
>be me
>go to grocery store
>pick up a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and put it in my basket
>some physically fit guy looks at me and starts laughing
I wish I was making this up but I'm not. Some guy literally laughed at me for buying donuts.
Fuck that guy, Krispy Kremes are delicious
Do you happen to be comically obese though?
>>29566348
nah im overweight but not obese.
that guy was an asshole, fuck him
health nuts cheat and eat delicious fattening food all the time
>be bored fembot
>decide to shave all my hair off. Completely bald now.
Ask a fembot who just shaved her head anything.
are you gay? do you want a gf?
if not
do you know a lez girl?
>>29566319
I'm not gay and I have no female friends. I'm so sorry.
Reading this thread makes me really think, you know? What if I gave a shit about something this mundane to post about and posted about it?
Interesting.
I don't do anything. At work I sit on my phone on 4chan all day, and at home I lie in bed watching YouTube videos. On weekends I might play some video games.
A few weeks ago I had to go out to a dinner with my family and it basically ruined my week and I couldn't wait for it to end so I could go home.
Is this normal or is there something wrong with me?
>>29566258
you're my worst nightmare
please god don't let me end up like that
>>29566359
I think you're being overly dramatic. It's not that bad.
>>29566973
I agree with this in an original way.
When you have very little going on, small things seem significant
Is anyone here really well off? Like 70k a year or more I know some of you pulled through on your degrees. How is life now? Do you get to pump and dump roasties? Have you found your oneitis? Does materialism fill the void in your heart?
>>29566254
>all these buzzwords
please kill yourself
>>29566276
I'm glad your so upset about words
>>29566254
I'm on the cutoff of 70k/yr. I was finally able to move out of my parents house but my rent is expensive. I just sit inside and play vidya when I'm not at work so nothing has really changed. Also I'm on the west coast so 70k isn't shit so I'm not impressing anyone.
Why haven't you coverted to Islam yet, robots? Aren't you against degeneracy?
>>29566253
Islam is degeneracy.
>>29566253
>Aren't you against degeneracy
no
>>29566253
I can't grow a nice beard. Without a nice beard I wouldn't have any respect from the community.
Who here hates all popular you tubers?
me!
which is a poor situation to be in since i have nothing else to do with my free time than watch other people
I hate most of them. I play a lot of custom Nazi zombies so I'm kinda forced to watch playthroughs. These people talk SO FUCKING MUCH about NOTHING.
What about that fat fuck boogie, i heard his account was hacked.
Is there any way I can ensure I don't get a funeral without buying a will? That's my only dying wish, that my friends and family never get the chance to say goodbye to me.
Nah, even without a body they can hold a funeral
They do it for military who get turned into pink most by IEDs and such
>>29566236
Even if they find the body, with the message carved into my skin somehow that I don't want a funeral and they all can go fuck themselves?
>>29566271
yes. the coroner won't even tell them
>tfw 18 yo kissless virgin
It's worse than being a oldfag virgin because you always have that pressure of losing the time-span in wich would be normal to lose virginity in.
The kissless part is fine since you can just lie about it,but people can feel if you are a virgin no matter how good you look
>18
>lost hand-holdless status years ago
>just lost kiss-less status a month ago
feels unfulfilling man...
>>29566198
I lost my virginity at the age of 18, no shame in it
>>29566198
dumbass kid, fuck off
Hey 4chan.
Lately I've been having nightmares of nuclear bombs being detonated. I'm scared that my perfectly normal life is going to be ruined because of what's going on in the Syria with Russia and NATO.
This fear has started quite recently although I haven't looked anything into nuclear bombs at all lately, last time I looked into nuclear bombs was 3 years ago in college.
Does anyone else have fear of these nuclear bombs?
Haha, normans btfo by war again.
Also, watch The Sacrifice by Tarkovsky.
>>29566196
When I was 3 or 4 back in the early 80s I would have constant nightmares of Portland Oregon being nuked kinda like pic related I would wake up all confused and scared.. but it hasnt happened so no worries
>>29566196
I crave for nuclear holocaust so much.
This planet needs a good cleansing.
should i return to wow? im fuckin bored
Depends on what you play for. PVE is still kind of worth it but PVP is absolute trash. Only reason I can't go back
ive returned to WoW like 17 times in the last 10 years.
i regret it every time.
currently off for the 6 months.
>>29566179
Why not play vidya which are actually enjoyable?
does teen porn make you depressive too?
>>29566178
any porn that isn't small dick porn makes me depressed
>>29566178
why does it make you depressed?
>>29566178
Yeah, that I'll never fuck tight teen pussy, never got the chance too.
Elliot Rodger has reincarnated!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGp0DLNTEFY
>>29566167
fuck off he isn't even good looking
>>29566167
>HE IS A GOOD GAH
Fuck off faggot and take your shilling shitty video with you
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