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I'm so sick of being fat when I barely eat anything. Meanwhile my brother fucking gorges and he stays eternally CHAD. Why must genetics be so cruel? ;_;
Have you considered exercise
>>29565692
>Left: Works out every day
>Right: Worked out once ten years ago
>>29565692
It's simply energy in, energy out.
Energy doesn't just grow inside your body
What do you consider normies robots? I consider these normies.
>men are ripped and above average face wise
>women are fat with bloated faces
this is the future goys, 80/20 rule in full effect. Men try to outcompete each other (i.e. by lifting) to get the last female scraps.
seeing ops pic as a 26 year old makes me realise how behind losers like us really are in terms of knowing what to do with ourselves. How you people feel in this thread was how i felt as well when i was 19-22. Now im 26 i now know what I would've and should've done when I was 22 or younger but that means shit all because im not at that age anymore
Ill see myself out
>>29565441
Ahhh I hate this werl
>more than 20% of women aged 18-25 have recurring sexual fantasies involving animals
Are you part of the 20%, femanons?
>>29565408
I mean I'm a guy and I've had that, pretty sure it might just be a common fleeting thought, I mean have you seen a pic of dolphin vagina I'd fuck it
>>29565408
where is the source faggot?
That's called a degrading fetish, because animals are stupid. Nothing new.
Luckily I didn't use my real name
ho shit dude don't remind me
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>>29565403
>my whole chuunibyou blogpost manifesto I made
>>29565448
you have to post a link
a very original link, at that
Nedervoel draad.
Waar zijn m'n nederbots?
>>29565065
a googily boogily zin bam alakazam
Nice toothpaste
>>29565074
my toorubah
Red pill me on Zoloft /r9k/
My doctor wants to prescribe me this for my anxiety and depression but my past experience with SSRIs and all range of psych meds has been terrible.
If I start this shit will it make my life worse or better? Kind of ok where I am although it would be nice to be more motivated and have more energy...
Antidepressants are a meme drug and they don't work at all.
>>29564989
It helped me personally with my anxiety. It didn't help with my motivation and energy but it might help you if you don't have to spend so much time and energy being an angstfag
>>29564989
If other SSRIs didn't work for you, zoloft won't either
Fuck these meme pills
Who is your waifu anon? Show them!
Watching anime since more than 15 years and I still haven't one.
I hate 3dpd also
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>>29563717
How do you do it . I fall in love with every female character from a game or an anime
What is your first thought when you see this picture /r9k/?
>>29563406
they've already had more sex than me.
>>29563406
how did weak europeans manage to survive against islamic invaders for 1400 years
>>29563406
At Ieast he's not a nigger
Really should have a thread up by now lads edition
>>29562250
Wanker Wanker Wanker
I made one at 8 but no one replied.
On a side note post waifus.
>Recruitment consultants never at their fucking desk when I call
I JUST WANT AN ADMIN JOB REEE
ITT: more overwatch and more faggotrypost benises
>>29562031
I'll bump this so you fags can lewd each other for 4 hours straight.
Who /canberra/ here?
>>29562252
b-but ur the lewder one
Got work at midnight again, back is all sorts of fucked from something, no idea why. Gonna head to the doctors tomorrow after work. Hopefully it's nothing too bad.
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This is not spam you dumb robot
State your age, sex and race.
Would you prefer to be in a relationship with someone of your own race?
19/female/Black.
I would greatly prefer to be in a relationship with a white person.
20 year old white male.
I prefer women of different race than me as long as they're pretty.
>>29561480
Why? Do you not have any love for black men?
NO. ATTRACTIVE AND TALL PEOPLE CAN NOT BE ROBOTS
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO TRY TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE AND NEVER HAVE ANYBODY SHOW INTEREST IN YOU
FUCK YOU
>>29560857
>ATTRACTIVE AND TALL PEOPLE CAN NOT BE ROBOTS
Well, they're basically Chads? Then I guess so. Unless they're actually brain dead or their dicks don't work.
>>29560857
Jeez man I'm sorry didn't think it could be worse, let it out man
>>29560857
if i look like an attractive 55 year old dad when i'm only 20, can i still be here
I love crispy brobots
If it's true and she truly is awkward and shy irl do u think it would be possible if I could get her to get into a ldr with me? Not to stay online the whole time but eventually meet.
Depends, how attractive are you?
>>29560434
Pretty attractive. Is she actually straight?
>>29560434
You sound like a dumb uneducated nigger. Please kill yourself as soon as possible.
What's the most you've ever gotten away with stealing?
>Be me
>Grocery shopping at Woolworths (Australian Walmart)
>Going through self-checkout
>Need to withdraw $800 for month's rent (landlord only takes cash cause it's an under the table deal)
>Punch into checkout to withdraw the money
>It spits out a huge stack of $50s and an error pops up on screen
>Register was out of cash. It says to call an attendant.
>Make snap decision to pocket the 50s before attendant gets there
>Point to the screen and tell her to read the error
>She tells me to take the receipt to the front desk
>Front desk withdraws $800 from the register and hands it to me, no questions asked
>I walk far away and count how much it originally spat out
>Stole $600 from Woolworths, never got caught.
>be me
>pick up small plastic thing of water flavoring
>pretend to put it back but keep it in my hand
>felt like all of the employees were watching me when i was leaving
never again
I did have to start getting groceries at a different store though, never had the heart to go back there.
>went to winco
>they have grain dispensers
>Fill a bag with Quinoa
>mark the millet number down
>mfw got Quinoa for 50 cents a pound
Describe your ideal gf here, robots.
>Down to Earth but isn't a pushover or emotional
>not a libcuck and at least supports my conservative, right wing views
>Submissive to me but can still hold her own and is independent
>Doesn't party, is straight-edge apart from the occasional drink. I'm not into weed but I wouldn't mind if she smoked it occasionally and isn't a pothead
>not a supermodel, I like average girls but I don't like fat girls.
>down to fuck
>being a virgin not required but she better not have went around like a slut
>inb4 cuck
>would be worth raising a family with one day and is the ideal wife and mother, we both work high paying jobs in order to sustain our family
>is open-minded to what you say and thinks for the future and not the short-term happiness of partying, drugs, and wasting money
>doesn't browse tumblr or any sjw site and doesn't watch shit like doctor who, supernatural, steven universe, etc.
>would watch classic cinema with me
>>29557198
Also, forgot to say this
>optional: has a female relative (mother, sister, cousin) that would be done with a threesome and would enjoy giving me a lesbian incestuous viewing experience
>watches shit horror movies with me
>drinking-type
>independent
>is not boring
>has a sexy voice
>black hair
>doesn't care about politics
>funny
>>29557198
>down to fuck
>not a slut
The funny thing is that you'll never realize the irony in this.
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