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ITT: Things you have failed at
>Drop out of high school
>Try to get my GED as an adult
>drop out because i couldn't handle doing a bunch of presentations in front of normies
>go back to being a loser NEET
>>29571016
life
origanew
I never had to do presentations to get my GED.
I just studied at home for a few weeks, took the test, passed it, and the GED came in the mail.
>>29571016
Presentations..?
What?
If you're saying that's why you didn't get your GED, you might just be retarded. I got mine within like a week of testing, the tests are easy and only take like an hour a day for 3 days and you're done.
Anon dinner time! I made your favorite!
UUUHHHHHFFFFFFGGGGGHHHUHUUHHH
I hope you're hungry! Now let mommy go grab you a spoon it's very bad manners to eat that with your hands!
>>29570997
omg thank you mommy
Your nuggets are SO yummy, omnomnomnom
Can I clean mommys stinky bumbum when I'm finished my meal?? I'm wanna lick mommy :3
>>29570997
>>29571277
Christ this board really is losing it, isn't it?
>>29570997
more scat please
I'm a sick fuck christ
Currently I'm on a bus coming from SFU (Simon fraser university). The bus is pact with Chinese overseas students while wearing a Mao Zedong shirt. I'm getting dirty looks by all the Chinese kids, I fear for my life
Do you mean that you're wearing a Mao Zedong shirt? Are you seriously a Maoist? That's taking political idiocy to a whole new level.
so? they're asians, not niggers.
>>29570985
>Mao Zedong shirt
Has fashion gone too far?
Fuck. What do I say now? I don't want to fuck this up.
>>29570937
Ask her if there's a movie she's in the mood to see.
>>29570949
Thank you anon. Also should I take her to dinner before or after the movie? I have no idea what I'm doing and I have no idea how I got this far.
>>29571005
Your best bet is to ask her. Although, it's customary to watch a movie and then eat dinner. That way, you can discuss the movie afterwards.
How do I get my female friend to like me romantically?
I don't actually want to date right now, she has a bf, but how can I gain her attraction over time? Her bf is a typical normie cuck, no Chad.
>>29570929
>female friend
You blew it.
>>29570958
The problem here is the perpetuation of this "friend zone" myth; The absurd notion that once a woman sees you as a friend she cannot possibly see you as anything else.
This is patently false, if you find a woman who is within your league and genuinely befriend her, you are effectively 'courting', as it was once called. She feels safe with you, you can take her on dates and you're able to communicate with her as another human being rather than some bitch you want to stick it in.
The reason so many people believe this is a dead end is that those reporting in are generally weak/ugly/fat/etc., addicted to porn and unable to process the idea of a healthy longterm relationship, and first and foremost: they're shooting far out of their league.
Find a girl who likes you enough to hang around you. Have some fun with her like she was anyone else, after a couple months, if you still like her, set up a small proposal for a relationship. Nothing too fancy, but something more than "w-want to be my g-girlfriend?"
You're not going to build a solid relationship on 3 dates and some mediocre sex
If you don't have enough personality to develop a friendship with a woman, shoot for somebody equally repulsive and you'll do fine.
>>29571013
not >>29570958 but it doesn't work that way. somewhere along the line she's going to notice other guys and want to date them instead, and you'll become the shoulder to cry on and beta provider
Why is she so perfect? Can science explain it?
>>29570847
hot
who is this original?
>>29570847
You have too much desperationism.
I bet she can't actually cook for shit.
>its acceptable to wear this shirt in western society
Communist designs can be aesthetically pleasing but also they carry a bad message
No it isn't, anyone with half a brain will know you're a retard for wearing that shirt or supporting communism.
>>29570827
Implying the CCCP didn't have its own death camps for enemies of the state...yet if you wear a swastika, you get crucified nowadays because MUH HOLOCAUST
Morning homecucks and neet cucks. Did you pay your rent? Have you passed your suicidal episode.
I paid my rent yesterday but i'm hoping the check doesnt get cashed for a few weeks, I'm waiting on some money to come in on thursday
>>29570787
No on both counts
Could there be some sort of correlation?
What's a homecuck?
Why was this show so popular among young women?
>>29570720
She's a strong independent woman who dont need no man :^)
>>29570720
Interracial sex scenes
I am a young woman and I found it repulsive.
Is this guy the definition of /r9k/? The latest episode certainly said so.
>will to go outside and do things
>courage to fight horrible monsters
No
>>29570926
He goes outside to buy snacks and he's clearly a robot by the way he's cringing.
the fact that he can reset shit means theres no consequences, act a fool to learn about people and situations then you go groundhog day on they ass
>be me
>18 year old gay
>painstakingly come out of closet after years of denial
>parent's use it as another oppurtunity to force me to leave my bubble
>tell them i want to wait until I can can meet a guy for a longterm relationship
>they continue pestering me because of ultralib
>says it is so easy to get it on as a gay man
>mom points me to an iphone app, "grindr"
>basically forces me to download it
>start chatting with guys
>they ask for a more revealing picture that includes the face
>"sorry you're not my type"
>tfw cant get any even as a gaybot
>tfw nothing is different
>tfw no bf
i will be your bf anon and i will love you and hold you
>>29570702
>>tfw can't laid as a faggot
You failed life on easy tutorial mode?
>>29570702
>mfw im bi and i cant get a guy or girl
EVEN WHEN I CAN CHOOSE EITHER GENDER THEY BOTH DON'T FUCKING LIKE ME REEEEEEEEEEE
Name 1 trait that you don't have that most robots should and 1 trait that you have that most robots shouldn't.
>I don't have my hug virginity intact
>I have went to prom
hugs are patrician. sex is for degenerates.
>i am very unhappy
>i am not a virgin
>>29570724
>had sex
>still thinks he can post here
Out
>tfw your maid will do anything to have her peepee unlocked and milked
anyone else know this feel?
she doesn't even complain when i stuff her mouth with cock, i met her on /r9k/ so i'm guessing most of you are just like this.
anyone thinking this would be a good reward?
>>29570671
>tfw messy maidboi
he is so cute but cant keep anything clean
>>29570940
you have to smack it more so it does its job, even though abuse makes her drip stickiness into her panties it's an important lesson
>be in the city, trying to get from Grand Central Station to Penn Station
>See a ton of homeless people on the streets
>meanwhile, a gay pride parade is going on
Isn't it wrong to do this? Money was put into this parade that could've been put into feeding these people.
Westerners typically only care for themselves. Do you think that these faggots would cancel their attention whoring event because of a few homeless people? Of course they wouldn't.
im gay buy gay pride seems fucking stupid dude and indeed a waste of resources, i get that people are trying to act accepting of lgbt shit and stuff but this is just a weird way to do it. i never went to one though but i dont see the point
Ask yourself that next time you pay your internet bill or use deodorant or drink a milkshake or play a video game etc etc etc
Is it a normalfag, robot or cyborg personality?
>>29570640
>tfw ENFP
>everyone here thinks I'm a normie
;~; the hate is real
>>29570658
ENFP is hardcore normalfag stacy personality if you're a girl, not sure what it is for males. Though enfp does seem pretty normie from the description, I assume you really fucked up to have normie personality and still fail.
Im an ENTP too, but I'm not a robot, I think that the natural robots are INTP
