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rose bread, come here rosebud.
SHE is pregnant :^)
Rose makes me vomit, Nate and all of that. This whole ""empire"". this whole fanbase.. this """religion"""...
A cultural and intellectual cancer. It is so important that rose suffers... I don't give a damn, I shit on /rose/
>>29572965
who are you?
oreganno
>>29572932
>>29572965
why you make these threads?
this one is my gf, stay away
>tfw no 20 going on 50 gf
Are there any sites better than omegle
>has a webcam
the absolute, #1 most identifying signifier of an internet normalfag
i wish you people would leave back to soc or something
All of you people go to therapists and think that will help you for some reason.
Well fuck that, those normie kikes will only fuck you up more.
Come here for honest therapy, Niggers. I will genuinely help you.
Trip is for this thread and this thread only
*sits down*
>>29572967
Ok, ill need your insurance, theres a $50 copay and...
What are your problems, bitch
>>29572990
idk what my problems are doc.
>Help! The goats are trying to eat me!
How would you rescue her from the goats?
if i punch it in the face, i would probably get scolded wouldnt i
i guess i'd just leave
Tell her that's one way to git ur goat and laff
I wouldn't.
I would join in on the feast.
we post what we are drinking at the moment
Nothing, at the moment. I'm fasting for Ramadan
i want to sleep rite nao
People who drink alcohol are weak minded degenerates
How does it feel knowing you'll never experience this?
feels good never wasting my seed like that.
I can only come deep inside.
>>29572715
What kind of classy high-production values porn is this? This looks like it was straight out of a Hollywood mainstream movie if they ever had proper sex scenes in them.
>>29572715
I already have.
>inb4 normie
>inb4 get out
How the fuck do I use tinder?
I swiped right for everyone and the only matches I'm getting are fat weeaboo girls what gives. I only have a couple mirror selfies and a short bio so do I need to get some suit pics to get the qts?
Depends on what ya look like
>>29572709
you dont
Dating is a scam, online dating more so
Just go jerk off and get drunk. You will stop caring
>>29572776
Dude, I think you just solved R9K
Bravo.
women are always talking about rape fantasies, and in many of the instagram comments of male models and famous guys, they say "rape me daddy".
Is rape only "real" if the guy is ugly? Like if Francisco raped a girl would she even be pissed?
No, if James franco tried to rape them they would probably consent and then it's not rape. Rape is sex without consent and nothing more
>>29572661
It's not rape when they want to be raped
>>29572694
that's what I mean, girls want to be raped by hot guys? Or is that just something that they say like a joke.
You guys know about depression. How do I cope with it?
>>29572568
tell everyone to fuck off and crack open a can
Step 1: Tell yourself outloud and your family members that you think you suffer from depression
Step 2: Schedule an appointment with a professional to help treat your depression. Be open and honest with this person
Step 3: Don't use your depression as a reason for why you cant do things because the truth is too often do people say 'I can't' when they actually mean 'I won't'. Being an adult means living with adversity, be it externally or internally. You gotta live your life whether its a shit life or not.
>>29572568
>Brexit won
>You're still depressed
I can't work with you. You have, what we call in the field, permanent depression. I'm so sorry. There's no cure.
>tfw breaking my NEET habits and actually looking for a job
We're all gonna make it, robots.
Kill yourself
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>>29572803
Now why would I ever want to do that?
My life is finally turning around.
>>29572483
nice one anon
what kind of jobs are you looking for?
I don't think I've ever been able to a protagonist more than in this film. What are some other robot films that deal with misanthropy and alienation that are similar to Taxi Driver?
>>29572470
*able to relate
>>29572470
I don't identify *that* much. I'm not that deep into madness I guess. And not psychotic like that. I would't want to hurt anyone. But hell yeah, I could relate to him A LOT. Sometimes I feel like I'm not meant to live for so long. And that I should find some way to make my demise useful.
I can't really think of another movie like this...
>>29572741
he goes mad, sure, but he's first and foremost a lonely man - so lonely he's "God's lonely man."
Anyone else studying? What do you aspire to be? Come get comfy. But don't get too comfy, otherwise you will fail.
>>29572439
Chase your dreams, you will fail.
I aspire to be the first pedophile to jerk it on the moon.
>>29573124
I already failed at that, this is an attempt at normalcy.
Skin color feels thread.
>tfw just below paperwhite
>tfw no aesthetic tans
>tfw being in the sun will make me look old and give me melanoma
In the most literal way, "why live?"I'm half Mexican on top of it.
>>29572343hey, me too. i hate how rare this combination is
mixed feels are the worst feels
>>29572343
>I'm half Mexican on top of it
hey man, at least youre not indian.
That's a retarded table. Plenty of people have pale skin and dark brown hair and eyes.
![20110929_015137_50-50-Movie_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PItk070.jpg "20110929 015137 50-50-Movie 500[1]")
>it's ok to cry in front of women
>embracing feminism will make you happier
>it doesn't matter if you're 5'6 or 6'5 women will still be attracted to you
>i care about you (five minutes after our first meeting)
Anyone else have shit experiences with therapist? They're all blue pilled manginas. I have given up on them and have tried to find a role model to emulate.
Sounds like you just had a shitty therapist.
I would expect this from female ones, but male therapists also?
>>29572359
>>29572358
These were men. It was a college provided therapist. Even the ones outside of college have more or less alluded that I need be like a woman
This guy walks up to you and says "wanna fuck?"
What do you say?
I'm not gay and I'd consider it. Honestly, Chad is often a cool dude, but Stacys are bitches...
>>29572597
>I'm not gay and I'd consider it.
So you're bi, its ok
>>29572333
I would politely decline. He's quite a good looking man, desu.
Also, nice trips.
