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What happens when I just don't eat?
ran out of money a couple days ago and have no food
You poo air
Starvation? You loose body fat, then muscle, then internal organs and then bone and then you die.
You'll basically go crazy and if you still manage to go without food you'll get really sick and might end up dying.
The book "Hunger" by Knut Hamsun depicts this pretty well.
comfy feels thread
>chilling in a bar at a table on fridays and saturdays with a beer listening to local bands play
>being surrounded by dozens of people chattering away
>just enjoying the atmosphere
>the bartender waves goodbye and smiles as you leave
>Summertime
>Laying in a hammock with a good pillow and a nice book
>Ambient music and birds singing
>Green shade from the trees around you
>A cold drink nearby
>>29571521
>Summer continued
>On a lake in a boat
>Sun shining full force
>The wind is just perfect amount of cool
>Hanging your hand over the water to feel the splashes
>Stopping the boat in the middle of the lake to swim in the clean water and climb back on
>After swim eat some sandwiches and soda in the sunshine
>>29571442
>Middle of winter
>Stay with some family near Swiss-German border
>Small town, totally quiet compared to inner London
>Sit next to the lake in comfy army winter jacket
>Breathe the clean air, watch the waves, relax.
Is relationship attraction usually mutual?
I always feel one person likes the other one less, vice versa.
Bump originality famalam check em
>>29571441
>mutual
mutual yes, but not necessarily always equal.
I've been in a few relationships, and some times yeah I was like "HAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOT GIRL IS LETTING ME FUCK HER" and other times I was like "Well.... she has a nice personality at least".
And I'm sure the girls felt the opposite about me. Hot girls were like "eh he makes me laugh" and the not-so-hot girls were like "mmmm what a cute boi".
Finding someone that is exactly your equal is quite rare. I tink onl Chads and Staceys get that because they're both conventionally attractive but also both borderline retarded so they're more or less equals.
>>29572102
>and the not-so-hot girls were like "mmmm what a cute boi".
I wish could at least experience this
> Chads literally play on easy mode.
Why is this allowed?
>>29571412
Don't worry comrade, the proletariat will pay for their crimes.
being chad still requires a bit of effort being female is easy mode
>>29571412
>Dan blizerian.
It's not chaddy to rent your pussy and your friends.
How the fuck do I not masturbate?
Pic related I need to fucking masturbate it's been almost 12 hours since I last did it and I'm horny.
To think, I wanted to go 40 days...
Different cures for different ages. How old are you?
Just do something else. Play vidya or go for a walk.
The first days are the hardest. Don't push your goals too high, start with not fapping for a week or three days. No shame in not going full on ironman in the beginning.
>>29571369
It's a tough battle, that's 4 sho.
How am I going to be treated in psych ward if I fail to kill myself?
With pills
>>29571431
This desu, I'm here for the same thing right now it's fairly comfy.
Can't cum when you're on antidepressants tho, choose wisely
>>29571352
It depends on the hospital. If you respect the rules of the place and the people who work with you there, you should be treated fine. The goal for people there is to make sure you and others are safe.
However, it also depend on what you want as far as treatment is concerned (medication, therapy, counseling, social work, rehab, etc.) and what they see suitable to provide for you, as it is up to them and how your situation is viewed.
I wish you the best of luck.
Which means she explains to me in detail her sexual fantasies and adventures. Sometimes even on her own accord.
ITT:
>you can guess what this female has done (sexually) that I know of, and I will answer "yes" or "no".
How deep does your knowledge of women's sexual fantasies really go? To what depths of depravity do women go when we let them? Test yourself here!
Background info:
I don't wish to fuck her and I have no romantic interest in her.
She is a fairly average looking girl that goes to college, like most girls these days do. She grew up in a single mother household and has an older brother.
Rape fetish
Being strangled
BDSM
>>29571331
Why would anyone care about some average girl somewhere?
This is total bullocks.
Being raped by chad
>don't have enough money to pay bills
>just ignore bills
Feels good man.
>>29571205
Lol is it really that easy?
>>29571296
>is it really that easy?
Yes
>>29571413
What about when the man comes round to bear you up for the money
Is there any time /r9k/ had a chance and missed it?
Last year in my senior year there was this really cute girl in some of my classes
She was a perfect 10, probably the nicest person ever, the most extroverted person you would ever meet
I was a 5, 6 on a good day, average looking guy with social anxiety
I never talked to her, eventually she developed feelings for me
And I would ignore every one of her advances, I have no clue why to this day
She would always smile at me in the halls if we were passing each other and she would always stare at me in lunch
Hell I remember we were walking out to the field in gym and I was walking alone and she comes up to me and asked me if I'm voting for her for school counsel and I just say "yeah" and she puts her fist out to fistbump me and I did then I walked away, she didn't look happy from that
Pic related is a tweet about me from her
Why, why would you miss it.
Fuck! I feel like shit now. If I would ever get such a chance even with a 4/10 I'd take it and make sure I never lost it.
Jesus... How long ago was this? any chance left?
>>29571307
I don't really know why I didn't go for it
It was a year ago, and she goes to the same uni as me but I never see her
>>29571347
Message her late one night saying "you up?" and just go from there.
Why are roasties such whores?
>>29571155
I think that's a bot anon. I got similar messages, it asks you to go on some cam site "for my safety since I live alone" and the site asks you for card details.
>>29571155
That's a bot you poor, poor retard. Don't worry I feel for one of those roo.
>>29571155
Because society allows them to?
Just a reminder that everyone here is a self-centered hypocrite that will never become a better person in any manner, myself included.
I just don't want anyone feeling good about themselves just because they reached a new level of shitposting.
>amen
and those sad enough to not think so
>are fucking lost in the void
>projecting
I'm slowly improving myself and in ten years I'll be better than 90% of you eat shit op
>>29571105
bumping good thread
fuck all 'robots'
How do I get such a girlfriend?
>>29571098
Be at least 200cm or you'll be a manlet next to her.
>>29571443
>tfw exactly 201cm but still no tall gf
>>29571443
I may not quite be 200cm but I'm 20cm where it counts
So...What's your career/plan for a career?
Age 26 currently:
I'm currently on a path in college to be a licensed Registered Nurse, to one day be employed as an RN in either a pediatric clinic, or as a neonatal nurse. One day I'll hopefully become what's called a Nurse Manager.
My ultimate aspiration is to pursue my entrepreneurial ideas, hopefully within the first two years of being an RN I'll use that money to fund my ideas to eventually get rich and retire early. If that doesn't work though, then my backup will be the RN path.
You?
>>29571080
>2nd year medical student
I'm looking forward to you and your fellow RN's encroaching my profession, appropriate white coats, and declare "nurses know just as much as doctors".
I think that got my hostile faggotry out of the way. Good luck to you, what's your entrepenurial plan?
>>29571141
>Good luck to you, what's your entrepenurial plan?
I have quite a few. I want to start with the basic ones that'd be the most attainable first...If/when these are a success, I'll then go with more ambitions ones. The ones I want to start with though are:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1DLUFTq9Le0jR7FOEAJptRd-ootqtO_l05qfGsnRI07U
and:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1FfljWxgPuORgXIgpXa9qlf9J1f1McUElIuwSyjK_348
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1WoBw45CTziit7EXX8rxbWi-yDmDlm0d4eKHdqJKJo-Q
>>29571080
>30 year old college dropout and 2-year NEET with about 100$ in life savings
Fuck it, I'm somehow going to become the next Skrillex/Rick Rubin/Hans Zimmer before I'm REALLY old.
I spent well over a decade fucking around in programs and part-time courses about all sorts of bullshit that I hated and wasn't very good at. The only thing that brought me comfort and joy throughout those years, besides drugs, was music.
I don't know why it took me so long to figure out that I should bee myself and follow what I enjoy. Probably because I was already pushed forward into the generic education machine straight out of high school and could only focus on one assignment and one test at a time instead of focussing on what I was good at and what I wanted.
>W-will you g-go to church with me anon?
>>29571058
hell no you crippled cunt
I will when god blesses the church with some ac
Every time I was ever dragged to church the building was hot as hell
>>29571058
By the 10th time you make this thread she'll sound like fucking porky pig
So the rape-matress girl just won an award for her courage.
How does that make you feel?
>>29571022
You mean false-rape matress girl?
>>29571022
I'm proud of her
Didn't they prove she wasn't raped or assaulted through text logs
