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>tfw looking at myself in the mirror and thinking "even I wouldn't have sex with me"
It would be a little bit gay desu, but yeah, me too. I would have to REALLY like myself.
>>29571815
I finger my asshole every night
>>29571815
>tfw looking at myself in the mirror and thinking "even I would have sex with me, why dont I have a gf?"
why are forums so much shittier then 4chan?
4chan is fucking horrible
>conceited people using anonymity to lower overall posting quality i.e. i trol u
>implying 4chan has any redeeming factors what so ever
wewwwwwwwwwwww laddy
I guess it depends on the forum. I go on Facepunch
Man interviews Arabic woman about her cloak
https://youtu.be/r6y0fB5waHc
>>29571808
Christ, she really does look sexy doesn't she?
>>29571808
This made me uncomfortable. My first impulse was thinking "Typical rude American not respecting other peoples space!". Then I opened is channel and realized it is THAT guy. And then I got really fucking angry when I saw that the autistic survillance camera man has a girlfriend.
>>29571808
Seriously you're a fucking retard emulating behavior you don't understand.
You're not being ironic. You have no message. You suck.
I have high blood pressure (not a fatty). Can someone rec me a dinner that won't help kill me am very hungry
>>29571800
Salty milk and coins.
Also nice dubs.
>>29571800
Low sodium
no caffeine
no alcohol
try some meditation and drink chamomille tea
also steer clear from stuff that you know makes you angry.
have a grilled chicken breast, a spinach salad with red onion, carrots, toasted almonds, dried cherries and a balsamic vinaigrette. have a sweet potato with it with a little earth balance and pepper.
Here let Mommy make you something...
HNNNNNNNNGGGHHHUUUUUGHHHHUUUUUGHH
There's a nice healthy meal that should fill you up!
>tfw you need food
You'll poo air if you don't eat anon
>>29571796
funny enough, i have to go now
triggered
>>29571749
It's a funny feel.
I don't know this board's fascination is with oregano. It's not even that good of a plant and I avoid putting it on anything. Now stop advertising it.
>>29571706
Nice meme. Here, my most precious (you)
>>29571727
please also give me a (You), I haven't had one in over a week
>>29571784
Make your own thread, you don't deserve his (you)s
Would you femanons be able to lick an ice-cream that has another woman's period blood on it?
If you can't, then how can you expect robots to want to date non-virgin women?
It's pretty much the same thing.
>>29571703
THIS AGAIN.
Damn this is stupid.
I wish robots would care about actual issues instead.
>>29571703
>Would you femanons be able to lick an ice-cream that has another woman's period blood on it?
no probably not
>If you can't, then how can you expect robots to want to date non-virgin women?
i dont
>>29571828
Probably not is the same as probably. Get the fuck off my board you sick whore.
>tfw survived nofap day 1
>>29571701
why are you doing no fap senpai?
>>29571701
>doing nofap on holidays
Thanks God I live in the countryside, no social skills needed in summer
>>29571701
Congradulations anon!
Now... Why don't you reward yourself with a little fap session? Once a day won't do you much hard desu!
Just got my Neetbux.
What are some must buy games on steam?
I got it too. there's nothing to spend it on but beer. life is still shit. go ahead and waste it on games you'll never play though. Just buy beer delivered to your door and accept your new life of alcoholism.
Bad company 2 is 5 bucks and fun.
>>29571894
I don't now if my toaster can handle it
What could go wrong if I come out here and do acid?
>>29571644
your shoes could get wet
just remember to pack water, snacks, clothes and other fun stuffxannies are good if you need to abort
be safe
>>29571644
where is that my famalam
>>29571644
Lots of things.
Are you going alone?
Why do I mess up everything I fucking hate my life she talked to me all last week and she won't fucking text me back. Why do women play these stupid fucking games. I'm over it
>>29571630
You're pathetic and desperate
>man this girl isn't responding to my texts
>better send her 30 more
It's like you WANT to be a virgin
>>29571630
You, my man, need to put the phone down, take a big step back, and reevaluate your priorities.
Anyone else feel like they're going insane?
>It's a gangstalkers attempting to gaslight me thread
>>29571610
I can't tell if I have already went insane or not.
Is there any way to tell?
>>29571610
Me.
>unironically like kids' stuff and that's not even nostalgia
>laugh at retarded memes and jokes (such as Help Helpper)
>talk to self when no one's around
heh heh
so, r9k, I hear you like repeating digits!
Well, too bad!!
I am the Dubs Jew, and I came here to steal all of your cool digits.
Check em and cry goyim
>>29571569
Nice singles, greatest ally
>>29571569
heh heh
stole your 69, but now lets get to business, and watch me take your precious dubs
HAHAHA NONE SHALL STOP ME
post a Pepe I've never seen before
>>29571562
Have you ever seen this one?
>>29571589
no I haven't, that's a great pepe
anyone else got some rare and unique pepes?
>35 year old virgin
>go on first date ever with 34 year old
>she just stares at her phone the entire time and doesn't seem interested in anything i say
>think she doesn't like me
>decide not to call her again after
>she calls me a week later asking if i want to get together
She's just using me isn't she? How do I approach this?
>>29571551
How would she be using you? Take initiative and talk about socially acceptable things that you like and look interested in her.
>>29571551
Tell her thanks but no thanks.
I'd have stood up and left if a bitch wanted to spend the whole time on her phone.
>>29571582
Well we had absolutely no chemistry and she seemed to have very little interest in me since she was glued to her phone so I don't see why she wants to continue this unless she just sees me as an easy target.
