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ROASTIE HERE... ROASTIE THERE...
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I WANT A VIRGIN GIRLFRIEND, I WANT A FUCKING VIRGIN, GIVE ME A VIRGIN
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29575171
if you are over 15 then you will never find a roastie that hasnt already been penetrated
>>29575171
It doesn't matter even slightly who's a virgin or not. Just try to live a happy life, anon.
>>29575171
No honey, you are going to get an experienced used goods woman like me who likes inexperienced virgin guys like you =)
I feel like i cant focus on anything for more than ten minutes some days. Is there anyway to cure this without taking medication?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsGkk1GGw3w
even the medication doesn't cure it, it just downplays the negative effects temporarily. I have ADHD too so I know the feel. your best bet for achieving long lasting results is meditation.
Start practicing a musical instrument/singing.
Sooner or later you'll get into "the flow". From that moment on, everything will change.
Hey wageslave.
You are a cuckold, I'm not.
>>29575151
Christ, wagecucks really have been on the losing end of these battles, haven't they?
>>29575151
So... does posting this make you feel better or worse?
>>29575434
Please give me a rim job
I have a vagina how do I get beta orbiters
>>29575081
r u in australia?
>>29575081
Wrap those pussy lips around me ;)
>>29575081
PLEASE BE IN MOSUL
Start tomorrow.
Tips for interacting with normies after so long in isolation?
What you're asking is the equivalent of asking ghetto niggers what consensual sex feels like.
>>29575075
it's insane being a NEET then going back and or to work. i remember people's faces looked extremely vivid and i felt like i was drunk. have fun.
keep eye contact and high five everyone in the mornings.
also don't raise your voice other people might think you are dangerous
How does /r9k/ feel about black women?
Most are terrible sub humans that subscribe to dindu culture.
I like my women like I like my tendies. Not overcooked.
>>29575070
R9k does not 'feel'. It's not a human being with feelings/emotions. It's an image board and so it cannot feel
>tfw it's really not like in the movies and nice guys do finish last and all the asshole guys who are jerks and mean get the hot nice girls and fucks them all
>>29575056
OHHH NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF GAS
woman see life differently
what a relationship to them is how other people see you as its mostly politicial financial shitshow .
maybe it used to be real but surely now its now
>>29575056
no one wants to work with and/or date a little beta introspective overly-emotional faggot
So I'm literally about to ask someone directly if they wanna fuck
Will it work?
Sgjjfjirufwfhuyr
>>29575044
Honestly man, the only way to find out is to ask.
>>29575044
The worst you can get is a "no" which is in practice what would have happened if you sperged out or keep being indirect
>one female lesbian friend
>only one that takes me out
>has normie cool friends
Posting from her car, beaded to drinking place with cool bros.
Am I a normie now? Ive known her forever, but until these past couple of months she takes me out to hop dome building and drinking with her other cooler friends. Is this good or bad? What do
>>29575011
>lesbian
kill her
>>29575011
its sink or swim anon, if you dont succesfully blend with her normie/chad friends she will eventually leave you out the group and youll have to come back here like the rest of us. dont fuck this shit up anon its likely your only chance at having friends
>>29575074
I usually don't blend with the chads, but she dosent leave me behind. Ever. Its weird
Do girls find guys who draw attractive? I know I'm conventionally good looking and "cute", so looks aren't my issue.
My oneitis always seemed intrigued by my art and would talk to me about drawing in general. She loved everything I drew even if I thought it was shit.
But I haven't drawn for a few months and hardly hear from her anymore.
Yes, i don't know what it is but personally i find it attractive, maybe because you invest a a lot of time into one thing and keep focus to it till you complete the drawing but other than that, yes.
I started painting with acrylics a few weeks ago and I love it takes my mind of things but I realized im a loner loser and I have no one to show my artwork to,sucks
girls like guys who seem special and who they can get close to and pretend to also be special.
Reminder that EVERYTHING in the world started going downhill in 2004 and became super duper gay
2004 was when normies started using the internet.
>>29574975
nah, 2006 or 2007
2004 still gives off the comfy early 2000s vibe mostly
This again, senpai?
>meeting trannies from 4chan
Is this a good idea? I'm tempted.
are you russian? if yes then no if no then yes
>>29574973
yes anon im sure you will have a splendid time
>>29575000
I'm scared I'll lose my straight card though
Why am I so obssed with the female asshole?
Is this this normal?
prrrrrt...ffff...
>>29574949
Yeah it means you ascended over the plebejans attration to pussy.
The anus is the gentleman's pussy.
>>29575066
but farts and poo come out of there
Besides color?
One tastes like your dad. The other your mum's lover.
No, people just like the contrast in porn.
yes but as long as your not a pencil-dick asian it doesn't matter.
Care to get comfy? Let's do this right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRg8Rme0HE0
Yes I need a comfy thread right now.
I wanna be the guy that lives here
>get home to this scene after a long day of work/school
>have the next few days off and an empty house
>snow is supposed to fall heavily soon, need to get inside before the storm starts
>regardless, your favorite takeout is on they way and you have beer in the fridge and a new bottle of your favorite liquor by your computer
>your computer chair/comfy chair is facing the large windows, so you can sip on your favorite drink/eat/browse your favorite boards/watch a movie as the snow gets heavy
this would be my ideal retirement spot
![3073_THUMB_IPAD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1CWGvfQ.jpg "3073 THUMB IPAD[1]")
