>tfw you will never be 15 and aimlessly ride bikes around the suburbs getting high and adventuring with your few close friends again
>tfw coming back to one of our houses and playing guitar hero and halo 3 for hours on end
>watching classic youtube like Baloonshop
>having a pool party in the summer and getting drunk for the first time when friends parents are away
>>29577564
>getting drunk for the first time when friends parents are away
Wait this really happens to people when they are teenagers?
I thought it was just a meme from movies.
I got drunk for the first time at University, and even then it was only a little drunk on beer. Going full vodka is scary, some people always end up dead after having too much and passing out and choking on there vomit.
>>29577564
Found the sheltered suburban faggot.
>tfw you will never be 15 nervous as hell about to do your first stick up in the parking lot again
>your gf will never be 14 again
Do you guys really want a GF?
How many women have you spoken to in the last two months? you don't really think you'll get a gf without speaking to women, do you?
i can dream lad
Nah.
I just want to be kind to someone who cares about me and help that person realize his or her dreams. In this case it's a her, my ex, who came back in my life. I loved having sex with her, going on dates, and so on. We still go on dates and she's become increasingly touchy. But this time I'm not so concerned with sex or returning her "I love yous." I'm realizing that it's important to try to see the world from her perspective and, even when we have slight disagreements, communicate in a way that helps her grow. That's the end...
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>>29577543
Not really. I just kind of hate that everyone else has one.
Anyone wanna take in a homeless tranny
>>29577520
What happened?
orig
Only if you won't kill me or rape me.
>>29577520
What c0untry?
Can we make it, robots?
This is a very serious question. This is not about whether we will make it, find a woman to love, have kids, and so on, but it's about CAN we make it if we try?
I know, I know, muh genetics, muh height, muh face, muh dick, and so on, but let's say a guy works out, gets a perfect body, and works hard to become very financially successful.
Is it then possible for us to find a woman of our dreams and start a family?
Assuming we work hard enough, is it feasible?
I personally think it is. Even with an ugly face, working...
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I'm never going to make it because I don't want to make it. Fuck it, man. Who the fuck wants any of that shit anyway.
>>29577551
>Who the fuck wants any of that shit anyway.
>Who the fuck wants a wife and kids anyway.
I do
>>29577495
>gets a perfect body
What part of "muh genetics" do you not understand?
Most women don't even care about muscles, it's literally shit like height, and bone structure and voice. They know when you're desirable and when you're not. They're merciless.
How long does it take to get over the fact that a man (possibly black) stuck his dick in my girlfriends vagina without a condom, and splooged inside her while she squeezed him tight as she moaned in pleasure telling him "I love you" as they went to sleep?
I was unable to erase the disgust I have from non-virgin women, but I tried to look past it, and date her anyway, its been 2 years and I'm still disgusted. I'm even reluctant to have sex at times. And sometimes I cry myself to sleep.
How do I convince myself that it's okay that a man...
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Bait but ill bite
Your a beta cuck because you don't have the mindset of being a cock in the carousel. Her history doesnt if you dont settle with her. Nothing wrong with doing what chad does.
So just fucking ignore it all. Why the fuck are you trying in a game you obviously are going to lose.
>>29577491
I know it's bait but responding because discussion.
You should've had more sex as a teen, this will be the feel forever as you're an adult dating other adults who have all had a few sexual partners. If you had more virginal innocent sex back as a kid you wouldn't fetishize it so much now, you'd understand that most people follow a similar sexual development.
The cock carousel doesn't exist unless you're dating some fraction of the bottom of what's available in...
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What makes girls in glasses so appealing?
I'm no fag, of course I find it attractive, I'm just wondering why a fucking appliance literally made for physically handicapped people can make a girl more attractive to lots of people.
>>29577490
They just do mane.
>tfw you will never have a gf with purty glasses
White Bread
Black girls in glasses are honestly the hottest fucking thing.
Half year ago I when I was eating shitty instant noodles and hearing my brother screaming on the xbox live I decided I would change my life because I hated it
everything I tried I failed, uni, job, gym, instruments,learning to drive, everything
Today I had to eat shitty noodles again, and my brother is still screaming on the xbox live, and I still hate my life
>>29577416
why is viper in the hospital? he doesn't look good at all, is he gonna be ok?
>>29577416
Do you give up after you lose one life on Super Mario? Then why do you give up when you lose in real life?
Try again. Fail again. Keep trying and failing until you succeed. That's the game of life my friend.
>>29577416
Most of that stuff, the only way to fail is to stop trying, so you fucked up.
How do i get a MILF gf? Will they ever want a robot like me?
I met mine playing word games on my phone. she lives 5 hours away so we only see each other a few times a year.
>>29577412
You can't get anyone to like you, that's why you're here. Milfs are just older women, and women don't want pathetic beta cucks like you unless you pay them to endure you.
le kys
Either be a guy their age who is into beer and harley-davidsons or some stupid shit, or if you're 20-something be Chad.
anon, you have only one life
how old are you? 18? 20 something?
all time is lost, and you can never make up for lost time.
21
time is eternally present
lost time is an illusion
25, I'm afraid to live
28. work part time barely able to stay afloat. parents are past hoping for me. all of my hope is gone too. no motivation.
Why do beta males go out of their way to be subservient to women and their madness even though they're getting the same short end of the stick that we are (arguably even worse) while Chad takes all the spoils?
>Chad has sex
>didn't want to use a condom because of the reduced sensation, the girl forgot to take her pill that one time and was so caught up in the moment that she didn't think about it until after the deed was done
>they freak out and he tells her to abort, but there's no abortion clinic within 200 miles and her parents are devout Catholics
>Chad is now paying for a 5 minute mistake for 18 years, for a child he cannot legally undo
>scrubbing the floor for paychecks for the rest of the foreseeable future in order to not go to jail
>threw away his future for a few seconds of sex
>beta guy doesn't have sex
>goes to college and has a nice and stable career in a high paying profession
>gets married to a virgin qt
>make a happy family living the good life
Chad is now a janitor working for the same company Beta is now the Chairman & CEO of.
>>29577613
>being this bluepilled
real life doesnt happen like this
>>29577915
You're right. Chad gets people feeling sorry for his baby mama situation and one of his many contacts hook him up with a job.
The beta male eventually settles for chads scraps as a wife, and tries to get a job with his degree. But he doesn't have enough expirence to get a job straight away, or connections, so he ends up settling for temporary work scrubbing the floor of chads office. Overhears one day the things chad did with his wife ("oh hey you're married to Sally! She's really gives...
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Hold me guys I'm having an anxiety attack
>>29577344
there there anon it will be ok
>>29577344
I'll hold your dick/vagina
>>29577344
>Hold me guys I'm having an anxiety attack
*holds you*
>"haha yeah"
>adds nothing more
>"haha yeah"
Me when responding to normie small talk even if it's out of place
haha yea hunny I had 2 poopoo
Thats the signal that you must forget all about her. Do not attempt to engage in further conversation.
Guys I need a new bed. My one rn has a hole in it it sucks so much. What do you recommend as a good bang for the buck? Memory foam, pillow top, spring, latex top, etc. I live in Tempe, AZ, so think about what I can get local.
Have you tried fucking the hole?
>>29577370
No but I do fuck the place between the mattress and bedstand sometimes. I stick a "fief", a kind of home made pocket pussy into it and proceed to hump. Also, I got the memory foam. Less squeaky sounds when I jump!
>>29577512
I do that too. Plastic baggies and olive oil work good too. You put the olive oil in the plastic baggie and then put the baggie inbetween the mattress, fold over the uncomfy ends and hump away
>Tragedy as four-year-old girl who survived Amtrak crash that killed her entire family wakes up and asks for her mother
>Steve and Christina Miller were killed in train vs car crash Sunday
>Daughters Abigail, 6, Kathryn, 2, and eight-month-old Elliana also perished
>Their daughter Heidi was the sole survivor and is now in stable condition
>She reportedly woke up in hospital Monday asking for her mother
>Relatives have yet to tell the young girl what has happened to her family
>Minivan was struck after it failed to yield to the Los Angeles-bound train
>There were 286 passengers on the train, none of whom were injured
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3662975/Tragedy-four-year-old-girl-survived-Amtrak-crash-killed-entire-family-wakes-asks-mother.html
>Minivan was struck after it failed to yield to the Los Angeles-bound train
>failed to yield to a fucking train
kid's better off
>driving your beautiful family of helpless toddler/infant daughters around
>smash your van into a train for kicks
Fucking roasties, why do we let them drive?
>>29577295
>Too stupid to stop for a fucking train
Normies, when will they learn?
would you ever consider a serious relationship with a feminist like pic related?
feminists are total whores in bed. they love to be called demeaning names and totally defiled. They know they are living a lie on the outside.
I speak from experience.
>>29577277
A few things.
One is I don't think I could get into a relationship with a girl who resembles taylor swift in any way.
Another is feminists are just hypergamous females who hate the idea of settling with a non movie star boyfriend.
Lastly, feminists will just cuck you and call it sexual liberation.
>>29577277
Her description seems really insufferable tbqh