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>no job
>Only a handful of friends
>No social media
>No girlfriend
>Attempt to appear social and outgoing during a party, even dressing the part with a flat brim hat
>Friend's gf laughs at me, thinks it's cute/funny to see me try to appear like an extrovert
>Probably because I'm a goofy lanky lookin fella
I wanna die. I wish I could get big but I can't ever commit to lifting. I'll always look like a skinny beta.
>>29579434
I know that feel
>6'4
>170lb
Currently eating ~4k calories a day to try and just not be so gaunt. Don't even care if it's muscle or not - at this point I'd take chubby over bony skeletal.
>>29579434
>only a handful of friends
>handful
>of friends
Spotted the normie
>>29579607
The day my ass stopped hurting from sitting on hard wood was life altering.
if this was your girl, would you want her to be thinner? Would you r8 this chubby?
You're fat, OP. But you have nice tits
Looks hot, I'd have to see her face but top tier
>>29579424
I probably wouldn't give a fuck either way desu
>tfw only feel momentary relief from the suffering when I get a package in the mail
>tfw only consolation in life is listening to the same beloved tracks over and over again
>tfw when I'm dead I'll never hear them again
>>29579357
Know that feel bro
>something nice hapens, feel a glimpse of happiness
>moment later feel dull and shitty again
>>29579357
me too but its because I am usually not expecting any package and hope that it might be a bombthrax
My fellow robots, if all the lonely anons here hooked we could become gay normalfags and live successful, happy lives together. Not only that but we would be able to actively shun women and their bullshit altogether while still receiving the same benefits of sex and affection which seems a good deal to me.
Thus, I have concluded that it is in our best interest to be as gay as possible. Pic some what related: it's a kettle. I believe the kettle is phallic object and represents the robots sexual liberation and freedom from the roastie menace.
Guys seriously, if we all start sucking dick and every man ignores women completely they can't ruin our lives any more. Think about it.
>>29579356
OP for president 2016?
OP for president 2016.
>>29579356
Poe's law, fully.
I can't tell if you're part of the raid or trolling by pretending to be.
Fuck you, anyway.
This is what I find hard to understand about heterosexuals: when I ask them about their childhood sexual experiences almost all of them admit to doing gay shit with their friends and say that they liked it (after a few drinks, okay a lot of drinks) but then they don't want to take it any further because that's too gay bruh :^)
I think normalfags are so afraid of stepping out of line and what other people think of them that they confine themselves to being miserable. I mean, admitting to yourself that you would suck a qt boi off (or let them blow you) is still quite a big thing desu and I'm only just now considering guys as a sexual partner after talking to some cute anons and finding out they're actually nice people.
I'd be willing to bet that bisexuality is a lot more common in hetros and homophones than they would care to admit :^) Heaven forbid you do something sexual with the same sex and like it, you huge fucking faggots.
>always see people on 4chan and other places lament that girls were interested in them, but they were just too shy
>tfw you've never even had a girl interested in you in the first place
thats your fault
>>29579332
You're right, it was my fault I was born as a manlet with a baby face.
>>29579471
no, its your fault that you put out negative vibes
Asuka "Holocauster Tycoon" Soryu
>memengelion
>>29579302
Asuka "Y'all Gonna Panic When You See This Germanic" Soryu
Asuka "Cuck that Shinji fuck" Soryu
>women live longer than men
>>29579186
>they get to be really old slightly longer than me
how will I cope with this?
>>29579186
On average, a woman will live longer than a man all other things being equal. Also their statistics are altered by things like war, suicide, dangerous jobs, etm.
This doesn't mean women get a pass on living shit lives.
women's lives are basically over once they hit 30, no one wants them after that point
Do you know anyone offline who you suspect browses /r9k/?
I've met a few but I keep my power level under control. Can't mention 4chan in casual conversation
Considering I don't know anyone offline
No
>>29579164
This one guy I knew in high school perfectly qualified as a robot. I'd describe him, but I strongly suspect that he did and possibly still does browse and post here. The detail I will give out is that he had really long brown hair that actually looked nice and taken care of. I thought he was a girl when I first met him. The only person I ever talked to and got along with in high school. I miss that guy.
I know one person that browses /pol/ for sure. Wasn't too hard.
Is there something wrong me, /r9k/? I watch a shit ton of anime, masturbate every night and regularly read hentai doujinshi, but for some reason I can't ever fap to hentai anime. Something about it just turns me off. It takes me twice as long to cum to hentai as it does to 3D girls.
i never fapped to hentai anime, doesn't turns me on.
>>29579080
Seems like you actually realize that all hentai is meme-tier pornographic material. Congrats, you're not a MASSIVE weeb.
I blame the low production values.
Let's have a respectful debate/discussion about whether "God" (or "a higher power" or whatever you want to call it) exists.
What do you guys think?
Please let's keep this discussion respectful--but debate and critical thinking are encouraged! Don't expect to not have your beliefs questioned, but I ask that all posters please avoid personal attacks.
Can you prove that God exists?
No?
The burden of proof is on you.
He doesn't exist until you can prove that he exists.
Checkmate.
/thread
>>29579051
>Can you prove that God exists?
What is "God", really? I mean, what are we talking about when we discuss the matter?
Semantics is clearly a vital part of this discussion.
>The burden of proof is on you.
The burden of proof is on the person making a claim. I didn't make a claim, so I don't have any burden of proof. Also, no burden of proof is required to take an agnostic position.
>He doesn't exist until you can prove that he exists.
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
GOD IS DEAD
and who cares?
About to begin my journey as a wageslave tomorrow morning. If you're a wageslave, tell us about your job.
>>29578954
I hate my coworkers so much.
I do data/order entry for just above minimum wage
I absolutely fucking hate it and can't wait for it to be over
i used to be a busser for a faux-italian restaurant. pretty swanky, had to dress up in a suit and everything.
150 bucks a week. I got fired a montg ago because a coworker ratted me out. now back to square one with no money
>tfw you're depressed and listen to nothing but roy orbison for an entire month.
I know this roy feel
>>29578951
>Depressed
>Want something
You faggots don't circle jerk on soc anymore?
>>29579120
soc is full of traps. good thing there are none on r9k
How am I supposed to deal with not being able to grab ass/tits or penetrate a vagina?
It's extra irritating when I am around an attractive girl such as my cousin
>>29578888
masturbation/fleshlight/prostitute
jerk off until you stop caring
if you still care about women you haven't jerked off enough. just keep jerking off until it goes away
>tfw I had sex once and haven't had it since for the last three years
>tfw I no longer care about sex or getting a relationship.
Why do liberals have a love a love affair with Muslims?
>>29578869
Why don't conservatives realise that Muslims are living the theocratic, patriarchal dream?
>>29578869
They're not Christians AND they're brown. That's worth like a million not privilege points.
>>29578869
Liberals love to pick a group to enslave for votes. First it was blacks, then it was gays, then it was illegals, next was trannies, and now its muslims. Make no mistake though if they are forced to be pick between their new favorite pet they will always backstab their old favorites.
>there are people on /r9k/ who drive Normiecoups and Normiesedans and NormieSUVs
>there are so-called autists and frogposters who don't drive Robocycles
Why don't you drive a motorbike, /r9k/? You get to piss off Normie drivers, elevate your risk of dying young (and in a way that'll appear accidental), and save on gas.
Pic related - it's my Robocycle.
I can't afford the lessons or the license.
>>29578860
Because a regular bike is even cheaper and I never go far from home.
>>29579100
>>29579100
Where do you live?
MSF course here in Michigan was $25.
