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Just thought of a new game we could play. Find roastie cunts on okc who seem like shitty people, then catfish them with fake Chad profiles.
What say you, robots?
kek
I love the idea...
Jeez, just browsing these bitches' profiles makes me sick. Even when I'm being forgiving/diplomatic.
>>29580429
damn what the fuck happened to that chicks tits did she let out the air in her fun bags?
What caused you guys to give up?
I'll start
>15
>Mother always had psychological issues
>Up and blasts her head off
>Can't say I wasn't relieved but also scarred me and I can't understand why - Always hated how she treated my father
>Dad almost in shock as to what happened
>Sells assets and moves me and himself to the city
>Dad becomes alcoholic
>Can't stand new city kids
>Few days after I turn 17 I decide to drop out of school
>Dad doesn't know since he's plastered 24/7
>18 now and all of my old friends left for college
>Stuck in small apartment taking care of my father and selling the rest of our things off eBay
>Probably gonna follow my mom
>Will let you guys know
Simple, recurring incidents of misfortune.
I don't know how else to put it, I can admit that I am solely responsible. No placing fault or blame upon anyone else, place it squarely on me.
being in my late 20's and still being unemployed, uneducated, and still living with parents.
If I do get better I'll just be self-sufficient and alone. No one my age wants to be my friend because people my age are already married, have kids, have cool jobs, and have cool hobbies. I have done nothing interesting with my life.
"I just need you to go down on me until Chad comes over to dick me down. Make sure to give my butthole some attention and just edge me, I won't cum from you. You have to leave before Chad gets here."
Not with those feet
>>29580353
sorry anon, that would bring my purity score to a B+
>lick pussy
>Ignore ass
>stick it in anyways
Why haven't you gotten a sex doll yet? Guarantee you'd be a lot happier than trying to chase after roasties.
>implying I haven't gotten one
well, built.
Too poor to buy.
>>29580267
the good ones are thousands of dollars.
also I know they make loli dolls in Glorious Nippon but I suspect I'll be in for a bad time if I try importing one
>>29580267
>Why haven't you gotten a sex doll yet?
Anon
It's not about sex
It was never about sex
I just want some kind of emotional connection, or some kind of intimacy and companionship in my life
What career can I do in Australia? I'm shit at mathematics I keep telling myself I'll do something with my life I make excuses and just say next year and I've been doing that for 3 years now and I'm turning 20 in a few weeks and it's finally daunting on me I better do something soon.
something with boats and ocean?
be a ac technician
>tfw live in city that is ranked the hardest place in australia to find work
Okay, so I'm in my mid 20s and decided to finally enter the social media shit by starting off with Instagram
If I just add friends and family alone, I'd probably only get 10-15 at most. How do you get a bunch of Instagram followers?
Will girls think I'm a beta for having a small amount of followers?
Stfu normie why do you want a billion followers
>>29580289
I just want to break 100
>>29580236
Fuck this generation
Behold!
I just finished putting together a website that converts YouTube videos to webms. Any body want to try it out?
youtubetowebm.com
>>29580135
sounds kinda too good to be true
i'll be the cuck here and just wait for you other bots to wade in the waters
>>29580166
What do you mean? It takes the url to a YouTube video, and a start time, and a duration, and creates a webm of the clip.
So if you wanted to get a webm file of a YouTube video between 1:20 and 1:30 you'd give it the url, the start time in seconds (80) and then the duration (10).
Try it!
>>29580209
Seems simple enough I guess, why not
Tfw I go to NA meetings just to pick up junkie sluts
Me too but all I want is a nice boy
a guy I Know from highschool does that and tries to get them hooked on drugs again. I think he is a piece of shit and shouldnt be allowed to live the happy life he does. hes a shithead junkie low life. but im a frog poster so whatever
That's fucked up op, tell us more
>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>goalie is choking back tears
>posting an "original" greentext on a board for "original" posts
Why do people think reposts and established memes are funny?
This board is supposed to be for original content and discussion.
>>29580130
>being a tripcuck on an anonymous imageboard
How would you describe yourself based on what people say about you?
Im
>Strong
>Autistic
>A jerk
>Crazy
>Lazy
>Smart
>Never care about anything
>Cold
>Dense
Of course, most is not true. But Its important to pay attention to what they say about you.
What about you?
>>29580092
>Really smart
>No patience for fools
>KIND TO ZE ANIMALS
>Hardworking
>Introverted
>Could be replaced by an alarm clock and no one would notice
>Alright
I think they're more right than not.
>too nice for my own good
>Buy things for people too much
>Loud
>Annoying
>Ugly
>quiet
>loud
>annoying
>funny
>not funny
>fat
>skinny
>lazy
>crazy
>smart
>immature
>mean
>nice
idk, that's what I've been called, most is contradictory so I don't take it too seriously really.
>you will never fight to the bitter end with a fellow robot
>you will never toss him a magazine and laugh as you stain the walls red with the blood of normals
>you will never stomp a stacey's face with your boot until it is an unrecognizable pulp
>you will never gun down chads as they try to play hero
>you will never tell your robot comrade how much he meant to you as you both commit suicide before the police knock down the door
its so sad but one day i want to do it so bad or serial killing
>>29580074
did they fug? this is important
>>29580074
threadly reminder that the bombs didn't go off:^)
Tonight I found out my son, Jet Neptune (the one you know as hack_blastard) has joined the military... My wife and I suspected he would do this the whole time.
Most parents would be proud right now... IM TERRIFIED... I'm not sure if my son realizes that America is the most destructive, intrusive, invasive, corrupt country on Earth. I'm not sure if he realizes that all of our battles are evil, and we are fighting and non-existent enemy that we actually created in order to throw a presumed 'holy war'.
I'm not sure if he realizes Osama Bin Laden was actually a CIA operative, and there is no such thing as Al-Qaeda or ISIL, rather it is actually called the Mujahideen, and we created it in 1979 to throw Russia out of Afghanistan over an oil pipeline...
I'm not sure if he realizes that terrorism was called asymmetrical Warfare when we trained Bin Laden and his Mujahideen how to use it to overthrow the Russians...
I'm not sure if he realizes how much I love him, and how concerned I am about his future now... (I'm very very proud of him but now I'm even more worried about him)
What would you tell YOUR son right now if you were me ?
Damn nigga
That's some shit
Oh boy, here we go agaaaaaaaaaainn
GOOGLE 'TIM OSMAN'
we did NOT kill him
I'm 22 but I am still a kid
>I watch old cartoons that I used to watch as a kid on a daily basis
>I don't want to talk about sex or fucking.
>What I trully want is play hide and seek
>I don't want to work
I can't accept the fact that I'm 22. I shaved my entire body and got rid of any chest/leg/arm hair just so I feel more like my kid-self from the past.
Whenever I look at a woman all I see is her from the past when she was and now she's an adult who's forgotten her true self.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE AN ADULT
I DO NOOOOOOOOOT
Do you also shave your sphincter hair? Like that's really hard.
>Whenever I look at a woman all I see is her from the past when she was and now she's an adult who's forgotten her true self
Hits hard
>>29580068
Of course but I do admit it's hard
I like girl smell a lot, and I try to simulate it by buying soap and sniffing it while I masturbate.
Doesn't work that great. Is there something better I can buy? It needs to smell realistic.
You'd probably be better off with a fragrance. Might be a little more pricey, but I don't think soap will cut it.
>>29579944
Steal girls' worn panties.
Buy used panties faggot.
What is your desire, anon?
>>29579923
I want to cuddle with someone
Originalio
>>29579923
I want to be little spoon and cuddle all the time.I like feeling safe
I want $100.48
