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Do you have really virile sperm, /r9k/? If so, you might have a chance.
as an antinatalist I am appalled
>>29585144
I am very impressed. He is one of the most successful men in terms of biology - life itself- alive today.
He is the closest equivalent to ghenghis Khan.
I'd like to become like him although I would not like to be publicly known for it.
My dream would be to some day fuck one of my hot daughter's whom I had never met before.
How does he sell that? He's not the best looking is he? Virgin until 34 so he must have some problems. Why do women want this guy's sperm so bad?
Even if his sperm are extremely potent they could just fuck Chad however many times it takes. I don't understand
Does anyone else feel like not living?
I don't mean dying but I feel like life doesn't really matter since it's just atoms really.
>>29585124
>life doesn't really matter since it's just atoms really.
I love this, it's like retards first philosophy
>>29585143
How is that philosophy? We're really just a more complex chemical reaction
>>29585124
kinda makes you think
>girl I haven't seen in years invites me to her fancy art exhibit
>I think fuck it, why not, get spiffy and hit the city
>kinda chilly out, better wear my gloves
>see her again for the first time in years, first thing she does is talk shit on my gloves in front of everyone
>no hello, nice to see you again, thanks for coming to my show, just rips on my gloves in front of all these people I don't know
>another guy in the room is wearing a Santa hat and sunglasses
>she's still shitting on my gloves
>10 minutes later she suddenly falls down and has a seizure on the floor
>the whole room is stunned in silence
>stack a bunch of free snacks on my plate and leave
>>29585091
post your gloves bro
Good on you mah man.
Post gloves.
>>29585091
gloves or gtfo
So how many of you have a suicide note lying around on your computer somewhere?
Only the edgy teenagers leave suicide notes OP.
>leaving a suicide note
>>29585102
>>29585139
Not OP, here.
What if I want my parents to know the reason why I chose to end my life? It's not about writing something edgy ("depression sux!!!"), it's about giving an explanation so the people who love you will suffer less.
Guys, you should stop judging, seriously.
YOU'RE NOT REAL ADMIT IT
THIS ISNT REAL
THE WHOLE WORLD IS JUST A DELUSION OR LONG-RUNNING ELABORATE RUSE TO TROLL ME
YOU'RE NOT REAL
ADMIT IT YOU FUCKS
TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH ALREADY AND WAKE ME UP FROM THIS LONG SHITTY NIGHTMARE
TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH
TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH
TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH
TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH
TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH
TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH
PLEASE
Why couldn't I realize it earlier, there is truly nothing more to life except for myself. I can't be sure if even this computer exists. I have always been alone from the beginning, this is my story so it would be only correct to end it as only I know
>>29585294
>this is my story
eiii senpai, this is our story
>stick finger under foreskin
>feel all the dampness and smegma in there
>take a big whiff of it right after
feels good being uncircumcised
>stick finger in bellybutton and sniff
Both disgust, and sweet relief
its so fun to play around with a foreskin using your mouth
putting your tongue under it and licking the head, gently biting and kissing it
mmmmm
>>29584984
Doesn't really smell like anything for me. You know what I like to do, though? Fap like five times in about 6 hours, then stick my hand down in the crease where your thighs connect to your crotch and smell the sweat down there. Nice and musky.
>see one of the omegle threads
>go on r9k omegle
>only blackboxes
a-am I really that repulsive?
Why couldn't you post this in the omegle thread? Stop attentionwhoring, normie scum
>>29584973
It was a while ago Anon.
>>29585005
Delete your shit thread
No one cares
Whats the point of anything /r9k/?
original
>>29584943
To drink the sweet nectar lovingly poured by a tame Samoan.
>>29584943
The only purpose of life is that it ends
>>29584943
there is none. do whatever makes you happy. if you find out that what you're doing no longer makes you happy, do something else that makes you happy.
>foolishly post my email in a /soc/ thread years ago
>It's the only search result thanks to board archives
>Forever panic that I'll have to change my primary email of someone ever even searches for it for any reason
>Learn yesterday fggts.jp went down with no backups
>Email address purged from the internet again
Feels good , reminder to never post your details online, also post similar feel good stories if you want
>>29584874
Had the exact same thing happen with my Skype. Felt like I dodged a bullet when archive.moe tanked and a swath of posts several months wide was lost.
>>29584874
I want Nico to be my gf.
>not creating a throwaway email/skype
What's wrong with you?
>accidentally click on /soc/
>sausage fest
>catfish
>4 or 5 good cam whores
>Chad circlejerk
>sluts threads which is probably all guys
How do you even accidentally click on it? I had to actively search to find it.
Thank god for that board though, think what /r9k/ would be like without it.
>accidentally click on /s4s/
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere in Canada with free room, board and food for working on the farm I live at.
I need to make 400 dollars by August from the Internet somehow; what are some ideas?
I'm trying to get to New York City to have some fun for the first time. I'm always alone and sad.
I have a guitar I really love, but might sell at a pawnshop but other than that I'm not too sure.
What do you guys think?
>>29584842
i live in NYC. have you done your research on how expensive everything is? you don't want to end up sucking dicks to get back home. what exactly do you plan on doing here?
>free
>for working
anyways, if you love the guitar sentimentally, not just it works exactly how you want, I'd suggest selling it as only a plan B or C+.
and I bet you won't like nyc that much in the end anyways, just a guess
>>29584866
I've saving up a big lump some. me and a partner will be road tripping to see all of the big spots in the US.
I'm really excited for Roswell even though I know it's a tourist trap.
I'm killing myself today and I'll be jumping off of a building. If that's not available I'll be jumping off of a viaduct as plan B. I'll be doing it in the evening
Do charcoal-burning suicide instead. Best method. Google it.
>>29584798
You only get one life, there is no afterlife. If you're serious please do not kill yourself. life is worth living, you just have to look for the meaning. if you find no meaning look closer and search. but never give up. if you're not serious fuck u.
>>29584798
I remember in San Francisco a window washer fell off the 11th story of a building, fell through a car and lived.
My point? Humans are resilient as fuck. If you're going to die, make sure you do it right, because nothing is worse than a failed suicide. Nothing.
Does 4chan just hate circlejerks because they are the rejects?
>>29584771
Sure is lonely in here OP :3 have a (you) free of charge
>>29584771
4chan has multiple people that browse and post. Some like some thing, and 2 of those retards spill their autism into threads about stuff that other people like. Those people immediately shit on the autists, find the source, and shit all over it in return. Circlejerking is fine, just ask /pol/ about the kikes. It is when your circlejerk is autistic or gets pushed into other threads or it becomes a forced meme that it becomes a problem.
>>29584771
Are people supposed to like circlejerks?
I feel like my boyfriend is embarrassed of me because I'mblack.He gets pissed at me if I ask him to hold hands in public or so
>>29584769
Confront him about it. If he's embarrassed to have a black girlfriend, he sounds like a major douche.
>>29584884
there is a hook in your cheek anon
He should be.
i think i am a robot. hi.
>>29584752
why do you think that?
fingered your anus and felt wires?
>>29584752
lololuolololololololol
One of the funniest things on 4chan Ive ever seen; perfection, that god damn face liolololololololololol
>>29584766
yeah how did you know?
