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Hello, ladies and gentleman! It is I, the great... NEET Magician!
Today I'm going to use my special NEET magic powers to summon a RAGIE WAGIE.
Are you ready?
On the count of 3, he'll appear in this thread.
1
2
3!
Abracadabra!
>>29586526
Fuck you, you parasitic NEET scum
Atleast I contribute t society!!
R-right guys?
>>29586526
Thiswas a successful trick. Bravo.
>>29586539
>>29586526
Oh wow, ladies and gentleman, what a great show!
>*Round of applause*
Next up we have the famous NEET jazz band with a whole hour of smooth jazz!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ30w9R3XEY
Our resident wagecucks will be serving drinks shortly.
Anyone else ever walk around the street looking at boobs and imagining what color/shape their nipples are?
>>29586483
always.
theres this one chick at school with a pretty nice tit shape kind of like a water drop on a glass pane
>>29586483
All the time.
Someday I'll work up the balls to actually test my hypotheses
I try to correlate on how far a girl is = saggy tits.
Sometimes i see nice big titties, but can tell they are saggy due to way a girl pushes them. Othertimes, i see a skiny girl with like seems like mosquito bumps; but wonder if shes hiding round perky knockers. Unfortunately, my research has concluded that there is no corrolation between nipple color & lip color. Guessing a girls nipple color proves difficult. However, i have found a method to accurately estimate a girls saggyness/perkyness.
What do people even do at parties?
Original question
>>29586428
eat drink talk
>>29586604
do they really eat? and what do they talk about, i've been invited to a party next week and I dont know what to do. plus i always drink alone and have never drunk around others before.
>>29586428
from the one party i went to in high school
>get drunk and use that as an excuse to be an asshole or a slut
>listen to loud music that you won't like
>pretend to be cool
you'll have loads of fun
Why haven't you learned the wonders of a boys body yet anon?
Boys don't want me either, plus I don't think I'm actually gay because despite being fine with cock, I'd only want a semi-passing tranny.
>>29586412
because brainwash
>>>/lgbt/
Stay there and never leave
>meet qt girl somehow
>go to her house meet her parents
>calls me her bf
>do lots of fun activities together
>genuinely happy for once in my life
>wake up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE FUCK YOU BRAIN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>29586406
Don't worry anon, it's okay, we're always here for you.
>>29586429
ITS NOT ENOUGH I WANT TO TALK TO A QT GIRL REEEEEEEEEE
>>29586406
I felt general sadness for you man, i know this feel aswell.
Robots,
It had come to my attention that more and more Normies are posting and lurking in our board, and they haven't been Blackpilled yet.
Your mission is to find these Normies, give them the pill and convert them.
Good luck Robots, the Mechanical Lords are watching over you.
Ay ay ay
The Normies are coming, the normies are coming!!!
Check my dubs
Eggy is a failed normie who is climbing into full normy status. Has/had GF, works full time job, supports himself.
He is literally not a robot.
>>29586310
It's morphin' time!
"Why do you sound like a foreigner, anon?"
T-thanks for pointing it out, friend.
I have it too senpai, I unironically been told I have a porn star's voice.
everyone abroad always loves my german accent, but i always have to hide it anyway because i dont want other germans to recognize me.
ive learned to pull of a really good australian accent.
i try to sound too much like a real britbong and when i do that it just ends up sounding really funny and like i constantly have something in my mouth, some don't even understand what i'm saying at all
>Dude I'm honestly sorry for the shit that happened in school. I'm not going to try to justify it or say it wasn't bad or something, I shouldn't have done that stuff and it went way too far. I understand if you don't want to forgive me but I'm sorry.
A chad that bullied me in high school sent me this through facebook, what should I do /r9k/?
>help me get laid and I'll forgive you
>>29586204
what if he's gayy?
>>29586170
Id tell him it's fine and you understand.
Or you can tell him how much of a wreck your life has been since then and you might become friends or something.
So Robots, you do realise that every time you post to this board you actually forfeit your title of robot.
Pic related.
Bite me.
Robots confirmed not real
LAZY SAD LOW ENERGY B8
>>29586169
>kewl
orignal
>>29586169
why
sdfihsidlf
New video fresh off the presses lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDaSEfZkiwM
>>29586137
How is he not fat yet?
>>29586380
that is the only thing he eats each week
>>29586137
hehe saw it this morning, i was invigorated by his anger about the slippy slidy burger.
Should I get a dog, /r9k/? I feel like I've got a lot of love to give, and I work from home and there's a pretty big park near me so looking after one wouldn't be a problem. What kind of dog would be good? Should I look for specific breeds or just head to the shelter/pound and see which one I seem to click with?
>What if they all reject me like everyone else?
Research which dogs are the healthiest. generally mutts are the hardiest, but you want to make sure its parents didn't both die from liver failure at age 3 with hip problems.
If you live in a hot area, dont get a dog with a thick coat like a Husky or a Chow, it's pretty much abuse.
Look up which dogs are easiest to train.
>>29586132
>What if they all reject me like everyone else?
animals never do that except if you treat them like shit. they are always honest and non-judgemental. thats why i like them so much.
>>29586132
>anon can literally get a puppy today and I can't
Where do I go to make friends or find a girlfriend? I'm turning 25 next week and the only thing I need to feel happy is a social circle, hell even talking to girls for training would make me feel better.
It just seems so hopeless, I go to the park 3 times a week and despite forcing myself to small talk I can't seem to connect with anyone.
>>29586120
Making friends after 25 is hard. By 30 if you haven't made at least 1 you most likely wont. But friends are really just a social construct anyway. Down here it's everyman for himself. A friend is just a way we BS ourselves. I've had more supposed friends stab me in the back than total strangers.
>>29586181
But I want to experience social activities, they make the depression go away, thing is I have been asocial for so long because of issues that I have trouble "plugging back in". I never even went on a date, I feel like I need that experience in my life.
>>29586238
where do you live?
(this has been said before)
>tfw no libertine bf
>tfw no wanton gf
>>29586118
Thanks, Doc.
I'm free!
tfw no autistic robot bf to play videogames with and cuddle up against
*blocks your path*
heh...going somewhere?
>>29586113
*teleports behind you*
heh.. no. but you are going somewhere; TO HELL
>>29586142
*dodges your punch*
you need...discipline...heh
*throws you up in the air and you land on my blade*
nothing personnel, kid
*wipes blade and sheathes it*
>>29586168
hah, that's all you can do??
it seems like you underestimated me, roach.
HOOOOO REGENERATINONOGINOJUTSU!!!
*blade wounds instantly heal as i run towards you at super speed throwing bunch of flaming kunais at you*
ive made a tinder as female and the result was quit impresive
>>29586098
>result was quit impressive
Well?
>>29586620
What you'd expect, probably.
All women on tinder only date Chads, so if you're a woman on tinder you can basically pick any average looking guy.
>>29586660
>you can basically pick any average looking guy.
did you impersonate an average/ugly girl or did you use a stacy pic
