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This is what's wrong with the world.
https://youtu.be/XQG-ibJIKsQ
>>29587071
nope, this is comedy gold from start to finish
>those teenager gyno titties
top kek, you can see he's insecure about it by his posture
>>29587071
originigger ooshtbhfam
Here's my plan
>Learn to develop apps
>Make money
>Buy the new Mx5
>Join the gym next month
>Actually go, rather than quit after 4 visits
>Travel the world in my Mx5
>Save up to buy a house
>Save up to buy a gf, if I don't find one during my trip around the world
>>29587051
trying to get good enough at art to get a job doing something in the field
>>29587063
Did you made this pic anon?
>>29587063
good luck anon
i used to be good at art, but i've lost all my talent after not doing it for 10 years
Rate my summer holiday in Thailand.
D
These girls were really into me, it wasn't just about the money.
>>29587050
butthurt asian """man""" or bebe detected
Those aren't girls, OP.
That isn't you, OP.
Someone explain to me why the two girls dont look like they're from the same ethnicity. Riht girl looks filipino
> literally "pepe: the movie"
so what's "feels guy: the movie" ?
>feels guy
Get off my board. Now.
>>29587035
>outing myself as a normie : the thread
>>29587035
at least correctly label 'feels guy' as wojack
jesus fucking christ
There are two colors of sadness. Do you feel black or blue?
I'm black and I feel blue.
>tfw double dose two tone depreshun
black because I am empty inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePcoregano
http://www.strawpoll.me/10609753/r
should i get an icecream?
if yes:please suggest a brand of icecream i should eat right now
hello please respond
bloxx
>eating icecream
>2016
Havent you heard robo-kun? Every normies these days are health conscious. And r9k are mostly normalfags
i just ate the icecream
it was a chocchip one and i enjoyed it a lot
>black guys are on average more fit and have bigger dicks than white guys
>asian guys are on average better educated and are richer than white guys
>b-but white guys can't be robots
>>29586862
>Asian guys and black guys are far more likely to be rejected and feared by women
LOL most women hate blacks and asians.
>>29586862
nobody says that but literal tumblr sjws. ignore them and theyll raid another board
>>29586995
asain guys get rejected because they are 5'4 on average and psychopaths and black guys are leagues ahead of asian guys
>Bullying robots for being fat
When will normies leave? Being an overweight male is the epitome of being unwanted.
fatlord here, never touched a female and i'm now 19 years old.
Will this soon end ?
>>29586806
you can always change, so, yes..
>>29586806
>19
Lol no. People instinctively hate fat people. The ride never ends.
What safety totem should I use to prevent myself from noticing hyperreality?
This is an emergency, please respond.
the AK-47
Buy a slinky, or a yo-yo, or take up juggling. Anything that distracts you from the tears at the edge of our existence.
Works for me.
>>29586789
Will a plastic slinky work, or do I need a metal one?
Oh fuck. I think it's starting.
Daily reminder, you fucking nerds:
>- Asian women are emotionless, cold and unempathetic. By contrast, white women, for all their faults, are actually more feminine. They're more compassionate, they're kinder, they're even more likely to do all that silly shit traditionally associated with girlishness like crying at romantic movies or whatever.
>- Asian women are materialistic. This is a fact. The standard defense of Asian women in this sector is to pretend that their materialism is some sort of shrewd future-planning to guarantee a good life for their children. But it's all bullshit. What they really want is an easy life with a Filipino nanny who actually does the job of raising the child while they fuck off to the mall with their friends and spend their husband's money.
>- Asian women are significantly less romantic. Their idea of "romance" is 1:1 correlated with the amount of capital you poured into the "romantic gesture". White women are actually appreciative of romantic gestures that show you pay attention to little things she likes, in other words, things that you put thought and care into.
>- Asian women are less dignified. They hide behind a veneer of caring about family and children, but they're quite happy to let their husbands cheat on them endlessly provided he provide them with the credit card to buy Vuitton's newest seasonal range every few months.
>>29586753
You're either a buttblasted white roastie or tiny dick asian man
Asian are better than white women. Period.
Do you actually believe there is any rationality behind yellow fever? Let alone robofags?
You have a lot to learn, my butthurt white roastie friend.
>>29586812
t. numales
Fucking race-mixing cuck.
who /hearing things/ here?
>just going through my day
>everything's all normal
>suddenly
>I hear music
>sounds familiar
>can't remember where I heard it
>don't know where it's coming from
>look for the source
>realize it's coming from in my own head
>then it hits me
>it's the fucking TDKR plane scene background music
That'a a big problemFor you
>>29586647
Can some people hear things like that? I wish i had the imaginations. My schizotypal cousin says he hears weird things all of the time out of the blue just in his own head, like suddenly he hears soft banjo strings in the distance or an elephant trumpeting, while all i can do is poorly replay songs i hear on my ipod, mostly just the lyrics.
>>29586698
It happens senpai. I've heard screaming, people calling my name, whispers. Outside voices that clearly are not my inner monologue, usually female.
I sorta understand why people bsck in the day would believe they hear god or something. No one really knew this shit was a disorder.
Not gonna green text it, also i'm a normie by your standards, but here it goes:
-Been working a shit job for jews
-We have this one little store in our office building in which the oneitis works, lets call her S
-One day, on shrooms finally managed to ask her out, she agreed, we go out that night and find out we have lots od common interests
-Start relation, all goes good except she keeps giving me signals from time to time that she wants a man, not a boy as a lover.
Fast forward 4 months later, she brokes up with me, even tho i walk past her each day i dont even look in her direction
-its been a month, cant stand the tension thata building up, WAt DO?
Help out a fellow wagecucked normie
>>29586619
>Not gonna green text it, also i'm a normie by your standards
Well aren't you special
>>29586619
>>>adv
no h8, m8, they just might help you better than /r9k/
>>29586619
Get shredded at the gym. Make her regret her decision every morning when you walk past her, but don't ever look in her direction again, make her come to you/call or text you first.
Thisis a thread wagecucks will miss out on since they're on their way to slavery
>>29586598
I start work at 17 faggot
>>29586598
afternoon shift masterrace reporting in
>>29586598
number of replies confirms
Can I get a comprehensive list of all the things black people invented and a comprehensive list of all animals that black people domesticated? Like the wheel, the pyramids, the spear etc. and like cats and other animals etc.
>>29586571
>spear
>wheel
>pyramids
What a poor fucking bait.
just look at medicine, maths, architecture... asians, muslims even indians and whites contributed a lot, niggers dindu nuffin.
I think they created the banjo.
I'm heading to a music festival for 5 days. Can we have a party feels thread?
I'll dump some
Feel dumplings
1/?
Feel dumplings
2/?
Feel dumplings
3/?
