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>tfw you will never have someone rub a mop on your tailbone
That's a tail
>>29592647
Op here I'm pretty sure it's a rag now actually
Why is milk dripping from her bellybutton?
>there arewomen who fail life on easy mode
How?
Spoiled daughters and coal burners.
Everything is a boys club. Yet robots fail at that. Why?
Because when you're life is ridiculously easy you never have the opportunity to learn from your mistakes. You keep doing stupider and stupider things because you always think man will buy you out of your troubles no matter what.
Then you come to and realize you're a heroin addict with 3 different STDs you can't even pronounce and are on your 5th abortion.
So at college I had a friend who seemed to think he was the biggest internet badass around. He would wear meme shirts, talk about green texts, talk about repeating numbers all the time, and say newfag almost everyday to random 11 year oldbkids around outside the campus.
I soon enough looked at his history and it was
9GAG FUNNY PHOTOS Search: 4chan
iFunny search 4chan
I later confronted him on it and he started crying and ran away from me and hasn't talked to me in weeks.
What do?
nothing. he seems like an ass
>>29591702
He has no friends thoooo
>>29591721
maybe tell him to stop talking about 4chan shit in real life and stop calling people newfags. and tell him to stop wearing meme shirts. maybe then he will make friends
>he hasn't fucked a girl from /soc/ yet
HAHA LOL
>>29591626
fuckin how
who the fuck squints when they laugh? fuckin hillbillies
well yea, those girls all fuck chad and have a the entire board as oribiters
>try remembering password for 10 minutes
>account locks and asks you to change password
>try to reset password
>Password cannot be same as old one
Your tears are deli.
>>29591959
deli meats tend to be preserved with salt tears have salt in them so it would appear you are on the mark
>normies try to talk to me and make me feel uncomfortable
>ignore them until they leave me alone
JUST
FUCK
OFF
who /miserable existence/ here
>tfw just imagining your entire life from a third-person perspective
>>29591534
Depersonalization in full play.
Its the most blissful and horrible thing there is.
Your brain will get a lot funnier soon, believe me.
>tfw imagining my life as a side character in an anime about any one of the people I know IRL
>like borrowing mum's car and driving about, drinking coffee and browsing 4chan on phone
What would someone think of me if the camera was 15 feet away from me at all times? I'm going nowhere.
>"Oh anon, you're so funny, but are you sure it is okay that I... wasn't ALWAYS a woman?"
this is an original thread.
>the girl in that picture is probably in her 30s right now
i bet she's overweight, divorced, and works a minimum wage job
>>29591437
Aposematism
RUNNNNNNN!
How's the feeling of having a girl like you? Or to be hit on? how does that feel
it makes me really uncomfortable and makes me want to run away desu
feels validating, makes you want to find out what else she is into, also makes you curious as to how far you can go
its a really good feeling though
OP, If you want to know how it feels, why do you ask the biggest loser on an imageboard about it?
How about changing yourself to get what you want?
Start going to the gym, learn an instrument and be yourself man and stop asking for this kind of stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqAGSKQn0VM
who else likes this song in a really big way
>>29591084
Elliot bought a Mercedes?
>>29591084
Anyone who grew up in the UK and had to listen to Heart Radio in the car with their mum is probably sick of that song.
>>29591104
He Is so rich he can have both
If evens I get donuts
>>29590897
Looks like you're going on a diet, fatass.
>>29591009
If odds I get pizza ;)
>>29590897
somebody post that copypasta with the Hawain dickin
This is a girl in my class that wanted to fuck me, i declined.
Did i do the right thing?
>>29590862
No wtf anon
she looks weird in the picture
>>29590862
YOU DUMBASS NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey you guys who are neets with trash lives, do your parents ever try and fix you? How does that go?
my parents dont care desu
>>29590917
logically I guess that's probably how most of these guys ended up that way
>>29590828
They yelled at me a couple times but that's about it.
ITT: Shit normies do that piss you off
>wake up just now
>OH HI ANON IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY GOT OUT OF BED, IT MUST BE A MIRACLE HAHA
>think to myself "Shit like this makes me want to go to bed"
>go back to bed
There is no worse way to start out your day.
Anyone else get the same feeling?
>>29590820
Get the feeling that you are a lazy piece of shit? Yeah I do.
that's because you internalize their normie garbage narrative and don't challenge their interpretation.
if someone hands you shit you don't just stand there and hold it in your hands. shove it back.
>MFW I succumbed to major depression to the point everyone at works asks me why I'm not smiling anymore or talking shit or plain dead in general
I vent my anger by working out but it still doesn't help me feel better just lets me off some steam enough to feel dead again without hurting people or myself
>tfw want to buy a loli sex doll but don't know if it will make it through customs
>tfw boobytrapping your loli sex dolls so the stasi get blown up when they try to seize them
noir is a qt
>>29591293
too bad shes HYPER LESBIAN TURBO with best Nep
How does a robot get drugs?
Do you guys go on Craigslist or something?
Just ask people on the street that look like they might have some. As long as you ask them if they're a cop, you're fine, since they legally have to tell you.
>>29590842
>they have to tell you if they are a cop
>people still believe this
I wonder how many people got arrested thanks to this bs
>>29590985
Good job, dickhead. Now we won't have a thread tomorrow with OP saying how he just posted bail.
