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Okay this is a subject only for fembots.

Speaking purely in the sense of sex as a whole, and sexual appeal, how important is dick size? I want a resolute answer.

Is it always "BIGGA DICKS BETTA" or is it more complex? As a guy, I know that big breasts and big asses aren't always "bigger is better" and it has a lot to do with shape and proportion, and a lot of guys even prefer small, tight butts.

But for women, is sexual intercourse with a larger dick vastly preferred, or is it just a meme? If there were two guys both with likeable personalities, same height, but one had a bigger dick than the other (noticeably), would you prefer the larger over the other guy? Or is this question too general, and am I ignoring that specific size matters more because a 7 inch dick which may please one girl, may be too big for another girl?

Asking because I'm average but on the fence about investing in penile enlargement (bathmate, pumps, etc) tools.
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it matters
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>>29593979
Girls care as muh as height. I have 7 inch. I am happy. No girl thinks 7 inch is too big.
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Depends on the girl. Most don;t care. Obviously being way too small or big isnt a good thing.

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>22 year old NEET
>video game making me mad and want to quit
>rq or game crashes anyways
>go lay down and count to 10
>go put a monster in the freezer
>sit outside and smoke cigarettes for about 30 minutes
>come back and get Monster
>sit down and open game back up
>repeat
>few times a day the getting Monster part I make something to eat
>shower once every 2-3 days
>never brush teeth
>never wear deodorant
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>>29593976
i like your retarded shoes OP :D
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>>29594031
They are Sketchers. Steel toe and slip resistant for all that wet pussy I be walking in.
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>Old NEET
>wake up
>turn on white noise
>comupter, smoke, computer
>eat
>back to bed

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What do YOU do when you're too depressed to enjoy the things you once spent all your time doing?
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I stop being depressed
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take six tylonal p.ms lay in bed wishing i had the courage to kill myself
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fall into a downward spiral of embarrassing activities and addictive behavior that ruins me as an individual so i can blame it all on myself in order to feel some modicum of autonomy

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How to not fuck things up in university? What should I do? What shouldn't I do? I'm pretty awkward, getting really nervous while talking to others and afraid of makeing eye contacts. But because it's a new place, where nobody knows me (I really hope so) I can try to be a Chad (basic normie at least). Any advices?
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>>29593828
don't go on /r9k/
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>>29593828
how would we know?
*original
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>>29593828
Leave your door open while you are in your room people like to hang out and will poke their heads in to say hi

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>tfw you have no choice but to have conversations with tinder bots
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i don't use tinder, and was thoroughly convinced until the end. not bad
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>>29594336
Weird thing is that she unmatched after I said that. Maybe I fucked up
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>yfw she wasn't a bot

lel

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You go to sleep and when you wake up, you're a very cute 9 year old girl. What do you do?
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Fuck my way to the top
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>>29593778
Search for old people on the internet and have sex with them for money
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What happens to my official records? I don't want the government to find out and dissect me.

Otherwise this would be pretty cool; I could be a lesbian and get a gf.

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Anyone play DnD?
Best sessions?
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>tfw too stupid to get into D&D
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>>29593797
it just takes a lot of concentration and attention, i don't blame you
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I've played online in /tg/ gamefinder threads for years now. I run games these days.

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You live in a town with a high crime rate, and have therefore decided to arm yourself. You conceal carry a handgun around. One day, a would be mugger holds you up- you quickly pull out your handgun and point it at him. You tell him
>if you run, I will blow you away
This man's life is now entirely, entirely in your hands. If you shoot and kill him, you will get in no legal trouble whatsoever as you are justified when it comes to self defense. You have put this man in a limbo where you could take his life and have no consequences at all.

How would you feel? Would you kill him? Spare him? Hold your gun on him until the police arrive?
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>>29593712

Is it scarier because you can't see its teeth or because you can only just see its eyes.
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kill him. I've always wondered what killing someone would be like, so if I had a chance to do it consequence free, I absolutely would
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>>29593731
It's the fur and how it's obviously entranced by you.

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>mfw I see people posting about underage whores
they killed desu, let's not let them kill this board too. if you see them posting, tell them and their orbiters to leave
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reviving this thread with a train pic
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this can also be just a train thread, feel free to post trains and stations
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>>29593709
>tripfag bitching about people orbiting tripfags
the fucking irony
kill yourself scumbag
dont bother replying i already filtered you

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>tfw a girl loves you
>but she's autistic
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good thing youre autistic too OP
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>>29593643
It's fine if she's attractive. Just don't reproduce. If you're of a mind to breed then obviously you're out of luck.
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>>29593643
How autistic?
desu I'd feel like I'd be taking advantage of her at some point.

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Whats the best way to ruin another man's life as another man?

My cousin was raped a few years ago and the thought of it has sickened me since the moment she told me last year. I know the man who did it, she was 15 at the time, he was 29.

The only people she has told are myself and her mother (my aunt) who recently passed away, so now I bear the secret alone.

She seems like a well adjusted person now but there's a sadness in her eyes I notice every once in a while. It keeps me up at night, we have a very close relationship and she's basically a sister to me.

I thought about outing him, but that would just cause problems for her since her father is a big redneck southern hillbilly type guy who would likely find the guy and murder him in cold blood the second he found out, regardless of the consequences.

I thought about murdering him myself, in a discreet manner, but that would only cause pain to people unrelated to the crime, and he doesn't deserve the sweet release of death. Plus there's always the risk of getting caught and fuck jail.

I do however, know where he works, know his social security number and all personal information thanks to the fact that I work for his former college, and pretty much any sensitive info barring credit cards since I don't have access to that.

How does one punish someone else for a crime they'd otherwise get away with scott-free? Or should I just leave the past in the past and hope he has a horrible time in the next life?
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>>29593594

>The only people she has told are myself and her mother (my aunt) who recently passed away, so now I bear the secret alone.

Dumb roastie whore.
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>>29593594

You could... hypothetically put this hypothetical man's hypothetical social security number on the deep web. People hypothetically do it all the time, I've hypothetically seen it before.
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>>29593594
>Or should I just leave the past in the past and hope he has a horrible time in the next life?
ahahahhaahhahhahahhahaha you fucking faggot why would you even consider this lol

Whose job is it to protect women in the natural order?
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>>29593588
>Whose job is it to protect women in the natural order?

Men

Next question
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>>29593608
Whose job is it to protect men in the natural order?
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>>29593718
stronger men

ITT: IRL Heroes
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i am going to Touch the sky when i DIE
i tesitfy
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The kids deserved it
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He is L l T E R A L L Y perfect

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By acknowledging transexuals, aren't we accepting that there's a vast difference between men & women psychologically?

If we can accept that you can still be woman without female biology, how can you say genders are the same or there's only a small difference?

You can't just think you're a girl because of some small stupid reason, there has to be a completely different way of thinking & functioning for you to come to that conclusion or you're stupid.

"I like dolls, therefore I'm girl." isn't good enough reason.
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You faggolas need to respond, I just make undisputable mindblowing argument.

You all got btfo
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>>29593494
I thought about this a lot when my uni started making gender neutral bathrooms (they replaced the sign on the men's room with a blank triangle because it was just a toilet anyway).

Gender reassignment surgery is cosmetic, I'm okay with that although they don;t look attractive but that's my preference. The idea that it is a psychological issue is weird to me because they seem to have a clear definition of what a man and woman are. I'm a curious person though so I'd like to know what they think a man or woman is. Wasn't feminism supposed to blur the lines between genders? Why does it now seem to more rigidly enforce gender roles?
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>>29593494
Yeah. That's one of the reasons the Ts tend to have problems with the rest of the LGBTs it seems.

Feminists have been trying to push the idea that genders are a social construct. It's blatantly false and it's making everyone miserable (eventually).

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>Wait, what were you saying about the jews uncle anon?
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the jews are making everyone degenerates to distract them politics why they slowly fuck up the world economy for max gains.
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THAT A CHEESEBURGER ISN'T KOSHER.
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>>29593493

My brother needs to be neutered. I've got too many nieces running around acting all slutty. How many siblings do you fucking have?

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