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take a moment of your time and take a look at this guy's life.
https://www.instagram.com/arnhoff/
>>29595167
>developer & co-founder of @basproperties
Sure he got chad looks and is an extrovert. But he seems to have startet his on firm and must have worked hard in school to get these thinges. How many on this board can even say that? He's just an entrepreneur thaat succeded
>>29595373
>same guy
I would love to have his money. but i would hate his lifestyle and know that i'm far to lazy to achieve any of his succes. I'm fine with mediocrity
>>29595167
What's the problem here?
Looks OK to me.
Why doesn't she have more subscribers? she seems to be one of the few voices of reason in a website that has a lot of radical leftist content producers
She has over 350,000 subs and her videos gets millions of views.
What exactly are you complaining about?I like her too.
because coal burner
also 90% of her shit is wanking that knight guy
>>29595190
OP here
I'm not trying to complain, I just want to ask a question. It seems like someone like this would have more than 300,000 subs because there aren't many channels (none that I could find at least) like hers, which would cause a higher amount of like minded people to subscribe.
Look at this anon.
You know what this is?
>will never leave you
>will never cause you pain
>you can fap to her as many times as you want
>she doesn't have body odor
>she doesn't have STDs
>is virgin and will always stay virgin
>will always look young
>you don't have to spend money on her
>you don't have to hear her complain
>after you came you can just click on "X" without explaining stuff or feeling bad
>always perfect skin
>always in the mood
Why don't you have a 2D animated waifu yet?
>she doesn't have body odor
no thank you then
>>29595135
>doesn't have body odor
shit-tier waifu, then, my friend.
D R O P P E D
>>29595135
>>she doesn't have body odor
Shitty waifu then.
>>after you came you can just click on "X" without explaining stuff or feeling bad
>fapping to your waifu
Disgusting.
Who else here was a mistake?
>>29595129
I wasn't a mistake but I was only conceived so I could be my Chad brother's playtoy
Accidentally conceived at or after an outdoor concert while my parents were drunk on tequila.
>>29595129
I was concieved along with my other siblings so my parents could live off benifits their whole lives.
Top that.
I will redpill you to the nature of things while also giving you encouragement.
> ask me any question about life
Don't come here if you just want to circlejerk and get buttmad.
ive been the most ripped kid everyone knew, ive had staceys chase me, i've had jobs...
when will you normies get it that some people reject life? We should have the option of dying, but you addicted maggots think were obligated to live so society can leach off our flesh for their own gain.
i'm sorry if your sincere, but i'm nearing the end
i cant stop pissing and my side hurts..im getting a ct scan. I have a feeling its something bad
>>29595231
Rejecting life is easy for anyone lucky enough to have the option to reject life. Robots are looking for pain where there is none.
>>29595297
Whatever it is, good for you for going. You might even catch it early.
It's alright to cry, Anons
I'll go first
>Tfw the fembot you have developed feelings for and relate the most to would rather be with a literal autist lesbian than with you.
>Autist turns her down multiple times and says she's not looking for a relationship but she keeps trying
>Autist lesbian has access to fembot's accounts, can see all the messages
>Tell you to stfu and stop talking to her
>Fembot is completely fine with being strung along
>Decide to try to cut losses, haven't talked to her in a couple of days but cant because reminds you of yourself and your own problems
>Cant help her because she doesn't see anything wrong
What's bothering you guys?
>>29595037
I was rejected some time ago by the only girl who wanted to talk to me.
If I had a heart I could not love you. If I had thoughts I could not dream.
There's no return for me guys
>>29595037
>What's bothering you guys?
I have to work
I have to work
I hbe to wokr
I habeto work
I ahveto work
How do you feel about your country's military?
>>29595027
Canada. I feel like sometimes we're actually helping a little when the US lets us come along.
We got a few really badasses special units though.
american
the one thing that gets me is that people always give us credit for saving the world in WWII when if you look at the history out forces were incredibly inept and didn't contribute much.
United States, god-tier military
>he actually tips camgirls!
>he watches camgirls
>he considers women worth his time
>>29595002
>>29595036
>>29595095
Is this supposed to be a troll thread? This stuff us actually true. If you do any of these, you are basically fucking worthless.
My desire for sex is reaching levels that shouldn't even be possible!
>>29594982
are before age 18?
>>29594998
I am 23. I am a virgin.
>>29595017
Are you in Massachusetts? If so, I'll succI'm a boy
How to get the conversation started:
>Nice feet!
>Cute toes! What is that color called?
>Your toes look like little candies (M&Ms, Skittles, whatever is appropriate)
>Does everyone say you have pretty feet?
>May i please massage your feet?
>Would you mind if I massaged your feet for awhile?
>Wouldn't a foot massage feel great?
>Your feet look ridiculous. do you want a massage?
>do you like foot rubs? I need to practice.
>Are you good at foot massages? Would you please give me some feedback on my technique?
>You have great feet. Could I interest you in a massage?
>You just won the foot massage lottery
>May I please rub your feet in a platonic way only?
>Would you mind if I practiced for my reflexology exam on you?
Specifically designed for athletic girls:
>That work-out was extra spicey. Do you want a foot massage?
>You should have someone take care of your feet so you avoid any injuries
>Do you want some help with mobility exercises for your feet?
>Your feet seem really inflexible. Do you massage them regularly? You really should, you know.
Any robots have any proven techniques for persuading women to put their feet in your face?
Any wagecucks have a footlove related job?
>>29594981
By far one of the saddest posts i read in my entire life.
you never actually talked to a real woman, did you?
OP...please never ask a woman any of these things. Just get a woman in bed first and then rub or suck on her feet pre or post coitus. But for fucks sake man, cut this creepy autistic shit out. You're going to wind up with sexual harassment charges filed against you if you keep this shit up.
>gf gets turned on by having her feet rubbed etc.
>feet don't do anything for me
how can i learn to love the feet guys.
Hey anon, what chu lookin' at back there?
t-that's a pretty nice photo anon do you have any more
>>29594957
Christ, I want to rail his bubble ass
>>29594957
Thats a nice fucking ass
How is saving money for a qt Palvin android gf going for you, lads? I've been saving on clothes, food and alcohol lately to amass money faster. Super qt android gfs are just around the corner I think. When I get my android Palvin I'll cuddle her all night and be the happiest man alive.
>>29594953
Be honest, will you get her with the yuge dick option?
>>29595024
Absolutely not, I am not into dicks. I'll get the version which is often smiling.
I couldn't love an android gf unless she was programmed to be a real person but then she'd leave me. :(
SUI-SUI-SUICIDE
SUICIDE
SUI-SUI-SUICIDE
DRIKING ON SYRUP CANT SLEEP
REHABS FOR QUITTERS AND I DON'T GIVE UP
I rape the blade and blame the flame
I save the fame for layer dames
>lost virginity to her last week
>fell in love
>she says she's in love too
>she's probably having sex with other guy right now since she's not replying anything hours ago
>bipolar disorder diagnosed yesterday
>>29594867
Congrats. You're a normie faggot
>>29594867
>>29594935
Not only you're a normie as this anon said, but you've engaged with a cumrag slut with mental issues, good job OP.
>>29594867
Honestly that looks like man, is anyone else seeing it or just me?
wow calc 2 is fuckin hard what do I do
pay me to do your homework
srs
Bruh I barely survived Calc I with a C.
i just dont get how people zip through these things its a huge difficulty for me
