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>you were a lust penis
Lust pens thread that's original
What did he mean by thls?
>tfw I know what it is but I still watch it
>>29597332
>Tfw I know what it is but still fap to it anyways
Have you ever been in a girl's room?
What does it smell like?
smelled like semen
>>29597237
Funny because it didn't smell that different of the rest of her house.
Maybe it's because I was used to it since the girl was the sister of my best friend.
brotherfag here
smells better than my room
>fapped in her panties
>rubbed my dick on her bed
only TRUE brothers know these feels
Found this at a cvs. Oreos is training us to lick cum filled black assholes.
>>29597219
>you're not making cupcakes better, you're making Oreo's worse!
Heres the instructions on the back.
>when regular oreos and cupcakes aren't enough
why do they do this
it's like the snack food and fast food industries are having a contest to see who can come up with the most ridiculous shit
pic related, a hot dog with a tendie for a bun
time for a drinking and vocaroo thread
post your poison or your vocaroos
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0toZkVB59j6
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0toZkVB59j6
that shit's gonna be haunting in two years after the cirrhosis gets you.
>>29597104
is that you in the OP pic
>>29597139
it takes longer then 2 years you know that right? I have liver disease it took 13 years drinking everyday, for some it takes 20-30 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySIPaPjrc5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg
mmmm, so sexy
>>29597057
l'M BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAACK
>>29597114
>tfw you get a boner from this
Can you post your depressive, sad emotional , and suicidal pepes, anime girls etc
ryyyygsg
ryyyygsgg
fuck you im wojacking this thread
(haha get it its like hijack)
Which god do you choose, froggie?You shouldn't settle for those other lesser gods, little one.
It saddens me to see /r9k/ prefer the older, less balanced version.
Vedara, definitely.
Stick me on a rocket and fire me at Mars. I'll garden the shit out of the universe.
Fuck the merchant.
>>29597020
take invictus and hero from champion,super soldier from kyra and you are a superhuman.
for credits get chosen one and take equalise, fortunate for the rng, and minor miracles. Every other disciple would get shit on
>"I work hard in my minimum wage job"
Always ALWAYS do the bare minimum to get back at the bourgeois
>>29597005
the only way to get back at the bourgeoisie is to do nothing la
>>29597085
No you don't be their slave but you also don't do badly enough to get fired.
Minimum wage gets you my minimum effort ass holes.
I tried putting in effort and it gets you nowhere. You just become the guy that does the work. Than they take someone from outside to become the new manager even though you were told they "promote frome within".
>*unsheaths katana*
>You're days are numbered kiddo
What do?
>>29597004
Stomp his skull in half.
*shoots my load*
looks like you're in a sticky situation nigger
Grab the handle and twist it backwards so I slice the little cunts mouth.
What does the cat- girl maid find inside the box?
>Dubs decide, I draw
>Trips get color
A ferret with adrenal disease
>>29596976
a chick with a dick
>>29597066
WINRAR
Op, rev up those dickgirl engines
>just found out my crush has started dating someone
How do normies deal with this feel?
I literally feel like ending my life. He's not even chad.
Please respond /r9k/
I could really do with a couple of (you)s right now
you will get over this situation and become a better and stronger person
>>29596934
My gf and the love of my life of 3 years left me for another guy, so I think you will be just find in your situation you fucking faggot.
Why the fuck does 4chan have a reddit page? Is it some ironic joke I'm just not aware of? Or is it just as fucking stupid and cringy as it sounds?
https://www.reddit.com/
>>29596912
>https://www.reddit.com/
who's stupid now m8
>>29596912
>https://www.reddit.com/
are you even trying OP
>>29596949
What do you mean? Is there more to it? That's the link to reddit, where everyone posts all their stuff.
keep fucking that pussy anon! I'm gonna nut!
>tfw you are fucking a girl up the ass but then realize shes a trap
>woman.png
>>29596826
The worst thing you can do during sex is stop when she's about to orgasm.
I have been through a lot with this fantastic community but my time has come to an end, in just under 3 weeks I will die from a special form of brain cancer that has gotten worse and worse in the coming months of hospitalized care.
I want to say thank you to the people who made my life way better by posting funny and gripping topics here and on other boards. I feel myself getting colder everyday and I don't want to die like this. I'm afraid... So very afraid
This is my last topic I'll ever make to this board. Love you guys
>>29596822
What, exactly, is special about this form of brain cancer? Are we talking, special snowflake special, or one of the more ordinary "inoperable tumor" specials? Or maybe it's a "swelling on the optical nerve makes me hear in color" kind of special?
Seriously, I'm curious. What's so special about your brain cancer?
Good luck in the next life, hopefully you get a better deal.
>>29596885
It formed at a young age where it usually wouldn't. I'm only 21, and also because of how it came about is highly unknown
You think he turned into a NEET when he grew up or a chad?
>>29596801
Why not both?
A buff, attractive NEET could have a lot of pussy.
>>29596801
Dunno, OP. You'd have to ask Bill.
>>29596801
He hardly leaves the house and refuses to talk to anyone. You tell me.
