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Ex NEETs: how long did it took for you to adapt to the wageslave life?
>>29598544
Life only gets worse.
Highschool and college are literally supposed to be the best years of your life, that's where you "grow" the most.
I wish i could be a nightblade in real life.
>>29598544
Nice dubs.
I miss just jerkin off and watching cartoons all day, but if I stopped going to work I'd get bored and miss leaving the house.
And having money and a car is pretty great ngl.
I sometimes feel tempted to quit and coast on savings for a while, but that's probably because I haven't taken a break since Christmas.
>tfw 26 and working at burger king
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE
Get out man, not all minimum wage jobs are equal. Supermarket jobs are much more relaxed, cleaner, and probably pay more
>>29598569
I tried getting a supermarket job but didn't pass the interview reeeeeeeee
>>29598569
Landing a supermarket job is hard AF here.
Who else here /cumjar/?
>first thought was how badly I want to smell and drink it
I hate fetishes.
yes we all know yer mum OP
>>29598510
Whenever I see a beautiful women's face I have to pretend I'm not thinking about cumming all over it :(
They just don't get it do they famalay?
Women are merciless.
>>29598472
No, men are desperate fucking morons. And yes, I'm excluding myself with that statement.
>>29599029
The two are not mutually exclusive bro. Men are desperate morons and women are merciless. It's a cruel world, but it's what we've got.
>>29599101
They're not merciless as far as the graph is concerned is what I mean.
Just checked 3 crips in Denver for mean mugging. Chicago 3x felon, insane deuce, that hates fakes. Ask me anything. I'll always hold down us "white boys."
Nice blackhawks hat senpai sooooo wop
>>29598440
why did you join
>>29598440
BPK FROM GILAS - PURO X4 MI BARRIO
Is Pluto a planet?
Probly
It's pretty cruel to rip that chessnut on all the people who grew up loving it, but that is what the scientific method is, testing, experimenting and verifying data and circle jerk in your results with other scientists until most of them cum the same color.
Maybe it's not exactly kind but it's a hell of a lot more logical than religions all over the world denying science and spreading fear
No planets need to be at least 1.80m
leave pluto alone
How much would an Elliott Rodger realdoll cost? Would you be interested?
>>29598358
Just make a mask.
A doll would be like $3000 per unit, with a designing cost over $10,000
You're better off spending your money on this tbqh
>>29598401
Like ER cosplay?
Did any of your robots read the Great Gatsby in high school or otherwise? I feel like it's the number one robot book.
>Nick moves out to a strange land where he doesn't fit in and can't understand why everybody is so immoral and corrupted
>Gatsby is trying to get back to the past, before Daisy got creampied by Chad (Tom)
>Austimo school shooter finally snaps and murders somebody because his wife was fucking Chad (Wilson murdering Gatsby because he thought Gatsby was fucking Myrtle)
>Women being vapid materialistic lying whores in general (every single female)
I recently re-read it and it really hit me in the inner robot, I highly recommend it.
I remember watching it a couple months ago and thinking how literally Gatsby is exactly how I would be if I was rich.
Of course Stacey ends up completely fucking him over. Again. As usual.
It's my favorite movie. Same with my long distance gf.
>>29598354
Gatsby sucked.
Totally unrelatable inhuman cast. Tom was the only sensible character and he's minimally centric.
Same with The Stranger. Nobody was exposed. Blood Meridian bored me to tears too because my vantage was a tabula rasa.
It's sad that I have to read scifi to find real characters.
Chatting to a girl recently.
Thought it was going fine. Recently broke up with her bf and she mentioned she had dated two or three guys since. Was talking for about 2 weeks about maybe going on a date until she mentions that I'm her friend who helps her with her dates.
WHAT DO.
IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL BEING KEKED.
>>29598343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVnWOUR7NQE&index=3&
>>29598343
If you want to get your answer, just ask her out. Don't beat around the bush, ask her out on a date and make it clear it's with romantic intention. If she has kek'd you then move on, there are literally billions of other women. One isn't the end of it all.
You're her girl friend. She doesn't think of you as a man, it's too late now
Are roasties the superior vagina?
They objectively feel better as all the extra skin creates more friction on the head of the penis.
Not to mention it feels good to run your penis on the pissflaps.
Has /r9k/ been wrong this whole time?
Dude. Wat. Wat. Just no
>>29598325
>t.roastie.b.fembot
>>29598325
bp is the superior vagina
why dont you style your hair like an anime
literally what's stopping you
>>29598311
Balding at the crown.
my hair sticks up all the time
i'm going to buy SLS free shampoo
>what's stopping you
I'm not completely autistic
>Go to college to get a good job, they said
reality:
>study every fucking day
>stress every day
>trying to focus on my studies, if I slip and go on the internet I'm completely fucked
>stress of whether or not financial aid will help cost of living
>stress of achieving a high GPA
THIS FUCKING SUCKS ASS BRO. This literally isn't fun, I'd almost rather go to work at a manufacturing company than do all this college bullshit. FUCK I hate this dude
>>29598271
who the fuck gives a rat's ass about having a high GPA in uni? Having a high GPA is literally only useful for getting into uni, and pretty much worthless afterwards. That's at least how it works where i'm from.
>>29598271
>Never study, just pay attention during lectures
>Spend all day on the internet, only do assignments in the final hours before their due date.
>Maintain a 3.5 GPA and haven't been forced to disengage from my hobbies.
I dunno man, been pretty /comfy/ for me desu.
>>29598314
Maybe I should explain. Some of us live in developed nations, where most of the population receives higher education and jobs require a high level of competence and knowledge, because we are inventing all the products and managing all the factories that we build in your rundown third-world nation.
Choose your waifus
>>29598259
plant is definitely very attractive but I don't think she would pass more than half the time, she's more a qt androboy
move tilly down to absolutely disgusting tier jesus christ that's disgusting
are you sure all of these consider themselves traps? I highly doubt a few of these guys have even started HRT, quid grey and myna look just like boys dressing up as girls
>>29598259
that melly faggot has to be one of the most disgusting creatures I have ever seen.
should have its own tier
>>29598427
honestly melly would have looked fine as a dude, he shouldn't have started HRT at all
a lot of the lower tier "girls" should have thought twice before jumping into this, some are just way too masculine to ever believe they would make a good mtf
Hey, /r9k/, what's your opinion on small business wagecucks?
>get to know the people in charge of the business personally, deal directly with them 100% of the time
>typically pay better than corporations
>great for networking in your area
>bosses take a personal investment in their employees
Better or worse than megacorp-tier wagecucks?
NEVER work for one until you meet the other employees.
You don't deal with the boss, you deal with those other fuckers. The boss deals with all of you, notice he deals with some slimey people? He's not very clean.
worse
there is absolutely no chance of advancing your career
there are plenty of stories about entry level workers sticking with a megacorp for years and eventually getting to the c-suite
but if you work for a family business, no matter how good of a worker you are, do you think the family is gonna let you take over in place of their own flesh and blood?
the megacorp is a total meritocracy - anyone can buy shares, can buy ownership
the family business is purely nepotism
>>29598497
At my job, I got to ride with other employees on the clock before deciding whether I wanted to actually do any work for them. Good people.
>>29598499
But as a temp job, though? I don't think most people intend to stick with megacorp entry level positions and most don't seek employment there looking to advance (hence why most fast food managers are cunts).
Rose makes me vomit, Nate and all of that. This whole ""empire"". this fanbase.. this """religion"""...
A cultural and intellectual cancer. It is so important that rose suffers... I don't give a damn, I shit on /rose/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iec4vxAegqU
>>29598200
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