>finally start feeling better
>maybe I actually just felt periodically sad
>fucking hits me in the face tonight
I just want to die even more now.
You either end your own life or continue struggling, for life is conflict. That's all.
>>29601723
Nah, don't listen to this pessimistic faggot. Life can be pretty chill if you adopt the right mindset. Keep working on it. It's possible to be happy.
>>29601747
You think you can escape strife? Who said strife wasn't enjoyable? Everything is violence, even breathing is a struggle.
Tell me your philosophy, and how you find happiness in life.
I went to a job interview today and blew it. Feel like shit cause I missed my chance to finally end my NEEThood. What do you robots do when you feel like shit (or shittier than usual)?
>>29601410
I shitpost on 4chan.
Hit the bottle, m8. A cold beer and some hot wings will do 'er.
>>29601410
Attempt to sleep the pain away
Do any other late-20s & early-30s robots feel like the entire world and culture perfectly revolved around them?
>early childhood during the late 80s & early 90s coincided with the craze of Saturday morning cartoons and toys like the Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers, arcades, Nintendo shitting out consoles and games faster than you can beg your parents for.
>tween years right on time with fake-edgy mid-90s things like WWF Attitude Era Wrestling, Sonic The Hedgehog (who was actually relatively edgy for his...
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>>29601406
I was born in 1991 and I don't get this at all. We did have all kinds of marketing thrown at us which might give you the illusion that everything timed up perfectly with your childhood but I doubt it was spontaneous.
I walked into a Hot Topic recently, a majority of their band shirts on thee walls are STILL Blink 182, Marilyn Manson, Korn etc
Do 2000s babies not have their own culture? Or do they just not shop at malls
>>29601459
>I was born in 1991 and I don't get this at all.
Of course not, you were born just a handful of years too late to experience it all at the right time.
How old were you when like numetal was mainstream? 6-7, maybe 8 years old?
Going through the teenage "fuck you dad I won't do what you told me" and "shut up mom" phase and then hearing a RATM/Linkin Part song on mainstream radio that has nearly the exact same lyrics is mind-boggling.
That's...
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so i've been here since 2008, i have a friend who uses drugs and i use drugs too, i hang out with him sometimes, he happened to be chilling with a girl who also does drugs, we somehow say hi and chat, we somehow exchange numbers, i get to know her for a month, i find out she has had 3 ex boyfriends, she told me she has had sex with them.
she is 22, i am a 26 year old hugless kissless virgin, should i settle for used goods or find a virgin qt girl?
i think i am going to stick to my robot roots and just cut her off, unfortunately for her she likes me
ne1 001
Are you religious or something? I honestly don't understand why you wouldn't.
>>29601364
My nigga it's gonna be hard to find a virgin female that's in her 20s. And baka a girl isn't damaged goods if she's only fucked 3 dudes. Get your priorities straight and go for her OP.
Story time
>be me
>work as a waiter at restaurant that has a bar
>supposed to help wait bar patrons & take orders when it gets extra busy
>can I get you something to drink ma'am
>I'm in a relationship
>oh uh no, I work here. Can I get you a drink?
>I just said I have a boyfriend. I don't need you to get me a drink.
>mfw...
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>>29601313
She's a bitch, but next time, you should just say, "Can I take your order?" so they don't act all bitchy like this one did just now.
>>29601313
nice pic, it would be fun to play around with a passed out chick with your buddies
>>29601313
See that's where you are wrong, if she has a boyfriend she doesn't need a waiter at a restaurant.
> work at a grocery store
> surrounded by normies for hours a day
> can't take it anymore
> break down
> scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
> can hear it throughout the entire store
> customers and coworkers start freaking out
> to make a long story short I got fired from my job
What should I do now?
>>29601308
Get a job at a new grocery store, rinse and repeat.
>>29601308
Did this actually happen, or are you epically meming us?
>>29601474
Nothing's a meme when it's happening to you anon.
Who here misogynist and misanthrope?
hate men because:
>mean
>bully to face
>edgy
>racist
>dont give a shit about me
hate women because
>mean
>bully behind back
>dont give a shit about me
>>29601302
You're just a misanthrope - someone who hates humanity.
A misandrist hates men.
>>29601416
oh yeah fuck thats what I meant lol
I'm definitely misanthropic. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt but I just feel better alone.
Robots I need help
I've had these bubbly things on my penis for a while, what are they?
that's normal, there's some scientific term for them I forgot, everyone has them
Fordice spots I think. I've got them too but on my shaft. You'll be fine. What ever you do don't pop them. It will do you no good
>>29601325
Nope.
Medfag here.
They're called pearly penile papules.
I would have gotten the brownie points on grand rounds in front of the attending, while you would have looked like a fool.
>Hey! Good seeing you today! Sorry I didn't get to talk to u more!
What did she mean by this?
>>29601202
bruurrrrrrrr pllbbtt
If she wanted to talk to you every day she would,
It's kind of what girls call leading on.
I talk to about 6 girls everyday like they are the only one I talk to.
I never message first and wake up to a hand full of snapchats and dms every morning.
But yeah she will talk to you every day if she wanted to but the fact that she some times thinks of you is good but it's more of a friend thing rather then her wanting to fuck or date.
>>29601585
If she wanted to talk to you more she would / will depending on the situation don't sperg it up. If you do learn from it.
>sister is 14 years old
>she's 5'10"
>>29601161
>10 year old sister around 5'3
>cousin is 12 years old
>he is 6'2", 175 pounds, and has a 6 inch cock
>>29601161
just fucking rape her you fucking COWARD
Is /jp/ hell/ the last stop for 4chan users who never make it? I've never been but I assumed it would be a mix of /a/ and former robots who've mastered the art of escapism.
I just went to that board for the first time and holy moly is japanese culture pathetic, literally like manchild: the nation
>>29601128
>holy moly is japanese culture pathetic
you are one of the people who think all of japanese culture is anime
>>29601155
and their pop music and their tv shows and their movies and their books and their dating scene and their bar scene and...
>My eyes are up here fembot
That can't possibly feel good inside you
>>29601076
what is it about that dick that looks so fake
>>29601076
It's like he's flexing his dick.
That tentacle dick belongs in a hentai desu.
Tick tuck, wage cuck
How was work today? Did Mr shekelstein give you yet another warning for being shit at your job?
What did I do today? Oh nothing, just went diving along the beautiful Pacific Coast for some succulent U10 scallops. Mmmm, they are so juicy and tender, almost melts in your mouth. Too bad you wouldn't be able to afford these if you wanted a taste. Don't worry though, I shared some with your gf after sharing something else with her ;).
Better get to bed!
>not comfy frog
Just warning, dont reply
>eating with plastic fork
no thanks ill keep my silverware
>>29601059
Whats up NEETIE, I made 30k in my investments today, literally earned over a grand per hour while I was sitting on my ass playing overwatch watching my inheritance investments grow
I know you get some small bennies, but I reckon that my summer cottage is bigger than your parent's home.
Anyways, cya neetie; i've got some caviar on toast to get to ^.^
>oh hey anon glad to see you could come
>>29601042
Is that a boat? I hope it is
>>29601109
Yeah. His boat, in fact, because he makes more money than you
>>29601151
Well it was nice of him to invite me onto his boat
i've always liked fat chicks but i've been too afraid to do anything about it. i'm not talking about like 500 pound bitches but like the chubby ones with cute faces? any of you ever fucked a fat chick?
My cyborg status only allows me to fuck fat / chubby chicks. Had a chubby gf who lost weight and she broke up with me shortly after.
>>29601063
is it any good? i've only ever been with skinny little girls before but i've always fantasized desu
Yes. If you do, make sure you guys have plenty of time and that she has bathed. Folds of fat can make things disgusting.