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>tfw she randomly stops sending you messages out of the blues
>>29605518
>tfw you doesnt even know what to write her...
>tfw I randomly stop sending messages to her
>tfw she doesn't send anything for almost two months now
I'm sad and heartbroken that I really didn't mean much, but at least I know it's over.
>>29605577
Girls never give a fuck, they have countless other men fighting for their attention. You are forgotten very quickly.
There is something lurking under these two locations. And I want to find out what. What are your thoughts, robots?
Haven't you ever watched the Discovery Channel?
Kusche's research points to indications that volcanoes, seismic events and other natural occurrences cause most of the "paranormal" activity within the Dragon's Triangle.The Dragon's Triangle is a very volcanically active area; small islands in the area frequently disappear and new islands appear due to both volcanoes and seismic activity.
I used to have to fly through the bermuda triangle somewhat frequently. It scared the shit out of me as a kid, but now, I'm just not good on planes in general
>tfw have a beautiful and thick 8 inch penis
>no girl will ever see it
>>29605489
>get an escort
/thread
>>29605507
fuck that, omegle is 100x better
i have small dick and i can still get underage girls to see it
omegle is goat
>>29605507
I can't surprise an escort with my penis, they are used to them.
Also you'rs not supposed to /thread your own posts you fucking retard
Are you all aware that you are currently raising a new generation of robots/4chan users? You all lurked here before and learned the culture through older anons, right?
>>29605460
>You all lurked here before and learned the culture through older anons, right?
What
I've been here since 2006 senpai
And it's not 'raising' in the traditional sense, it's 'lurk more and learn yourself'
unfortunately people don't get as punished as they used to for failing to lurk moar
I don't want to, these faggots need to gtfo my board
>>29605460
I came here in 2004. I basically just missed the beginning of Desu posting.
Stupid sluts have more fun. Prove me wrong.
>>29605327
Pro tip: I can't.
original original orginal!!!
i'm not sure sti's, impregnation, shaming and rape are that fun
OP here- I guess my deeper question is: what's the point of being wise, when it seems like the fools have all the fun. Pic related. Totally unself aware fools have more fun it seems...
Let's be honest, he's funny as fuck.
>butthurt h3h3 fags pls gohe's gr8 too tho
I don't know if this song is a surrender or a revel,
I don't know if this one is about me or the devil.
>>29605318
H3h3 and leafy aren't even funny tho, they're both extremely fucking unfunny and I find their content boring. Pyro is the only good commentary channel
>>29605346
i hope i get better results than last time
Anyone else find this laughably ironic?
jesus fucking christ this again
do you really think that you're the first one to notice that?
>>29605277
how new are you? originalcommentoidslkfjgnfrd
>>29605320
Of course, dear friendo.
My father always told me I have the foresight of a mole.
That means I know things a lot more than you. :)
>>29605385
Not new, just wew
Are FEET degenerate?
>>29605273
Yes but it's basically on the bottom of the list in terms of "weirdness". Chads can get away with that one.
>>29605273
feet is a normie-tier fetish. it's also annoying because the guys who have it are always trying to force it on other people
Not degenerate, just a bit unorthodox.
ITT post redpilled literature every robot should read.
yep. you can see every single day that the libcucks are following this to the letter.
it's how obama gained power.
the media behave like well herded sheep when the tactics in the book are used.
wish i'd read it when i was in high school
![The-game-le-film-Neil-Strauss-virtuose-de-la-drague-Mistery-Courtney-Love-Ari-Sandel-livre01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MAkMkpH.jpg "The-game-le-film-Neil-Strauss-virtuose-de-la-drague-Mistery-Courtney-Love-Ari-Sandel-livre01[1]")
commento originaIe
was Ryo Hazuki a robot?
>>29605237
no he was a textbook chad
>strong built
>handsome
>tall
>spiked hair
>martial arts master
>inheritor to his father's dojo
No.
>>29605255
Explain.
In my opinion, he was a lone wolf, with extremely limited social skills, who begrudgingly possessed a taste for revenge for those who'd wronged him (i.e Lan Di).
What are your guy's weird habits?
I pick my nose and eat the boogers?
Compulsively washing my hands. Not really compulsively though, but your hands are pretty much always covered in germs and I keep cleaning them as an automatism before doing anything that could spread them to more clean areas or things. People notice it and think it's weird. I guess I COULD just stop being weird, but I don't want to be the one who spread those germs.
>>29605197
fembot here picks and eats my boogers also. disgusted by myself but it's the best.
>>29605463
Yeah me and my girlfriend both do it.
It's pure uphoria!
>being dropped in the middle of the atlantic ocean
>>29605162
That's beyond chilly. That's the stuff of nightmares. Seriously. Imagine being literally dropped in the middle of the Atlantic...AT NIGHT...knowing that you are thousands of miles away from land and that there are sharks around and that you will literally die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Bi-lcUxCk
How can something be so chilly yet so comfy?
>>29605208
I think I could deal with it desu.
I'd probably try and have some meaningful hallucinations before I croaked.
How did you wind up here?
How did you get stuck here forever?
>2001, found about joe cartoon
>2003, age 9 discover New Grounds and that shitty peanutbutterjellytime flash animation
>2004, discover YTMND
>2005, discover Something Awful
>2006, started to lurk digg, then reddit, then /b/
>2007, /arcanine/ was created and rest was history
>sometime before 2005
>My life is sitting in front of the TV, hoping my dad stays downstairs and doesnt give me disgusting looks because im not playing outside
>Start watching Avatar the last airbender
>Love the show like nothing else before
>Sneak on to my brothers computer and find the nickelodeon forums
>From there I find avatarspirit.net
>2006, expand out from ASN to bungie.net and start talking about Halo as I get super into the lore and books
>2007, Stop going to ASN entirely and start venturing into "The Flood" section of bungie.net (their /b/)
>2008, pretty much slowly start drifting over to only posting on The Flood,
>Love for shitposting was created, Porchposting etc.
>2008 pt 2, here that /b/ is a CP haven, being a naturally curious 13 year old looking for nudies of girls my own age, I venture of to pre-boxxy /b/
>2009-Present, go from /b/tard, to /v/irgin, to /pol/tard, to fa/tv/irgin, to /k/ommando, etc
>rotate main boards cause I will never have a real home
2005 find encyclopediadramatica
2005 find 4chan
if this website does not cause immediate disgust, this means you're here forever
really the only board i liked was /g/ but since 2014 i got a new home of /r9k/
i swear i'd be a normie if i didn't have a computer back then
>2006
>playing RuneScape
>talking with other players
>somehow the subject of anime is brought up
>bunch of people mentioning /a/ and 4chan as their primary place of discussion
>check it out (just started getting into anime through Death Note and Bleach)
>been here since, slowly migrated to /r9k/ around 2012/2013 when I realized anime no longer interested me
>now my only hobby is talking to fellow robots
Who was a total loser in their early life that turned around and made themselves into something?
I need a someone to look up to
>>29605019
it doesn't really work that way anon
success is based upon momentum that you pick up as early as grade school. you're not really going to 'make it' unless you've been making it, the idea of making it is delusional.
>>29605019
I am.
Went from /crippling anxiety/ to a guy that can get girls. Can blend in with normies but am still really weird.
>>29605057
I heard Grimes had no friends, had weird mannerisms and just wasn't liked by family and friends. She was never a robot like us but she did overcome a lot.
I have read too man biographies of successful people that were helped out quite a bit by family and friends.
who /gynecomastia/ here?
I think I have grade 1
I have a normal body, but one of my nipples is a good bit larger than the other, do I have gyno?
>>29605001
the girls at work call me bitch tits :( i wanna fucking kill myself
I do, doesn't help that one tit is slightly bigger than the other and has a weird shape, if they looked the same I could probably get away with it, haven't worn a t-shirt in eight years because of it.
It's not even that extreme, its more like a small lump behind the nipple and then my nipples get puffy.
something like 40-50% of men get them.
