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Any other girls enjoy having their tits sucked?
yes, makes me feel like a mother
just kidding, i am actually a guy
>>29604455
>just kidding, i am actually a guy
So what?
Answer still stands?
Yeah, I think it's a session thing really, since nipples are sensitive
I have a gf and she kinda secretly likes it (I know I'm a normie, I just like this place)
Post pals and qts
is it bad i fingered myself to this?
:+)
;+P
loll
>jack off for qt asian on omegle
>get banned
how do i undo this
General wallowing in self hatred thread? I've been thinking about killing myself for years but I can feel it coming up on me for real now. Couldn't see the point in showing up for NEETbux appointments anymore, I want to be homeless so that maybe it will make me feel something. I've hardly been eating at all, drinking a lot, smoking cigarettes, cutting symbols into my thighs, shoulders and stomach, downing a lot of coffee, not sleeping much, taking painkillers every day for no real reason. I keep wandering around outside and sitting in parks and things with my backpack of liquor, probably in the hope someone will come up and talk to me and because I want to feel like one of them. Feeling urges to cut parts of my body off or blind or deafen myself somehow. There's a public pool I can break into at night, I'm saving the last of my money for some hard drugs and I'll float around in there and open up my arms. How do you plan on going out, lads?
>Feeling urges to cut parts of my body off or blind or deafen myself somehow.
You really need to go to the hospital.
Like, now.
i've heard that it's a good idea to firstly heavily dehydrate yourself so as to enter some kind of delirious state. same point as the drugs, except free, and, well, i'm curious exactly which hard drugs you're so sure will help give you the will to die.
i've been dreaming of driving out to some rolly countryside in PA or the catskills/poconos and pick a nice tree to swing from; drugs and exsanguination are a bit too womanly for me. i have access to a firearm also but it's not a shotgun so it's not a sure thing.
nicotine overdose is also up there, would be as savagely painful as i deserve.
>>29604400
you need to fuck off normal
>>29604400
Being declared insane isn't going to help me. I was on anti-depressants for a year and I still have some, all they did was make me restless.
>>29604518
If I could get my hands on a gun I'd just do that, but I mostly just want whatever drugs someone can sell me to shock myself into feeling something beforehand not for my last day, I'd prefer to be fully aware for that.
Spotify, Pandora, or Google music, what does r9k use?
>>29604370
Spotify with EZ Blocker master mode.
>>29604370
>listing to radio
I pirate, but I only listen to two bands. so, I guess I'm biased
Spotify and soundcloud.
I like spotify but I find it easier to discover new stuff on soundcloud.
I use spotify more often during the day and soundcloud at night.
No matter what, I can't stop thinking like a hopeless romantic, and I figure that this has made me significantly more miserable in my life.
I'm just uninterested in the kind of casual pursuing that I see people talking about, and it just seems pointless to me. Though, I think I would be much happier if I could think in that same way, if I wasn't holding out for an incredibly rare ideal and thus would actually have the motivation to search for a girlfriend just for the sake of having a romantic relationship and gaining experiences, learning how better to deal with people, and not being quite so consumed with loneliness and self-loathing. I am not at all a desirable person, but even if there ever is any sliver of a chance with a girl, I let it fall away in sudden apathy and I feel my manner towards her harden up when I talk to her even just briefly and realize that I just can't relate to her.
The only "girlfriend" I ever had, when I was ten or eleven years old, asked me to kiss her, and I awkwardly, politely refused to even kiss her on the cheek even though I wanted to because it just felt inherently wrong, like I felt that we should wait until we were older because I wanted to know if she would be the right person. Even that young I was thinking that way, and at eighteen I've still never kissed a girl.
Not that eighteen isn't still very young, and I don't regret it because I still would be glad to wait for the right girl, but I can't conceive of having any chance now. I feel further and further away from other people every day, and I only feel myself becoming more and more entrenched in my ideals and expectations and increasingly ridiculous standards.
I know that feel, OP.
I've started to become confused as to the distinction between "settling" and "not being with the perfect person that doesn't exist". I'm not sure where my standards even sit at this point. I just want love in my life -- I hate this "you have to learn to love yourself first!" shit. I am a human, a social being and I am fucking lonely.
>>29604369
Whats the source for this manga famalan?
I also am holding out for a soulmate, despite my lack of belief in destiny and fate. Romanticism is clearly not how the world works and the people that don't get it just drive that point home. Tell me to change though, and I'll lose respect in you.
Source on the OP pic though? I want to read it.
I paid $300 for an evening of teen pussy.
It was amazing. I am going to stop being a neet and get a job just for this.
I think this experience may have changed my life and saved me from myself. I feel human and motivated for the first time ever.
got pics of her buddy?
i'm jelly
blox
>>29604278
300 for the evening?
shit that doesn't even get me 2 hours where i'm from.
> girl i used to work with says she's deleting her facebook because of me
>didn't make the new one private
Why can't girls just be straight forward with you instead of playing all of these games?
>mixed messages
That's when I bail.
>girl i used to work with says she's deleting her facebook because of me
>didn't make the new one private
The fact that she did delete her facebook should probably be a big fucking clue that she wants to be left the fuck alone.
>>29604233
Don't be a creeper.
>>29604257
Also this.
>Talks to me everyday
>asking about my whereabouts
>asking me how i feel
>makes me feels good
>plays vidya together
>eat pizza together on the beach
>to hug her before we sleep
>to wake up me up with a kiss on my forehead
>to make chocolate cakes together
why even live :(
i'm tired of being alone everyday desu
this is not a way to live :(
what do you fellow anons want ?
>>29604207
yeah, kill yourself. it'll never happen. ESPECIALLY for you anon.
>anime
>4chan
>complaing
>wishful thinking
you only have yourself to blame at this point
>>29604263
no :(
M U T E
>it's a "anon is on a talkshow being asked about his life and his new movie" daydream
I do this too
>pretending I'm getting interviewed or on a podcast talking about interesting intellectual things
>people care about the things i say
>I'm actually a stupid boring piece of shit
feels bad
>it's a "anon is an epic post-apocalyptic bounty hunter" daydream
>its a "anon heroically saves everyone from a shooter" daydream
>"I'm 24 and a virgin. I may as well die."
>as if no one in history has ever lost their virginity at 24 or even 34 or 44+
Coming from a visitor (inb4 GET OUT REEEE-), if you let yourself fall into that sort of emotional spiral, you fucking deserve to die a virgin. Your virginity is your own business; no partner ever has to know that it's your first time. You're all no better than tumblr pity-partiers who get off to sympathy. What really bugs all of you is knowing that you're too comfortable in your own misery to do anything about it. It sure is easier to cry on each others' shoulders about how fuckin' beta you are instead of actually going to a goddamn Irish pub and doing some alpha behavior.
Are you fat? Stop eating dung and care for your body like the precious, literally-once-in-a-lifetime gift from God that it is and women will come to admire your work (inb4 "implying 'just work out.'" Yeah. Just work out.)
Drop your Japanese cartoons. It is trash. Buy a longboard.
Kick your social anxiety and recognize that if you never try, you'll never even know how it could have worked out.
Feel like shit? You are shit.
But you can do it.
>it's one of those threads again
I thought this board was for original content.
Go away; you're annoying.
fuck off
I can't lose my fucking virginity if nobody is willing to have sex with me
fucking die already you privileged normiefag
I lost 90 pounds a couple of years ago btw, fuck you
F2M here.
Just realized no one believes me that I'm trans.
Out of all the thai ladyboys in the world I'm the only one who's faking.
So everyone thinks you look like a biological guy?
What's the problem, faggot?
>>29604166
you'll never change the fact that you are a female. I'll be able to tell if I met you. simply by the way you act
do steroids
listen to mike mew
become GOD
pls b in london
Would you rather be born in a Nazi or Muslim society?
http://strawpoll.de/bgfa115
>>29604155
Nazis, as i will have actual freedom. (At least more than those goatfuckers)
>>29604248
how would you have more freedom?
>>29604155
What kind of Muslim society? Are we talking ISIS or Turkey?
>methinks
>henceforth
>mercurial
>>29604145
Fuck all that. "Granted" is the worst.
Fuck granted.
>>29604145
>Notwithstanding
>As such
>Thusly
>>29604145
>methinks
This just sounds stupid.
I just ate two whoppers, three slices of 7-11 pizza, and two doughnuts (they were free because it was late at the 7-11)
>>29604141
I just had a pizza hut pizza with 12 wings, 3 beers, 5 springrolls, a bacon cheeseburger and a family size bag of cookies. I like to vary tastes
I'm not even fat I just eat a lot
Hmmm... foods.
Bump. Wanna hear what you fatties ate today
>tfw you'll never achieve your hopes and dreams?
How do you cope with this /r9k/? How do you cope with the fact that you're doomed to be a depressed, useless, piece of shit for as long as you live? How do you deal with the fact that you'll never be a famous actor, or director, or author; that you'll never create a work of art as touching as your favorite movie, video game, or book? Better yet, how the fuck do you deal with the fact that you'll never even achieve your more "realistic" dreams like becoming a programmer, or that you'll ever be /fit/, or that you'll ever find true love. How do you deal with the fact that you're not even cut out for minimum wagecucking?
I don't know /r9k/, nothing in this world is easy and I'm just too god damn lazy to put in the work.
Sorry for the typos lads, I'm a little drunk right now.
>>29604095
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in its final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks that it is saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
The only thing I want in this world is to have sex and kill zombies, but I'm ugly and zombies don't exist.
