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>ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
>MONKEYS AND RABBITS LOOP DE LOOP
GOSH, OH GEE, BUT I HAVE FUN,
SWALLOWIN' ANIMALS ONE BY ONE
Animal crackers are literally cookies.
How could they possibly taste good in tomato soup?
Just thinking about it. Blech!
>>29603324
I hated those commercials so much
>even if you manage to somehow get a profession that allows you to move to japan it won't be anything like anime
JUST
No but it's really nice. People are very respectful and there isn't any crime. It's also really clean.
Singapore > Japan
>>29604542
>southeast asian hong kong
Japan is still better. they're not as infected by western jew culture as singapoor.
>tfw no heterochromia bf
>>29603294
kill yourself, you normie faggot
One of my friend has a dog that has that. It's a malamute, he's really cute. Are you interested?
It could be worse anon, you could be black like me.
is this the most robot song ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Dsnvk6M0
I always felt like this song was particularly relevant. The lyrics are plain but still pretty powerful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgSTG6z-KtE
This one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb5ZCr3YkM8
>Alien observer in a world that isn't mine
>>29603316
Fucking kek I just saw that first comment on the second video. Why do people use 4chan lingo outside of 4chan.
>>29603241
Oh nevermind I realize you were being ironic, I didn't bother reading the lyrics of your song until now. Excuse my autism.
What would your girlfriend do if she caught you playing this game?
>>29603221
dump your ass for jerking off
Once you have a girlfriend you aren't allowed to view porn.
>>29603221
i played that game, kinda a buzzkill that you couldnt rape other girls and the story was not as shitty as it should have been
>>29603221
>tfw no gf
It's an original feel
>oh shugah, thanks again for *bbrpprp* comin ova here on such short notice *fffffpfpfplpl*, I know our big concert is comin up soon *pppppprrrrrnt* and I want your honest opinion! *PPPRRAAPPP* I've been workin real hard on *BBBLUBLBBFFPFPT* my piano solo! Now you sure don't mind me *FFPLPBLPLLAAAP* bein in the nude? I just been having the hardest time putting *BRRAALRPPP* my muumuu! All right then sweetie *BLLLUUURRRRPPPFFPFPFPFT* here goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0
>>29603158
>that fucking song choice
>>29603210
>tfw no naked fat mama will ever loudly and uncontrollably rip ass while playing a sentimental ballad for you
would wife in an instant
/r9k/, Show us where you and others stand on the normie iceberg
The Higher the more Normal
>>29603115
What is this meant to represent?
>competing to see who's more of a robot
What are you, 15? You sound like a bunch of teenagers talking about who likes metal the most.
Get the fuck out of here.
>>29603115
Comfy picture.
Is it possible to commit suicide by starving to death? How much time would it take? I live alone, my parents visit me once a month.
Unrelated pic
>>29603086
You'll die very quick from dehydration but it is painful.
>>29603106
I don't really mind the pain. How much time are we talking about?
>>29603152
Guess you could try locking yourself and then breaking the key.
But m8, why do you want to go like that? Sounds like a hassle.
show why reddit is terrible in a screenshot
What are you talking about? I love reddit. It is so much better than here.
What do their mods actually hope to accomplish by removing comments?
>>29603187
Can't have le racism!!!!!
So I know you guys are probably the worst people to ask for advice but I thought I'd give it a try
>meet oneitis
>start flirting with her
>she starts going out with my (no longer) best friend instead
>Three years later they finally break up
>She starts talking with me more
>we start hanging out
>she's saying things like
"I really like hanging out with you"
"I get excited when I get texts from you"
>body language is off the charts
>I'm certain she's into me
>Start trying to do more date like things with her, going to make my move
>I'm finally getting of this ride
>today she texts me asking for advice
>she says that she gave her number to some guy who was hitting on her and now she's too nervous to text him back because he's a total chad
At this point I think it's one of two things. Either I totally misread her feelings for me, or she's trying to make me jealous. She is the kind the kind of person who would play these kind of head games, but with her history of rejecting me I'm really not sure. I could either take this as a sign to back off or call her bluff and hasten my courtship of her. As of right now I'm leaning towards the latter. I don't give a shit if I ruin my chances with her in the long run. I'm not letting myself get cucked again.
>>29603063
should've ignored her the first time. robot hasn't installed red flag detector
"don't answer any of his calls. Also you are really pretty. Want are your plans this weekend?"
There you go, Anon. No matter how she answers you will feel relieved. Take her out bowling. Bitches love bowling.
>>29603167
>she doesn't reply
>5 days later she texts "I went out with him anyway and went back to his place! I had a good time! What should I do next?
OP just drop the bitch she fucks your friend when you sent signals. she leads you on then namedrops another guy. just stop giving the whore attention and drop her from your life. she's not worth the time.
I want to fuck off from society. I've fucking had it, I'm done. I'd rather kill myself than integrate.
How do I sustain living alone?
Learn to hunt and everything flows from there.
>>29603051
I'd suggest going somewhere that is remote enough that you can be off the grid, but within some distance of a township. the upper-midwest is chalk full of these places.
>>29603109
This sounds ideal, really.
>>29603064
Might be inclined to eventually.
Both of my parents are model tier attractive, smart, highly educated, socially savvy, and rich.
Meanwhile, I am short, ugly, average in intelligence, socially stunted, and I am already stagnating in my career.
WHY GOD? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO TORTURE ME LIKE THIS.
>my sister is an intelligent ivy league bound stacy
>my brother is an intelligent ivy league chad grad
>my cousins are attractive stacys/chads
at family gatherings I am the ugly black sheep, a complete genetic misfit. even my female cousins tower over me.
>be as attractive as you can given the circumstances without being your moms clone
>still get fat and make her reee
Its even more gratifying desu
>Get fit
>buy some fashionable clothes
>get a clean cut haircut and shave
>don't be a beta cuck
>go find a hobby so you can relate to
>cooking, running, biking, anything
Pic unrelated
>>29603146
I hate when I get golfers elbow
This is a girl whos ass I used to stare at everyday in the hallway and wack my weiner too more than id like too admit (without ever saying a word to her)
>be junior
>virgin
>degenerate
>masturbated in every bathroom of the high school (except all but one girls bathroom)
>shes a senior
>redhead with blonde highlights easy 8/10
>she asks me for my number at the library
>we hang out three times and shes already giving the succ
>we fuck
>its great
>we do everything
>shes kinky as fuck
>does whatever I want
>we do it everyday
>she continually proclaims to me the superior size of my penis compared to her exes
>shes my first kiss too
>no longer feel like robot
>feelin alpha
>still not but fuck it
She just left a little bit ago and I thoughtd id share.
Any other success stories?
Sure is great being a normie :^)
NormalFaggot Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29602877
Nice dubs.
Finish the fucking job and jerk off in the last bathroom.
just talked to a feminist who railed against gender roles, but then admitted she is only and solely attracted to men who are hypermasculine in the traditional sense, treat her like garbage, choke her during sex, and are at least 6 inches taller than her
i fucking hate women
i mean.. whatever, man.
What kind of responses do you even want for this shit?
feminism is just one giant shit test to find men who will tell them to shut up and bend over
>>29602851
Oh, man. I am so enraged right now. This confirms all my views about women. Women are shit. Ill never stop talking about that. Because its true. Women are all whores. Everything is lost. Oh boy.
I guess ill remain a virgin forever, but i dont care because women are all shit. I really dont care, im not complaining. But ill have to remain a virgin.
Nice cammy pic tho
4chan is a containment zone, a holding place, a prison, a loony bin for the mentally ill scum of the Internet that would get bullied and banned in normal parts of the Internet, so they all congregate here to form their own loser culture.
Prove me wrong, even though you can't because I'm right.
>>29602829
I liked you better when you were frog-posting.
None of you normies understand.
I'm not locked up in here for my safety.
I'm locked up in here for your safety.
>>29602927
kek 4 star post
