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This thread is against the rules - skype threads are considered /soc/ threads, what is the reason you think discord threads are different?
There is nothing wrong with /soc/. If you like /soc/ type threads go there and start them.
>>29602818
How about you just fuck right off.
>>29602818
this is a gr8 thread, nice job OP!
Don't even fucking say hello to a bitch
>>29602770
and the comments for a little extra rage
When she is 40 and completely invisible we will see what she has to say. Preview: wahhhh!
>>29602770
Wew lad she fucked in the head harder than I am.
Guess Chad cumpt her and dumpt her.
Vent here, just let it go robots.
I will listen.
>>29602676
I'll start.
>Be 23
>out of college
>Get a good job upon graduating doing marketing for a very reputable company
>Have a nice qt3.14 boss who really likes me and actually makes work less shit.
>Actually doing a job I enjoy
>She takes a job elsewhere for higher pay
>Co-worker takes her place
>She's a fresh-off-the-boat currynigger.
>She's rude, disrespectful, moody, and incredibly pushy
>People around me and in my department quit because of how much they dislike her.
>My job changes entirely
>I have to use 10+ programs when I originally used 3 because everyone else left the team for a rival company.
>No clue how to use these programs, no guides, nothing
>Ask pooinloo to train me so I don't fall behind in work and not get the work done.
>Gets angry when I ask for help, refuses to train me.
>Try to learn on my own, have no clue what I'm doing
>Begin to beg for help, she refuses again and gets even more frustrated
>Pulls me into a conference room to yell at me.
>Tells me I'm never going to ever succeed, tells me that my face bothers her, my hands bother her (why I don't know.)
>Eventually she stops talking to me.
>I give her work she assigns to me, never replies or gives any feedback
>She stops speaking to me, stops giving me work etc.
>Know what's coming
>Get a Outlook meeting with the HR Business Associate
>Gettingfired.jpg
>Take a week of "vacation" off.
>Get paid to essentially holding off me being fired
>Come in the next week
>Do nothing until 4
>Have meeting
>Fired with a month's pay of severance
>Go back to desk to get my crap and leave
Been unemployed for a month now. Job literally killed my confidence and makes me feel like I'm going to be a failure everywhere else. I know it's just one shit job, but it was my first one. I liked it until management changed heads. I'm depressed again for being jobless. I don't want to leave my house because I'm ashamed of myself.
>>29602676
Your picture is pretty rude dude. Why would I tell you if you don't care
>>29602699
I had no other picture to use.
Sorry.
>be turbo manlet
>stand behind girl on an escalator
>my head is the same height as her bum
>praying that she farts
>she doesn't
Keep trying to imagine this how tall are you?
>>29602597
Can't be real. Noone can be that short.
>>29602722
4'6 in height
blox
>tfw got circumcised but still feel my phantom foreskin
>tfw best of both worlds, the hygiene and look of a cut dick and the pleasure of an uncut dick
>look of a cut dick
I think uncut dicks that don't have phimosis usually look better.
just wait a while
>>29602644
I think he means when he was born
I thought phantom sensations were usually painful, anyway
List normie memes that people actually believe in.
>>29602526
>That image
You can say that about literally anything
>muh genetics
since everyone here is a normie anyway
>>29602526
>Just be yourself
>women like nice guys
>eventually women will realize how good you are
>/fit/
>looks don't matter
>Hold me tight, Anon
>>29602521
Is that the girl from Eternal Sunshine?
>>29602521
>3D
into the sea you go
Who needs men when you can have the delicious BK mac n' cheetos for the low low price of $2.49!
Hey anon, I found this weird comic book under your bed. I know you import japanese shit occasionally, can you read this? I flipped through it and I think you might have something to tell me and dad you haven't told us before...
Does anyone have that one picture of the futa comic with the japanese mom's writing on it that says "aren't girls with pee-pees just men?" thanks in advance, it's going to get posted eventually
>>29602494
I fucking love shimakaze trap doujins, and I'm glad there are so many of them.
>>29602583
I'm surprised that of all the possible requests out there, this is the one I'm able to fulfill.
The problem isn't women, /r9k/. The problem is AMERICAN women. Doesn't even matter what race they are, all women who grew up in the US are fucked in the head.
You break the mold OP, you really stand out as a person. People will flock to you just to bask in the light of your immaculate insight into the human mind.
>>29602466
if you ever left america, you would realize how untrue this statement is.
>>29602466
Western women, really.
Sometimes I think of moving to eastern Europe or Russia in my 30s. I seriously consider learning Russian or Ukrainian, or Polish maybe. Some of those countries don't seem so bad. Seems like Slav women aren't shy about wanting dominant men and will give you hell if you're not. I'm OK with that. I like when things are clear.
Hello FEDS
All the fucking roaches are gonna say the worst thing they've ever done ITT
>>29602434
How bout no? How the fuck did the robot even allow you to post this shit anyways?
>>29602434
I took a penny, but didn't leave a penny.
I killed 6 million people and it was pretty fun
fucking idiots think i died in that bunker LMAO
post you're waifu and a short message to her
to rem: you're so cute!!!
to sweetie belle: i love pwning your butthole every night
To Kirigiri Chan:
You are super great but please don't get into a cannon relationship next season or I may an hero.
To Chinatsu: you are cute and I really really like you!
Who else /birthdayalone/ here? Nobody came to say hello, I didn't get any presents. I guess this is what growing up feels like.
Post birthday experiences.
Happy birthday anon!
I still get a happy birthday from my parents. As for presents, they get me either clothes or money
It was my birthday on the 27th, nobody seemed to notice, I didn't mind that though.
Happy birthday anon.
>>29602388
Happy birthday, anon! I love you! Have a great day!
I'm going to kill myself and it's not because i hate myself or depression or otherwise mentally ill i just think life is repetitive, boring and gay.
The NEET life destroyed things i used to enjoy by doing them constantly and the wagecuck life is just work and chores and sleep with some free time to do things i don't even care about.
Thanks for reading my blog post.
>>29602375
>the attention whore tries to cover his bases and make himself sound cool and above it all
>>29602403
Yeah because I have a lot to gain from that on an anonymous image board.
I just wanted to see if anyone knew this feel.
>>29602520
I know that feel, not much keeping me alive, I don't even have job and have barely left house in half a year since losing last job
Time just goes and goes, obstacles mount.
>Hey anon I wheelie enjoyed talking to you today! Would you like to get coffee sometime this week? T-together I mean...
>>29602363
> can't feel it when you put it in her butthole
think i'm in love
>>29602400
don't be so crass anon
>I wheelie enjoyed talking to you
>eat
>30mins
>get hungry
>eat
>30mins
>get hungry
>eat
>30mins
>get hungry
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29602348
eat bigger meals
I am familiar with this feelio
>>29602348
How much sugar do you eat? That can increase cravings, especially for more sugar.
It's also possible that you are malnourished if you're not eating properly so your body is basically starving, even with adequate (or too many) calories.
