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When did you realize that facial aesthetics >>> everything
10/10 facial aesthetics are necessary for a trouble-free life, they are the natural weapon against the jewish dream
Forget about much more irrelevant factors such as your height, body, wealth, humor or penis size
Your social contacts, your interaction, unironically every kind of success a man can receive depend on your face and symmetry
Every job interview, every presentation are subject to your jawline or cheekbone development
You can't fix bad aesthetics.
>>29606814
I know, they depend on genetically heredity
That's why only the upper 10 percent will breed
>>29606809
>Every job interview, every presentation are subject to your jawline or cheekbone development
And maxilla
i *NEED* a /pol/ bf
preferences:
>PST
>responds quickly
>plays runescape/tf2/rotmg
>reads evola
>is okay with me being clingy
PS i am a guy
>>29606807
>PS i am a guy
there's your problem, faggot
>>29606807
>is a faggot
>posts nazi imagery
You know what they did to subhuman scum like you? KYS
>>29606834
fight me
aboriginal origami
As a white guy, I'm literally only attracted to brown women
As a robot, I'm literally attracted to all women and women-like persons and things.
As a brown guy, I'm literally only attracted to beating up white putos ese
Oh, you do? Thanks for telling us your sexual preference. We really wanted to know.
Great blog, would read again. Subscribed. Shared. Liked.
I'm fucking jammin
>>29606766
Turn up the jams, man
>>29606766
Jam on, my jammin jam man.
>>29606766
Gee bill, TWO JAMS?
Are IBDs the most robot diseases?
>had bloody diarrhea 7 times today
>stomach in constant pain
>don't enjoy eating at all anymore when I remember what will happen in 30 minutes, always light headed now due to loss of appetite
>can't go anywhere without worrying I'll shit my pants
>even if I got a job I would probably get fired on the first day for taking a shit every half hour
i think you should kill yourself and hope for a better reroll.
>>29606757
Sounds better by the day.
>>29606745
>always light headed now due to loss of appetite
Actually that's probably due to dehydration. Most of the water one ingests is actually in food. So if you're fasting or not eating much, be sure to drink more water to compensate.
This girl has been posting on /fit/ trying to help other autists and I think she belongs here not there desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liY56MHNs8E
>>29606709
she should make ASMR
why doesn't she make asmr
>>29606765
you want someone that spastic doing asmr?
>>29606783
>you want someone that spastic doing asmr?
her voice is perfect for it
I don't know why, it just seems like it would be calming, she could probably make really good ASMR if she tried
by spastic are you referring to what she was talking about? honestly i wasn't even paying attention it sounded like some boring "how to" shit and I was paying attention to her voice
I can't even play videogames without getting frustrated. They're one of my biggest pleasures but I fucking suck so bad and failing takes out any fun. Help.
Very important to learn to control your autistic rage
>>29606689
I don't act out or break anything, it just drains fun. I'm not that autistic.
Play a co-op game with someone good
play a group online game; even if you do fail, it's the teams fault
play casual games
>4 in the morning right now
>sleeping in the same room as another person
>have to go to the bathroom but can't leave without waking them up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29606589
Touch them lewdly
You can always pee in a bottle or in the trash can. Dirty clothes will work too because they have to be washed anyway.
>>29606589
>them up
Stop playing the pronoun game.
You with a boy or girl, you faggot
Do people still use forums? What are some good forums for robots?
My interests are anime, video games, hentai and music.
>>29606602
But I meant forums and not imageboards, anon.made me chuckle though
>>29606586
thinkpad forum is good
also reddit interest and porn forums are good (interest being subs for specific interests like thinkpads)
Is that some sort of threat, kid? You don't want to get on my bad side. I'll give you 3 seconds to apologize and walk away. If you dont wanna listen to orders... you'll experience hell on earth by the hands of me, Master Johnathan of the Mediterranean
just kill me jonathan
>>29606525
fuck you, jonathan, you little shit
get out of here with your fucking social experFUCFKLIG NIF FUCKLIGN HATE YOU JONATHAHN
>>29606610
i tried to warn you faggot
but guess what? you didnt wanna listen.
what a shame, you couldve done great things for the worldpssshhhh just kidding kid...
now taste the wrath of Johnathan, the Merciless Ocean King
Any anons who /vape/ here? Is it worth getting into?
Far better than smoking anon.
I'm too tired to elaborate further though.
I vape because I can't afford smoking anymore. Don't do it if you aren't already addicted to nicotine.
>>29606577
Is it bad for you still Im guessing?
>2016
>still falling for the vaginal jew
Why don't you get a qt twink like pic related to satisfy your desires?
They only like yuge dicks.
I don't understand that pic.
Is this supposed to be a Normiebook pic where he tells everyone he's gonna be a dad or some shit?
Because that's not a "daddy" if ya nahmsayn
>>29606526
Oh nevermind.
I take that back.
Pic is shopped.
Hello I am a lonely boy I want a girlfriend I'm a little chubby please post contact info and I will contact and date you!!
>>29606454
No fuck you
mocha flavored ice coffeeisgood
What's your height?
Do you even have a job?
post pic
>>29606454
Bumping cause this guy is really cool, he's just a little chubby and lonely. Give him a chance he's a great guy.
>cr1tical was a normie chad all along
I feel cheated.
I still like him. Apparently he's a bit of a sperg irl and he had some pretty bad OCD
>>29606329
I don't really know how this contributes to thread but here, take this.
>>29606361
Fuck off gay shill.
>wife divorcing me after I had a seizure working 2 jobs (a couple hours of sleep in th morning) everyday for the past year supporting her bad spending habits
Sounds like you're better off without her.
>>29606328
Why are you here?
Get a good attorney, don't contact or speak to her, and be prepared to be completely fucked over by the system.
>>29606328
Why would she divorce you over a seizure?
