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Am I the only one that things glorifying the alpha male lifestyle is rewarding women?
The harder you try to become alpha male, you're just giving them what they want.
Why the hell should they be allowed a limitless supply of emotionless alphas to please and compete with them?
Bump.
blox blox you know I don't nee to be original you fucking cuck robot.
Please respond you fucking cucks.
Calm down. What choice do we have really? They want what they want.
But the way I see it, it doesn't actually change anything in the long run. The alphas are the top tier males. You can become more like the current alphas and the women will like it, but eventually women will adapt and readjust the hierarchy and only become attracted to the top tier males again. That's what makes them better, and that's what makes women willing to share them.
So you can compete for a better place in the hierarchy, but in the end, the amount of acceptable alphas are limited. But I guess if you behave like an alpha, you can temporarily "fool" them (but looks probably matter more than behavior for that), but eventually they'll figure out that they just weren't very good at identifying the top tier males because they were just all acting the same.
Ooo anon baby that curry isn't sitting right with me..I think I need to..
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Shout out to the anon who's birthday it is today. This farts for you~
*BFFFRRRRRRRPPPMT*
*omfno fofe weeg mofin*
BRAAAAAAAAAARRPPP pttsfssss
>>29607303
Eat the curry like it was groceries
Ok robots, post your bed you sleep on.
Currently sleeping on a cot.
>>29607302
Why do so many retards not have sheets on their beds? What the fuck?
>>29607497
Because when you're this far gone who cares if you have sheets or not?
>>29607497
I used to but I just stopped giving a fuck like the other anon said
>senior year english class, doing presentations on anything
>I ask teacher to confirm; we can do ANYTHING?
>"Yes, anything"
>start thinking
>think about what I'm very knowledgable about
>Begin a presentation about how futanari effects character dynamics in the touhou doujinshi community
>My presentation is first thing on Tuesday
>bust my ass writing about all the different dynamic changes; how more masculine characters are given a dick that matches their personality, etc
>Get up to present
>Start my powerpoint, nothing too lewd, a few mild bulges
>Get about 2 minutes in
>Teacher stops me to ask for clarification
>"So... is this porn you're talking about? It sounds a lot like porn, in which case I'm going to have to ask you to stop."
>Explain that these doujinshi are artistic works and in no way associated with JUST porn
>Teacher gives me the benefit of the doubt, says if I fuck ONE MORE THING UP IN THE SLIGHTEST I AM GOING TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE
>Get to my slide on Sakuya, it's a little bit too risque
>Teacher shuts off projector, tells me I need to leave
>Suspended for a week, recieve an F on the project
>>29607278
I know it's not real but I wish it was
tangerinetially related pic
>>29607278
Followup
>Now end of June
>I was allowed to walk at graduation due to my IEP getting me out of trouble
>I live in a small town of like 300, everyone in town knows now
>I turned in my resume to a few places and they all called back saying I can't be in a customer facing position in this town because of my reputation
How is to live in big city as a robot?
I go to college in Manhattan/NYC. It's not bad because there's tons of things to do; but I rarely go because I have no one to go with.
So lonely...
It's great tbqh
Not an original comment
>>29607224
At least in some aspects, it's easier than living in a small town.
>blending into the masses is easier
>not fitting in is less of a problem
>more things to do
>being forgotten is easier
I keep waking up and I can't fall asleep. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Lack of intellectual stimulation, excess of pleasurable stimulation or office/school-type work, diet, exercise.
Anxiety?
Oregano
>falling for the sleeping meme
You're almost enlightened bro
Who has worse genes than me here?
>from a manlet family (no one above 5'8")
>3/10 face
>bad teeth
>very small head
>narrow shoulders
>wide hips
>5.5inch pencil dick
>very small feet - some men's shoes not available in my size
>family history of depression, hypertension, anxiety and diabetes
> Genes meme
Is that you in the photo? He'd be normal looking if he shaved off the pedostache, got a normal haircut and glasses
Bad teethe don't come from genes, they come from eating a shitty diet and bad habits like sucking your thumb, or mouth-breathing. If you grow up eating nothing but soft autist food like wonderbread and kraft mac n cheese your jawbones don't develop properly then your teeth crowd together.
Wide hips are probably from all the synthetic estrogens modern boys are exposed to.
5.5 inches is slightly above average actually....
>tfw you could have been normal and healthy
>>29607142
jesus christ dude that nigga would not be good looking no matter what he does. quit these reddit memes that everybody is salvageable and has potential. MOST people are yes but not everyone is that's just feel good false hope disney bullshit. life is a crapshoot and genetics are random. you can end up with some ugly fucking combinations that are beyond saving.
try opening up the game the sims and play with the sim randomizer a few times and see how many abominations come out. sort of like that.
>>29606948
To answer your question, not me. I certainly have better genes than you
Red flags for boys:
> into comics, video games or anime
> owns a PC
> has dated an asian girl
> didn't go to prom in highschool
> didn't play sports in highschool
> doesn't have a job
> goes on walks at night
> doesn't enjoy parties and social situations
>isn't 7 feet tall with huge muscles and a giant cock that ejaculates money
>>29606940
>has dated an asian girl
You don't have to worry about that one I swear!
Red flags for girls
>she's not a virgin
>she voted bernie
>she an atheist
>supports gays
>went to college for art degree
>believes in the pay gap
>owns a dog
Too bad you're all sluts desu
So why are women allowed to state they have a preference for black men/whatever and no one cares but if I say I prefer white women and I tend not to be attracted to black women it's racist?
>>29606939
Just say what you want, don't worry about consequences.
White women get called racist for saying they don't wanna date niggers too, it's nice a gender issue here, it's race. Human beings are basic biological creatures that seek to fulfill their urges with others who most resemble themselves (similar races). The entire concept that not being attracted to a different race is racist is the same Marxist bullshit used to shame people into abandoning their natural in-group preferences in the name of "equality" or whatever the fuck.
>>29606939
the same people that give men shit give women shit too.
everyone else doesn't care because they know that you like what you like.
>tfw you're expelled from your school and not allowed to walk at graduation for licking your crush's feet
Alright, so post the whole story, sounds intriguing
>>29606930
cool except this didn't happen
>>29606930
how do you deal with toejam? lick around it or is it a nutritional bonus?
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous
>>29606926
Doing an original roll
>>29606926
Dorollitos
Time to roll roll rollllll
You idiots do realize you're getting older everyday, right? Stop being a bunch of scared wimps and find yourself a qt girl before you're completely and utterly undesirable.
>>29606917
>find yourself a qt girl before you're completely and utterly undesirable.
why do you think I even want to do this?
isn't it better to live a calm, relaxing life the way I want to live rather than join the rat race and put myself in uncomfortable situations?
think about it, anon. you say "find yourself a girl". WHY do you say that? If this wasn't such a societal imperative I bet way less people would want to get into permanent relationships
>just go outside and get a qt anon, its so simple
let me just go to the nearest qt mart and pick myself a qt
thanks OP you fucking faggot
H-hello Ausfags
I-Is it time?
Yeha australia really sucks
Sunny coast cyborg reporting in.
Back is feeling better, but now my neck is stiff after taking painkillers and sleeping 14hrs
>>29606898
Whats it like living in Australia? Is it the type of place thats amazing to vacation but not live?
>Mommy, why does daddy always get home so late? Why is he always covered in blood? And why is it every time I ask him, he always says that everywhere he goes, he must rape. What's rape?
>>29606893
Ask OPs retarded brother, honey.
>>29606893
Rape is enforcing sex with another human without his/her permission or idk it is fucking rape honey.
I got a mommy
tell me about the most delusional woman you've met
She say he so sweet, but i want to lick the wrapper
>so i let her lick the rapper
>>29606847
kek. Well, she just behaves as if she were still in her 20s, that's all...
>>29606847
>31
>fit-thick
Throw it in the flesh bucket and grind it to pieces.
