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Why do women want to always stay friends after a break up? Real reason.
So they dont have to feel guilty
>>29610223
Because it makes them feel powerful to keep you as an orbiter.
To demonstrate you it's not about you, but about them. Although if you are not a cuck, you would reject this offer and defriend her from any accounts you have, unless you are harboring the hope of getting together on some real basis.
Can we have a qt girls thread?
>>29610199
try again OP, this time using a pic of a girl who does not look like a boy
>>29610208
>being this insecure
Post a qt then
that girl looks like the archetypal australian lad
>trying to get early
>set it at 10:30pm
>sometime I can go completely fine sometimes I NEED ONE (1) HOUR TO PISS
>went to TWO (2) Urologists
>both of them said im completely fine
If that is not a call to be neet then I dont know what is
Consecutively, or in frequent spurts?
>>29611524
Its a bit difficult to explain but after I piss the first time I still feel like pissing and the second time usually takes a lot of time even thought I feel like I will piss myself and sometimes even after pissing for a second time I still feel like I'm not completely empty.Its really annoying because I either get wetdreams or just cant fall asleep since I feel like I will piss myself every second.
ded tred
Need orbiters? Not attractive enough to gain them through soc? Tired of failing to derail threads to gain attention? Blatant attention whoring not even working?! Well this is a thread for you.
This is the thread for you! Post a little about yourself and why you want some?
Required:
A/S/L (if your trans or trap state it)
and a voice recording of you quoting this picture.
Feel free to leave your contact but it might be more efficient to just get your orbiters contacts.
>when you're so much a fail of an attentioncunt you have to get orbiters like this
>falling for the orbiter meme
Kekaw
>>29610175
if you want orbiters you probably want to post a picture of yourself.
I keep hearing all this news about how the value of GBP is at an all-time low. I don't really know what this means and I'm scared to ask mummy. I showered and shaved on Monday and I don't want to lose the 200 points I got.
You should have invested your GBP to tendies. They never lose their value.
>>29610116
this hasn't been funny since early 2015
stop
>>29610277
:^)
all my friends on reddit love this meme
What was your fav board before /r9k/
/adv/ and /g/ here
/pol/. I realized that politics was negatively impacting my mood.
Some shitty drug board on another chan filled with paranoid delusional fuck ups.
>>29610110
/sp/ and /d/
>turning 25 this week
>literally achieved nothing in quarter century
my biggest accomplishment in life is the get I got on /mu/ that one time.
enjoy your shitlife
post screen cap of the get.
>>29610107
Epic fail mate. Now check these supreme digits.
Why do people pretend to be happy when they find out they're going to have a babby?
Why are you an edgy, delusional, idiot teenager who can't figure that one out for himself? Your post is so cringe worthy, I got wrinkles all over my face from the 2nd hand embarrassment.
>>29610101
>teenager
I'm 33.
Nice binaries though
>>29610101
>teenager
To be honest, OP's sentiment is also very young adult male normie. Just about every normal guy from 20-30 would shit their pants at a positive pregnancy test.
it's my 20th birthday today.
what's some good anime to watch to quench my loneliness.
I recommend watching My Love Story.
It's really heart-warming and will make you feel better.
>>29610094
Ore Monogatari in japanese right?
Anyway I suggest Space Patrol Luluco
How can i leave therapy without getting v&? I want to get oit of therapy because its gay, he doesnt consider me a threat right now but he knows i cut and have suicidal thoughts abd ive told him some sexual things ive done, if i just tell him im leaving after two sessions will he do anything?
>>29609863
>no backstory
>no context
>lazy post
Eat shit
Tell us the sexual things you've done.
>>29610108
ive been in therapy for two sessions, i told him i have suicidal thoughts and cut, ive cumsharked girls before, i was earnestly going with therapy for the last two sessions but its been two weeks since my last session and its coming up and to him its like i want to leave up out of nowhere
Tomorrow my father is turning 70. This got me thinking how time has passed and he won't be here for me for ever.
Anyway I don't know what to give him as a present.
>>29609736
He should have been dead. 70 years of eating, shitting, taking up fucking space on this earth.
Get your dad an exit bag so he can finally rest in peace.
Just print your pepe folder,
Get him a tombstone.
>one chance at life
>have a 4 inch erect penis
>>29609727
get asian waifu or become a trap
>>29609759
Yea m8 u ARNT completely fucked
Girldick or boiclit?
>talk to a guy from 4chan, especially r9k
>because he is too awkward to actually have a conversation he just spews shit memes
every time.
>>29609654
Generally it just means they're underage
>>29609654
>she adds the suspiciously too good for r9k guy instead of more realistic one
Every time.
T. Over 6ft guy that rarely gets added.
You girls are too busy checking for beta provider en masse or don't respond well either. From experience with 3 contacts
>>29610986
The fact that you have to establish that you're over 6ft makes me think your either an autist, liar, or both
You can sound like a meme spouting sperg regardless of how you look
>right NOW there's a wagecuck reading this post while he's at work
Get back to work, wagie, before Mr Shekelstein catches you slacking off!
>>29609636
>1 tendy has been deposited into your bennies account
>>29609656
Wagecuck spotted
Get back to work boy, who else is going to pay for my LAVISH lifestyle?
>>29609679
jokes on you lad I'm a failed normie.
So is masturbating your vagina and behaving like a whore on the web cam the only way to prove that you're a real girl and not some faggot or tranny nowdays?
>>29609623
>
I HATE U TYWIN
Yes, visual proof of vaginal contractions via animated .gif, with confirmation of timestamp is the only way.
wow r u a gril?
