Has anyone experienced this thing where simply "remembering" something from years ago is considered autistic or the mark of a loser?
I bumped into a guy from Jr High yesterday, hadn't seen him in nearly 10 years. Said something like:
>I think the last time I saw you was at [person]'s house, we all went to watch the finale of The OC.
(side note: I went because a girl I liked went)
His response:
>Uhhhh... maybe? I don't know man. That was so long ago, you seriously remember that?...
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>>29609604
that guy is a fucking asshole op
>>29609604
>wow, get out much?
What an asshole, holy shit.
>>29609604
Depends. If you had been like "we went to anon's house the rug was red the wallpaper was blueish green and the tv was about 44 inches wide and we saw the episode where the guy and the girl argued about what cereal to eat" then yes, it would have been autistic. Just remembering the last time you saw someone isn't weird at all and your friend is kind of a dick for being a toolbox extraordinaire about it.
>TFW both my parents were wizards before they met
>TFW My uncles are either wizards or alcoholics
>TFW my brother is a fellow khv robot
>TFW my grandpa only married my grandma because he got really really lucky with a sperg-out
Should I even try to infect the next generation with my genes?
>implying you have the available uterus with option to buy
>>29609519
Ill infect your next generation with you if you are a girl!
You can try to buy good personality genes from Eastern Europe. It's the only way for you to pass down your shit tier gene without commiting crime against your future kids.
Has all this constant cuckolding and BBC shit ruined straight sex for anyone else? I am so tired of seeing this shit when I don't want to that the only way I can get non-niggery porn is to stick to gay and lesbian.
>>29609491
no because i'm not an impressionable retard who falls for memes
>>29609505
The SFM porn blogs I follow have BBC on the first page when they once never had it at all. Why can't man on woman be as white as homosexual stuff?
When I was watching porn as a young teenager I saw some of the jewy bm/wf shit, but I just took it in stride of "porn being full of weird shit." I just ignored the men and focused on the tits.
It was only after I came to 4chan, and got exposed to the white male humiliation memes/propaganda, that it started to become something personal or uncomfortable. So I just avoid bm/wf porn now. Quitting porn altogether is probably a very healthy idea.
Jews are wicked jealous of whites.
Just found out my grandfather touched my sister when we were kids. There's been a lot of arguing. I guess all that feminist stuff she reads makes sense now
Who /dysfunctionalfamily/ here?
How can you escape, when does it end?
I'll give myself a bump
bump
>got the shit kicked out of me when i was little
>spazed out and started screaming last time i got hit
>dad stopped hitting me, we havent talked in 4+ month
>still fucking hate him
>still live in the same house though..
>>29609695
Sucks, I hate feeling like a prisoner, stuck in my room
who else here have no idea how to masturbate?
That's some next level autism there, friend'o.
Learn 2 masturb8, m8.
>>29609476
but how?
I might stroke a bit and my dick might get a bit hard but nothing follows, no cum no good feeling no anything
>get penis out of pants
>look at some erotic images until it becomes larger and rigid
>lightly grasp penis as if it was a bicycle handle
>move hand up and down until white stuff comes out the end
>become vaguely sad and start thinking about video games
You can also use your hand in the same way, except keep it stationary and thrust your penis in and out of it as if it were a lady's vagina.
ITT: Post and discuss robot food.
I like to cook ramen in the microwave, then stir fry it with a bit of peanut butter and garlic. It's like a really shitty pad thai and it fucking rocks.
Pancakes are low effort as fuck, use milk instead of water and throw in an egg and it makes it 900% better. If you wanna spend your hard earned neetbux nutella is breddy gucci with em
The only thing a robot should be putting in their mouth.
>>29609255
eggs. eggs in many formats.
>he socializes like a virgin
>>29609106
I don't think I understand 100%, I'm like at 95%. So let's clarify what you mean by
>>he socializes like a virgin
You're talking about starting this thread, right?
>he opens the fridge like a virgin
pathetic
>>29609106
>she has fetal-alcohol syndrome
Wow. This is the best smelling fragrance I bought in a long time. Had a girl compliment me just the other day and wanted to know what I was wearing. Robots, if you want a confidence boost and want to smelling amazing GET THIS NOW. I'm not even a cologne type of guy, but after seeing a couple of guys on here talking about it I decided to blind buy. Probably my best purchase this year, I never knew perfume can actually smell awesome.
Thanks bro, but I've got my fragrance covered
I've been exclusively using Mortean Fast Knockdown by Reckitt Benckiser for years.
It has rich a chemical bouquet with hint of oriental spice, with a fast acting killing power.
>>29609104
is it better then the black armani code?
Today I turned 20. no-one besides my mom & a friend have wished me a happy birthday.
I`m under a lot of pressure due to unfinished schoolwork, I don`t even have any idea if I will ever get anywhere in life.
My only pair of functioning earbuds broke just after I visited my grandparent`s grave yesterday.
(I cant have that one peaceful moment where I put on some electro swing & have a cig with coffee.)
Im a /pol/lack but it seems I`ve been a robot without knowing it for who knows how long.
I havent told many of the things ive struggled with for...
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>>29609081
Hey friendo,
What electro swing would you have listened to?
i can tell you struggle a lot
>>29609096
probably something by Caravan Palace or proleteR
i have a friend who uses drugs and i use drugs too, i hang out with him sometimes, he happened to be chilling with a girl who also does drugs, we somehow say hi and chat, we somehow exchange numbers, i get to know her for a month, i find out she has had 3 ex boyfriends, she told me she has had sex with them.
she is 22, i am a 26 year old hugless kissless virgin, should i settle for used goods or find a virgin qt girl?
i think i am going to stick to my robot roots and just cut her off, unfortunately for her she likes me
she had another man's dick in...
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ne1 0011
>>29609057
Ur an idiot, a sheltered idiot.
Smash box or be forever alone. The choice is yours.
>>29609057
Pump and dump. It's the only thing sluts like her is good for. It'll be good practice so you'll be ready when you do find a virgin waifu.
Tfw fell in love with someone from the internet on the other side of the ocean
Again
Just fuck my shit up senpai
I know that feel
origano
We're on the same boat. He makes me so fucking happy everyday.
>>29608985
That's perfectly fine anon, I fell in love with a fucking sex doll
Post the saddest song, that you have ever heard, that make you sad, cry and suicidal. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fB4gjiMVKFI
>>29608978
Johnny Cash - Hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
Johnny Cash - One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOqeobEF2N4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vBZ5SLJmfdw
>tfw i have wasted my entire life and there is no going back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R53hgUh5PmI
What is the greatest tasting thing on earth, and why is it the female butthole?
>>29608912
Christ, she really is loving it isn't she?
>>29608912
because pheromones
>>29608912
female asshole is full of pheromones and female juices, its pure ambrosia.
>Match girl on tinder
>Conversation going really well
>Arrange to meet next week
>Really want it to work out
>She's 6'3
What do? Is there any hope of this working out? Will people laugh at us?
>>29608881
You shouldn't care if she doesn't. Women can smell insecurity from a mile away like a shark smelling blood. Stand with your chin up next to your giantess QT and be proud to break the conditioning. I'm a 5'6 manlet, god knows I need it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIl_BNIJcFg
>>29608917
What's the tallest you would go? I normally find petite girls around 5'2 attractive but we're just getting on so well. I'll try to stand proud.
>>29608881
>>29608917
>>29608945
I probably have put the wrong image
But if its the right one, read through it.
Manlets will never, EVER be treated as actual adultst.manlet
How's the weight loss coming, bros?
This is me, started back in January.
chad pls go thnks
reeee
>>29608875
doesn't look like you're getting results as effective as you could be getting
what is your weight loss regime? almost looks like you just dehydrated yourself to be honest
do more cardio
run for like an hour a day
>>29608975
I know it looks like that just because of the way my body stores fat, but I've actually lost 20 pounds. Went from 168 to 148.
Regime is just calorie counting, and change of diet from McDonald's and shit to vegetables and home cooked food.