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How is that summer going robots?
Im going to play dota 2 all the time
>>29614688
Awful. I keep having dreams where cute girls are attracted to me and we have fun together and then I wake up and realize it's just me and my sonic figurines.
Fucking hot, brobot. I have an evaporative cooler and it works great downstairs but upstairs in my bedroom is a damn cookout. Too cheap for proper HVAC.
I live on a hill with full southern exposure so its miserable to do work outside too. Of course now Ive admitted to going outside so im about to get assblasted by you lot.
Cyborg life is hardest life.
>>29614745
do you want rope or bleach
Who here /violent/
>I beat up chad
>>29614555
There's no need to chimp out in public. Find an outlet. Street fights are for white trash and niggers
>>29614555
>/violent/
>nigger
Oh who would have guessed! Why can't you guys evolve?
>>29614555
i'm /violent/ with your mums pussy ohhh snap
>tfw no energetic bf
SOMEONE BE MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY
I DESERVE IT
REEEEEEEEEE
No, now please stop making these shit threads. When you deserve a bf, a bf you shall have.
>>29614422
I deserve bf.
Substituting emotions through simulation in entertainment is starting to scare me
I don't want to feel virtual character's love I want to feel my own
Is this bad?
>>29614380
>playing the sims 4 just to feel semi-loved
The ride never ends
>>29614380
it's bad to the developers, senpai
you're a meanie little person
>>29614380
That smug ass face
School Feels Thread
>Everyone can choose their own partners for this project!
>Oh anon... you can just join this group
I graduated 6 years ago. My high school freshmen year was a fucking decade ago. besides screwing around with friends most of my memories of high school are fading fast.
>>29614337
If you're attending highschool, you shouldn't be here.
It's quite literally neurotoxic for you. And don't think for a sweet fucking second that's hyperbole, because it's not.
>>29614371
I know that feel. It's been 8 years since I graduated. Feels weird, like where did the time go? Feels like it was just yesterday, but when I try to remember details, it's all fuzzy.
What would you do if you died and became a ghost?
Sit on 4chan all day tbqh
bring horror upon all who have wronged me, would sure as shit force a bunch of them into mental wards.
YOU LIKE HITTING ME DAD? HOW IS THAT GAG FEELING, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT BE ABLE TO SAY SHIT.
>>29614319
At first I might haunt people for the fun of it, but honestly I would protect the one girl that was apart of my life, the only person that mattered to me.
I am over-sentimental seemingly all of the time. I get strongly attached to ideas and feelings, and I desperately try to hold on to them, even though I don't know how to constructively and satisfying have them manifest. I think it's really stupid to live this way wanting to be connected to these ideas and be a part of them somehow. Dwelling on these concepts that I can't hope to satisfyingly do anything with or have any part of gets in the way of more concrete, tangible thoughts that I can reasonably act on and build off of and see some sort of improvement in. More visceral and less vague. Wasting all of my time and energy being over-sentimental makes me a more miserable person than I should be. I don't think I can be happy, but because of this I am a far less satisfied person than I have potential to be.
Why should I be stuck in a daydream that won't go anywhere, when there are things satisfying and beautiful to me that I can touch and interact with in this ugly and bland reality, that making living in it easier? I can't get rid of this over-sentimentality, and it is embarrassing and deserving of ridicule to make oneself so uselessly miserable.
sometimes my poo breaks when im pushing it out and half gets stuck inside my poo whole
Drown yourself in a false reality op. Try video games or anime.
>>29614175
I'm taking a shit right now
How does one learn to mellow out and stop being so angry and sad all the time?
oregano v. mellow bump
I think you are definitely asking the wrong board
You get older and really depressed. At least that's how I mellowed out.
Well boys.
Just found out I failed college and it's likely that I can never pass. My family can't afford to continue, and I won't be able to earn enough to pay it off.
I've condemned myself, my mother, grandmother, and three younger sisters to a life of debt and hopelessness. I was supposed to be the one who got us out of poverty and I just made it worse.
I tend to laugh when I'm stressed, and I recorded this one since I felt it would be a big one. Uploaded it to a.cuntflaps.me/cqiqfz.mp3
What do I do now? How are all of you holding up? What is hopeless in your lives?
>>29614061
I laugh when I'm stressed too! I wonder why.
Anyway that recording is sick man
If you're absolutely sure you can't continue, kill yourself already.
Make Hollywood or Maddison avenue feel your pain
Who else /avoid woman/ because of small dick?
I don't even feel like a man around them.
Same here. I'm actually well liked by girls, it wouldn't be very hard to take one home with me, but if they saw my junk i'd be socially devastated and a joke In my community.
reporting in. will probably kill myself soon, how about you?
Reporting. 5.5" penis that looks like a shrimp when soft.
Criminals of r9k tell me your
>Number of times arrested
>when you started committing crimes on a regular basis
>Biggest crime
>Most common crime you commit
>If your a thief and what do you usually steal and how
>>29613918
I`ll bite.
FBI/JIDF/thefuckeveryouare STOP
you actually think people like us would be capable of anything like this?
Lol OP this boardis full of neet fags who live at home. Their biggest crime is yelling at their mom for not getting tendies.
Weed wont cut it I guess, a few anons here are into drugs at least, but mostly people here are too lame to be criminals
I'll bite
Been arrested one time. Didn't serve any time for reason. I used to run drugs and other stuff for some people. The drug running was the biggest crime I committed, but I did assault a couple of people once in self defense.
So since i always see threads that love is not real, why not get money? Love is something only chads can get but literally everyone can get money.
hookers in my region are so ugly, I'd rather not do this.
and also
>but literally everyone can get money.
haha
>>29613913
some robots here are really rich, senpai
they just don't have the courage
Money's also biased away from us and to them.
Nepotism and halo effect get the job more often than qualifications, and they also get the qualifications easier.
>average/ugly face; what's wrong with me? why can't I get a gf?
I know there's some sort of personality disorder wrong with me but I want to fix it!
Who /personality/ here?
I'll do my best to help anon, however I'm no psychologist, as such I'm not qualified to diagnose and I don't have a lot to go on with this. If you could fill or clue me in I can promise an earnest effort.
Find a spergess
>>29613983
How do you mean? I don't intend to sound like a special snowflake? Could you please lay out some basic questions to go on?
>tfw too intelligent to fall for the religion meme
If you were actually intelligent you'd realize code can't write itself. DNA IS CODE YOU DUMMY
>tfw too meme to religion the intelligent
>>29613836
You're a moron, and you will always be a moron.
>I have a genius level IQ
>The only reason why i'm not successful is cause the school system failed me
>>29613787
I love this meme, can't believe fags still say shit like this
>I'm smart, but my apathy holds me back. I'm just too cynical for this world full of sheeple *hits blunt*
>>29613853
And what is your IQ? Where did you get it measured?
